Iron Man 2 Quotes

Iron Man 2 is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Iron Man 2 ended in 1970.

It features Kevin Feige as producer, John Debney in charge of musical score, and Matthew Libatique as head of cinematography.

Iron Man 2 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Iron Man 2 is 125 minutes long. Iron Man 2 is distributed by Paramount Picturesrefn name=Distributor group=N and In July 2013, the film's distribution rights were transferred from Paramount Pictures to Walt Disney Studios (division)..

The cast includes: Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury, Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark, Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts, Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff, Sam Rockwell as Justin Hammer, Scarlett Johansson as Jack, and Mickey Rourke as Anton Vanko.

Iron Man 2 Quotes

Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Well, then, you must have known my father better than I did."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "As a matter of fact, I did. He was one of the founding members of S.H.I.E.L.D."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "-- Wait, WHAT?"

• (Senator Stern) "I think we're done with the point that he's making. I don't think there's any reason --"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "The point is you're welcome, I guess."
• (Senator Stern) "For what?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Because I'm your nuclear deterrent. It's working. We're safe. America is secure. You want my property? You can't have it. But I did you a big favor."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I've successfully privatized world peace. What more do you want? For now. I tried to play ball with these ass-clowns."
• (Senator Stern) "-- you, Mr. Stark."
• (Senator Stern) "-- you, buddy."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I want one."
• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "No."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "She's right. The party's over. Then again, the party was over for me, like, an hour and a half ago. The after party starts in fifteen minutes."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "And if anybody, Pepper, doesn't like it, there's the door."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "It's a hi-tech prosthesis. That's actually the most apt description I can make of it."

• (Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes) "Tony, look, I'm sorry."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Don't be."
• (Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes) "No, I should have trusted you."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I'm the one who put you in this position. Forget it."
• (Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes) "No, it's your fault. I just wanted to say I'm sorry."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "My bond is with the people, and I will serve this great nation at the pleasure of myself. If there's one thing I've proven it's that you can count on me to pleasure myself."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Sorry, pal, but Iron Man doesn't have a sidekick."
• (Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes) "Sidekick this."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Goldstein."
• (Adam Goldstein) "Yes, Mr. Stark?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Give me phat beat to beat my buddy's ass to."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I didn't expect to see you here --"
• (Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes) "Well, it's me, and I'm here, so get over it and move on."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I'm doing --"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Oops."

• (Senator Stern) "Mr. Stark."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Yes, dear?"

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Who is she?"
• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "She is from legal and she is potentially a very expensive sexual harassment lawsuit if you keep ogling her like that."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "There's been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop --"
• (Christine Everhart) "I'm sorry, Mr. Stark, but do you honestly expect us to believe that that was a bodyguard in a suit that conveniently appeared, despite the fact that --"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I know that it's confusing. It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero. that would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic. I'm just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made, largely public --"
• (Mickey Rourke) "Ivan --"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I am Iron Man."
• (Mickey Rourke) "Ivan -- that should be you."
• (Ivan Vanko) "Don't listen to that crap."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "And now, from the great beyond, my father Howard Stark."

• (Agent Coulson) "Where did you get this? Do you have any idea what this is?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "That -- is exactly what I need."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "There, see? Perfectly level."

• (Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes) "I think it's weird. You look like two seals fighting over a grape."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Hey, you weren't supposed to be listening to that. Get lost."
• (Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes) "I was here first. Get a roof."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Let the record reflect that I observe Mr. Hammer entering the chamber and I am wondering if and when any actual expert will also be in attendance."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Mr. Stark displays textbook -- narcissism."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "-- Agreed."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Huh. You're -- fired."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "That's not up to you."

• (Ivan Vanko) "I hope you're ready --"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "COME ON."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I told you I don't want to join your super-secret boy band."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Mute."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "You know, the question I get asked most often is, "Tony, how do you go to the bathroom in the suit?""
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Just like that."

• (Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes) "Put your hand down."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "You think you got what it takes to wear that suit?"
• (Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes) "We don't have to do this, Tony."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "You wanna be the War Machine, take your shot."

• (Agent Coulson) "Good luck. We need you."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "More than you know."
• (Agent Coulson) "Not that much."

• (Unnamed) "Blow something up."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "What? Blow something up? I already did that."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I don't like people handing me things just put it down there."
• (Strawberry Vendor) "Aren't you Iron Man?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Sometimes."

• (Natalie Rushman) "Well done with the new chest piece. I'm reading significantly higher output and your vitals all look promising."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Yes, for the moment, I'm not dying. Thank you."
• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "What do you mean you're not dying? Did you just say you're dying?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Is that you? No, I'm not. Not anymore."
• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "What's going on?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I was going to tell you, I didn't want you to alarm you"
• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "You were going to tell me? You really were dying?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "You didn't let me."
• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "Why didn't you tell me that?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I was going to make you an omelet and tell you."
• (Natalie Rushman) "Hey, hey. Save it for the honeymoon. You got incoming, Tony. Looks like the fight's coming to you."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Great. Pepper?"
• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "Are you okay now?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I'm fine. Don't be mad, I will formally apologize --"
• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "I am mad."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "-- when I'm not fending off a Hammeroid attack."
• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "Fine."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "We could've been in Venice."
• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "Oh, please."

