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It Hits the Fan Quotes

It Hits the Fan is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . It Hits the Fan ended its run in 1970.

It Hits the Fan Quotes

  • (Airline Captain) "Hello, ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you look out the right side of the aircraft, you can see some interesting s***."
  • (Airline Captain) "And over on the left side, there's some interesting s***, too."
  • (Airline Captain) "We should be arriving in Los Angeles in about two hours. Until then, we invite you to sit back, relax and enjoy our s***ty service."
  • (Unnamed) "Don't mind Kyle everyone, he's just got a little sand in his vagina."
  • (Unnamed) "THERE'S NO SAND IN MY VAGINA."
  • (Unnamed) "Kyle, they're going to say "s***" on television."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't give a f***."
  • (Unnamed) "It said in my book that the word "s***" started the exact same time as something called "The Black Death"."
  • (Unnamed) "The Black Death? Are you sure?"
  • (Unnamed) "What's "The Black Death", Chef?"
  • (Unnamed) "LaToya Jackson, children."
  • (Unnamed) "Maybe you didn't hear me, Kyle. I said s***. On TELEVISION."
  • (Unnamed) "You seem a little irritable Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?"
  • (Unnamed) "THERE'S NO SAND IN MY VAGINA."
  • (Unnamed) "Kyle, you are being a Negative Nancy."
  • (Unnamed) "Now when I want you to hand in your work, I'll say, "Hand in your s***"."
  • (Unnamed) "What about, "I have to take a s***"?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, Fillmore. You can say, "I have to poop and s***", or, "Oh, s***, I have to poop", but not "I have to take a s***"."
  • (Man #1) "Oh s***, you look like s***."
  • (Man #2) "s***, I feel like s***."
  • (Unnamed) "Alright children, in lew of the common usage, I'm supposed to clarify the school's position on the word "s***"."
  • (Unnamed) "Wow. We can say s*** in the school now?"
  • (Unnamed) "This is ridiculous. Just because they say it on TV, it's alright?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, but only in the figurative noun form or the adjective form?"
  • (Unnamed) "Huh?"
  • (Unnamed) "You can only use it in the nonliteral sense. For instance,"
  • (Unnamed) ""That's a s***ty picture of me" is now fine. However, the literal noun form of"
  • (Unnamed) ""This is a picture of s***" is still naughty."
  • (Unnamed) "This sucks. Now that "s***"'s out, it isn't fun to say it anymore."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, they've taken all the fun out of "s***". We're gonna have to say other bad words like "cock" and "f***" and "mee krob"."
  • (Unnamed) "What's mee krob?"
  • (Unnamed) "You know, that stuff you get as an appetizer at Thai food restaurants. Mee krob is way grosser than s***, dude. I'd scarf down a whole, wet bucket full of s*** before I ate another plate of mee krob."

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