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In Living Color Quotes

In Living Color is a Variety show that first aired in 1990 on Fox Broadcasting Company. In Living Color completed its run in 1994.

In Living Color was on for 5 seasons and 127 episodes. It features Kevin Berg as producer, Bosco Kante as theme composer, and Tom Rizzo as composer. In Living Color is executive produced by Joe Davola (TV producer). In Living Color is created by Keenen Ivory Wayans.

In Living Color is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of In Living Color is 22-24 min. long. In Living Color is produced by Ivory Way Productions.

In Living Color Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Oh lawd, there's Ms. Jenkins."
  • (Unnamed) "Hello Ms. Jenkins. Mmm, mm, mm. That's one fine woman there. Yes sir. Better NO one say nothin' bad about Ms. Jenkins. Uh-uh. Coarse her breath smells so bad it could singe your nose hairs. But I ain't one to gossip, so you didn't hear that from me."
  • (Unnamed) "Why don't you go outside and be the victim of a drive-by shooting?"
  • (Unnamed) "Save yer breath. That's just another long list of lies perpetrated by The Man to keep a brutha down."
  • (Unnamed) "Richard Simmons was an astronaut."
  • (Unnamed) "Ok, now, you're going to be the center. So take this ball, bend over and I'm going to walk up right behind you and put my hands between your legs."
  • (Unnamed) "OOOH. I think I may have played this game before."
  • (Unnamed) "I got chu. I got chu."
  • (Unnamed) "You said you looked like Marilyn Monroe."
  • (Unnamed) "I do look like Marilyn Monroe."
  • (Unnamed) "No you don't; you look like 'Marilyn the 'Ho'."
  • (Unnamed) "Never under-estimate the powers of the handicaped."
  • (Unnamed) "May your liquor be cold, your women be hot, and may all of your problems just slide off like snot."
  • (Barber) "Anybody touch my liquor'll get cut."
  • (Unnamed) "My left titty-nipple gots an eye on it."
  • (Unnamed) "Welcome to Men On Film."
  • (Unnamed) "Where we look at movies --"
  • (Unnamed) "From a male point of view."
  • (Unnamed) "Excuse me Officer, but can you tell me if I'm black or white?"
  • (Police Officer) "You're under arrest."
  • (Unnamed) "I guess I am black."
  • (Unnamed) "Homey don't play dat."
  • (Unnamed) "Lemme show you somethin'."
  • (Unnamed) "First of all, we must internalize the "flatulation" of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the "Indianisian" proximity in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection. Now, if I may retain my liquids here for one moment. I'd like to continue the "redundance" of my quote, unquote "intestinal tract", you see because to preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent; excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the "Afro-disiatic" symptoms which now perpetrates the jheri curis activation. See, so by the - --"
  • (Narrator) "Give to The United Negro Scholarship Fund. Because a mind is a terrible thing to develop without help."
  • (Unnamed) "Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word "jalapeno"."
  • (Unnamed) "This title gets the around the world and back snap."

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