• (Ivan Vanko) "You come from a family of thieves and butchers, and like all guilty men, you try to rewrite your history, to forget all the lives the Stark family has destroyed."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Speaking of thieves, where'd you get this design? You look like you have friends in low places."
• (Ivan Vanko) "My father, Anton Vanko."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Never heard of him."
• (Ivan Vanko) "My father is the reason you're alive."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "No, the reason I'm alive is because you made a shot, and you missed."
• (Ivan Vanko) "If you could make God bleed, people would cease to believe in Him. There will be blood in the water, the sharks will come. All I have to do is sit back and watch as the world consumes you."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Where will you be watching the world consume me from? Oh, that's right, a prison cell. I'll send you a bar of soap."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "You. I swear to God, I'll dismantle you. I'll soak your motherboard, turn you into a wine rack."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Nail it."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "How do you spell your name, Natalie?"
• (Natalie Rushman) "R-U-S-H-M-A-N."
• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "What, are you Googling her now?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I thought I was ogling her?"

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Dead almost 20 years, you're still taking me to school --"

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Wow."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "That tastes like coconut -- and metal."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I am appointing you CEO, why aren't you listening to me? You know, I've been lately thinking what legacy I want to leave behind, and who should do what when I'm gone. And I think, in terms of Stark Enterprises, that you should take over it. You've always managed to handle it, so far it's been good. I hereby irrevocably make you CEO of the company."

• (Ivan Vanko) "Hey Tony, how you doing?"
• (Ivan Vanko) "I double cycle."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "You what?"
• (Ivan Vanko) "You told me double cycles more power. Good advice."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "You sound pretty spry for a dead guy."
• (Ivan Vanko) "You, too."
• (Ivan Vanko) "Now, the true history of Stark name will be written."
• (Ivan Vanko) "What your father did to my family over 40 years, I will do to you in 40 minutes."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Sounds good. Let's get together and hash it out."
• (Ivan Vanko) "I hope you're ready."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Drop your socks and grab your crocs, we're about to get wet on this ride."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Hammer Tech?"
• (Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes) "Yeah."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I think she wants the Gallagher."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Larry King. Larry."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I just want to talk to you for a minute, well, make that 30 seconds --"
• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "Okay."
• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "29, 28, 27 --"

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Trust me, I know. I'm good at this stuff. I've been looking for a suitable replacement for palladium. I've tried every combination, every permutation of every known element."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Well, I'm here to tell you, you haven't tried them all."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I told you I don't want to join your super-secret boy band."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Okay, give me a smooch for good luck, I might not make it back."
• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "Go get 'em, boss."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "You complete me."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Show me the badge."
• (Happy Hogan) "He likes the badge."
• (U.S. Marshal) "Still like it?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Yeah."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I'm not saying I'm responsible for this country's longest run of uninterrupted peace in 35 years. I'm not saying that from the ashes of captivity, never has a Phoenix metaphor been more personified. I'm not saying Uncle Sam can kick back on a lawn chair, sipping on an iced tea, because I haven't come across anyone man enough to go toe to toe with me on my best day. It's not about me. It's not about you, either. It's about legacy, the legacy left behind for future generations. It's not about us."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "You sound pretty spry for a dead guy."
• (Ivan Vanko) "You too."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "What's the point of owning a race car if you can't drive it?"

Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts

• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "Have you been drinking?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Chlorophyll."

• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "Natalie is here."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I want one."
• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "No --"

• (Natalie Rushman) "Will that be all, Mr, Stark?"
• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "No --"
• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "Yes. Yes, that will be all, Ms. Rushman."

• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "I need you --"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I need you too, that's what I'm trying to --"
• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "-- to leave. Now."

• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "You're out of control, okay?"
• (Iron Man) "I'm not out of control."
• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "Trust me on this one."
• (Iron Man) "You're out of control, gorgeous."
• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "It's time to go to bed. It's time."
• (Iron Man) "Come on, you know you want to. Give me another smooch."
• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "You're not going to be happy about this."
• (Iron Man) "Come on, you know you want to."
• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "You just peed in the suit."
• (Iron Man) "I know, it has a filtration system."
• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "It's not sexy."
• (Iron Man) "You could drink that water."

• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "Tony -- what're you not telling me?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I don't want to go home."

• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "My point is, we have already awarded contracts to the wind farm people."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Yeah. Don't say "wind farm." I'm already feeling gassy."

• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "I quit. I'm resigning. My body literally can't handle the stress. I don't know when you're going to kill yourself, or mess up the whole company --"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I think I did okay."

