Insensitive (House) Quotes

Insensitive (House) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Insensitive completed its run in 1970.

Insensitive (House) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "So I'm thinking we should have sex."
• (Unnamed) "That makes sense."
• (Unnamed) "Despite the wisdom of pop songs there's no point in putting our lives on hold until love comes along. We're both healthy and busy people, and we work together so it's convenient."
• (Unnamed) "Like microwave pizza?"
• (Unnamed) "And of all the people I work with you're the one I'm least likely to fall in love with."
• (Unnamed) "Like microwave pizza."
• (Unnamed) "The point here is to make things simpler, not more complicated. Some day there'll be a time to get serious about someone. Meanwhile, we've already had sex once and didn't get weird about it, so --"
• (Unnamed) "I get it, I get it. So, what if I'm offended by your judgment?"
• (Unnamed) "Then you're not the man I'm looking for."

• (Unnamed) "Hannah, you're having a paranoid delusion."
• (Unnamed) "I don't believe you."
• (Unnamed) "Did you think she would?"

• (Unnamed) "So, what does a dean of medicine do?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, can we please not talk about that. I will talk about anything else, but I'm just trying to get away from work."
• (Unnamed) "Metaphorically. Because, geographically the coffee place around the corner from the hospital probably isn't the furthest you could get."

• (Unnamed) "That must be 25 feet long."
• (Unnamed) "Damn. The record's 60."

• (Unnamed) "Did you know that the new nurse from Cardiology is sleeping with that weird lawyer from the board?"
• (Unnamed) "That guy with eleven fingers?"
• (Unnamed) "He has eleven fingers?"
• (Unnamed) "How do you not notice that?"

• (Unnamed) "People who avoid commitment are people who know what a big thing it is."

• (Unnamed) "I'm not scared. I'm never scared"
• (Unnamed) "See? How juvenile was that? You can't feel pain. Nothing left, but pleasure. Why don't you tell me how wonderful that is?"
• (Unnamed) "It sucks."
• (Unnamed) "Better than being in pain all the time. Get in the chair."
• (Unnamed) "Every morning, I have to check my eyes to make sure I didn't scratch a cornea in my sleep."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, God, stop. I'm in a pool of tears here."
• (Unnamed) "I can't cry."
• (Unnamed) "Neither can I. Every morning, I check my eyes for jaundice in case the Vicodin's finally shot my liver."
• (Unnamed) "I can't run anywhere without examining all my toes for swelling."
• (Unnamed) "I can't run."
• (Unnamed) "Boys can't hold me for too long because I can overheat."
• (Unnamed) "Girls can't hold me for too long because I only pay for an hour."
• (Unnamed) "I need an alarm on my watch to remind me to go to the bathroom. Know how many humiliating experiences before I thought of that?"
• (Unnamed) "Bathroom is 50 feet from my office. Every drink of water, I weigh the pros and cons."
• (Unnamed) "After everything I do, I self-check. Mouth, tongue, gums for cuts, count teeth, check temperature, fingers, toes and joints for swelling, skin for bruises."
• (Unnamed) "I got shot."

• (Unnamed) "She's going to jump off the lobby balcony."
• (Unnamed) "You think I can catch her?"

• (Unnamed) "You weren't shot because of leg pain, you were shot because you're a jerk."
• (Unnamed) "Some think the two are connected."

• (Unnamed) "I've planned a surprise getaway."
• (Unnamed) "Get away."
• (Unnamed) "Uh hmm."
• (Unnamed) "Get away."
• (Unnamed) "Get. Away."

• (Unnamed) "Foreman. Your girlfriend wants to know if you're available for Valentine's. Act surprised. What are you doing down here?"
• (Unnamed) "There's a snowstorm. E.R.'s short staffed. We're all supposed to be here. You're supposed to be here. You're an ass. Act surprised."

• (Unnamed) "Happy Valentine's Day."
• (Unnamed) "A holiday that only applies to people who are already paired up. For everyone else, it's Wednesday."
• (Unnamed) "Wow. Thank you for that dash of cold water."

• (Unnamed) "I can't cry."
• (Unnamed) "Neither can I."

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