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Intervention (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

Intervention (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Intervention ended in 1970.

Intervention (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "This shouldn't be about blame."
  • (Unnamed) "Blame? There's blame now?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, there's only love. And some fear."
  • (Unnamed) "We're just kind of thrown by the you-having-sex-with-Spike."
  • (Unnamed) "The who-whatting-how-with-huh?"
  • (Unnamed) "Okay, that's denial. That usually comes before anger."
  • (Unnamed) "I am not having sex with Spike."
  • (Unnamed) "Anger."
  • (Unnamed) "He's evil. But, you should see him naked. I mean, really."
  • (Unnamed) "Why did you let that Glory hurt you?"
  • (Unnamed) "She wanted to know who the key was."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, well, I can tell her, and then you won't --"
  • (Unnamed) "No. You can't ever. Glory never finds out."
  • (Unnamed) "Why?"
  • (Unnamed) "'Cause Buffy; the other, not so pleasant Buffy; anything happened to Dawn, it'd destroy her. I couldn't live, her bein' in that much pain. Let Glory kill me first. Nearly bloody did."
  • (Unnamed) "And Anya. How is your money?"
  • (Unnamed) "Fine. Thank you for asking."
  • (Unnamed) "No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong and mysterious and sort of compact but well-muscled."
  • (Unnamed) "I am not having sex with Spike, but I'm starting to think that you might be."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, I know this. They're both Buffy."
  • (Unnamed) "No. She's a robot. She acts just like that girlfriend-bot that Warren guy made. You guys couldn't tell me apart from a robot?"
  • (Unnamed) "And my robot?"
  • (Unnamed) "The robot is gone. The robot was gross and obscene."
  • (Unnamed) "It wasn't supposed to --"
  • (Unnamed) "Don't. That -- thing, it -- it wasn't even real. What you did, for me and Dawn, that was real. I won't forget it."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay, yeah, you've been with a vampire before, but Angel had a soul."
  • (Unnamed) "Angel's lame. His hair grows straight up, and he's bloody stupid."
  • (Unnamed) "The key. Here's the thing. It's that guy, on TV. What's his name."
  • (Unnamed) "On the television?"
  • (Unnamed) "On that show, the price show where they guess what stuff costs."
  • (Unnamed) "The Price is Right?"
  • (Unnamed) "Bob Barker."
  • (Unnamed) "We will bring you Bob Barker. We will bring you the limp and beaten body of Bob Barker."
  • (Unnamed) "It is not Bob Barker you scabby morons. The key is new to this world and Bob Barker is as old as grit."
  • (Unnamed) "Say. Look at you. You look just like me. We're very pretty."
  • (Unnamed) "We're safe. Right. And, uh, Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with."
  • (Unnamed) "I-It sounded convincing when I thought it."
  • (Unnamed) "Sometimes, in the movies, when they go crazy, they slap 'em."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm gonna go find her and talk to her. If she's losing it, we gotta help her before she gets herself hurt."
  • (Unnamed) "You aren't really gonna slap her, are you?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, but if I have to see her straddle Spike again I will definitely knock myself unconscious."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, Spike, devour me."
  • (Unnamed) "All right."
  • (Unnamed) "Spike, I can't help myself. I love you."
  • (Unnamed) "You're mine, Buffy."
  • (Unnamed) "Should I start this program over?"
  • (Unnamed) "Shh. No programs, don't use that word. Just be Buffy."
  • (Unnamed) "A Guide, but no food or water. So it leads me to the sacred place, and then a week later it leads you to my bleached bones?"
  • (Unnamed) "Buffy, please -- It takes more than a week to bleach bones."
  • (Unnamed) "I can beat up the demons until the cows come home -- and then I can beat up the cows --"
  • (Unnamed) "Was that your best, Slayer?"
  • (Unnamed) "No."
  • (Unnamed) "Why not?"
  • (Unnamed) "I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body."
  • (Unnamed) "Time to slay."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah. Yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "Vampires of the world beware."
  • (Unnamed) "Darn your sinister attraction."
  • (Unnamed) "Are you afraid of me?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes."
  • (Unnamed) "So, how's it start?"
  • (Unnamed) "I, uh, jump out of the circle, then I jump back in it. And then I, um, I shake my gourd."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, I know this ritual. The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the hokey-pokey and turn themselves around."
  • (Unnamed) "Go quest."
  • (Unnamed) "And that's what it's all about."
  • (Unnamed) "She's upset about her mum. And if she turns to me for comfort, well, I'm not gonna deny it to her. I'm not a monster."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes. You are a monster. Vampires are monsters. They make monster movies about them."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, yeah. You got me there."
  • (Unnamed) "Buffy's gone insane."
  • (Unnamed) "What? What'd she do?"
  • (Unnamed) "Brace yourself. You're not gonna believe it."
  • (Unnamed) "Everyone, before we jump all over her, people do strange things when someone they love dies. When I lost my mother, I-I did some pretty dumb stuff, like lying to my family and staying out all night."
  • (Unnamed) "Buffy's boinking Spike."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh. Well, Tara-Tara's right. Grief can be powerful, and we shouldn't judge --"
  • (Unnamed) "What, are you kidding? She's nuts."

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