Sam Rockwell as Justin Hammer

• (Sam Rockwell) "What I saw you did to Tony Stark on that track, how you stepped up to him in front of God and everybody, that was -- Wow."

• (Sam Rockwell) "I'll get my revenge on you, someday."

• (Sam Rockwell) "These are the Cubans, baby. This is the Cohibas, the Montecristos. This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle with a secondary cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine RDX burst. It's capable of busting a bunker under the bunker you just busted. If it were any smarter, it'd write a book, a book that would make Ulysses look like it was written in crayon. It would read it to you. This is my Eiffel Tower. This is my Rachmaninoff's Third. My Pieta. It's completely elegant, it's bafflingly beautiful, and it's capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero. I call it "The Ex-Wife.""

• (Ivan Vanko) "Speaks in Russian: Slishkom mnogo govorish' "You talk too much.""
• (Sam Rockwell) "I don't know if you know this, but I don't speak Russian. Now I'm gonna go to the Expo, maybe you can watch me on TV, maybe I'll get laid."

• (Sam Rockwell) "So now you like the bird, is that right? Isn't that your bird? I'm confused, you said it wasn't, but now it looks like you're best of pals. You love that bird, don't you?"
• (Sam Rockwell) "You know what, take the bird."
• (Sam Rockwell) "Take his pillows, too. Both of them."
• (Sam Rockwell) "And his shoes. Take his shoes."
• (Sam Rockwell) "I took your stuff. How's that make you feel? Do you feel bad? Good. 'Cause that's how I feel. We had a contract. I save your life, and you give me suits. That was our deal."

• (Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes) "I'll take it."
• (Sam Rockwell) "Which one?"
• (Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes) "All of it."

• (Sam Rockwell) "This isn't a helmet, this is a head -- Ivan, what's going on?"
• (Ivan Vanko) "Drone better."
• (Sam Rockwell) "Drone better? What, why drone better? Ivan, I got an order for suits, not drones."

• (Ivan Vanko) "I can make salute."
• (Sam Rockwell) "You can make salute? What do you mean you can make salute? What the hell does that mean, Ivan?"

• (Sam Rockwell) "I'd love to leave my door unlocked at night, but this ain't Canada."

• (Ivan Vanko) "I want my bird."
• (Sam Rockwell) "Yeah, sure. We can get you a bird."
• (Ivan Vanko) "I want my bird. My bird."

• (Sam Rockwell) "Tony, you know Christine?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Yes, roughly."

• (Sam Rockwell) "Anthony. Is that you? Hey, pal. How ya doin'?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "My least favorite person on Earth, Justin Hammer."

• (Sam Rockwell) "We all know why we're here; in the last six months Anthony Stark has created a sword with untold possibilites, and yet he insists it's a shield. He asks that we trust him as we cower behind it."

• (Sam Rockwell) "She's actually doing a big spread on me for Vanity Fair. I thought I'd throw her a bone, you know. Right?"
• (Gwyneth Paltrow) "Right. Well, she did quite a spread on Tony last year."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "And she wrote a story as well."

Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "You've been very busy. You made your girl your CEO, you're giving away all your stuff. You let your friend fly away with your suit. Now, if I know better --"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "You don't know better. I didn't give it to him. He took it."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Whoa, whoa, whoa. He took it? You're Iron Man and he just took it? The little brother walked in there, kicked your ass and took your suit? Is that possible?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Well, according to Mr. Stark's database security guidelines, there are redundancies to prevent unauthorized usage."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "What do you want from me?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "What do we want from you? Uh-uh. What do you want from me? You have become a problem, a problem I have to deal with. Contrary to your belief, you are not the center of my universe. I have bigger problems in the southwest region to deal with. Hit him."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Oh God, are you gonna steal my kidney and sell it? Could you please not do anything awful for five seconds? What did she just do to me?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "What did we just do for you? That's lithium dioxide. It's gonna take the edge off. We're trying to get you back to work."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Give me a couple boxes of that. I'll be right as rain."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "It's not a cure, it just abates the symptoms."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Doesn't look like it's gonna be an easy fix."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "That thing in your chest is based on unfinished technology --"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "No, it's finished; it's just never been particularly effective until I miniaturized it and put it in my --"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "No, Howard said the arc reactor was a stepping stone to something greater. He was about to kick off an energy race that was going to dwarf the arms race. He was on to something big, something so big it was going to make the arc reactor look like a triple-A battery."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Just him, or was Anton Vanko in on this?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Anton Vanko was the other side of that coin; Anton saw it as a way to get rich, and when your father found out he had him deported. When the russians found out he couldn't deliver they shipped his ass of to Siberia. He spent the next twenty years in a vodka-fueled rage, not quite the environment you'd want to raise a kid in; the son you had the misfortune of crossing paths with in Monaco."

Mickey Rourke as Anton Vanko

• (Mickey Rourke) "I am sorry -- All I can give you -- is my knowledge."

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