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In Her Shoes (film) Quotes

In Her Shoes (film) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . In Her Shoes stopped airing in 1970.

It features Curtis Hanson as producer, Mark Isham in charge of musical score, and Terry Stacey as head of cinematography.

In Her Shoes (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of In Her Shoes (film) is 130 minutes long. In Her Shoes (film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Cameron Diaz as Maggie Feller, Mark Feuerstein as Simon Stein, Toni Collette as Rose Feller, Brooke Smith as Amy, Francine Beers as Mrs. Lefkowitz, Ken Howard as Michael Feller, Eric Balfour as Ryan, and Shirley MacLaine as Ella Hirsch.

In Her Shoes (film) Quotes

Eric Balfour as Ryan

  • (Eric Balfour) "You know, I came over here, and I was noticing you, and well, wow. You're like -- cute."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "Darling, you're like twelve."

Mark Feuerstein as Simon Stein

  • (Mark Feuerstein) "Does this mean that I'm your bitch?"
  • (Toni Collette) "Do you want to be my bitch?"
  • (Mark Feuerstein) "I have wanted to be your bitch since my first day at Dommel."
  • (Mark Feuerstein) ""His fingers tangled in her curls while his tongue plundered the soft cavern of her mouth. She made no protests. Her furnace was alight. Jack drew his lips from hers and urged her forward so he could take one shirt-veiled nipple into his mouth. Kit's gasp urged him on. He licked the material until it clung to the right peak then drew the turgid flesh deep into his mouth. Kit moaned, her body spasming in response. Her eyes were closed, her lips parted." Okay, um, embarrassing as this is to admit, I'm officially turned on."

Shirley MacLaine as Ella Hirsch

  • (Lewis Feldman) "My Charlotte taught me everything; cooking, dishes how to use a cell phone; even my old laundry."
  • (Shirley MacLaine) "You must miss her."
  • (Lewis Feldman) "Everyday. You?"
  • (Shirley MacLaine) "Well I didn't know your wife, so no I can't say I do."
  • (Shirley MacLaine) "Wrong dresser. It's in the sock drawer."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "What?"
  • (Shirley MacLaine) "My cash. That's what you were looking for, right? That's what you want."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "No. god."
  • (Shirley MacLaine) "Oh, well. I guess after being absent for some 20-odd years I can't expect you to want to have a relationship with me. How much?"
  • (Cameron Diaz) "How much what?"
  • (Shirley MacLaine) "Money, Maggie. How much money were you hoping to get from me?"
  • (Cameron Diaz) "-- I don't know."
  • (Shirley MacLaine) "Yes, you do."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "I want to go to New York. Maybe act. I think I'd be good at it."
  • (Shirley MacLaine) "humph, clearly --. How much do you need?"
  • (Cameron Diaz) "Three-grande."
  • (Shirley MacLaine) "That you would not have found in the sock drawer -- How much do you have?"
  • (Shirley MacLaine) "I won't give you three-thousand dollars, but I'll do this; they need help down at the assisted living center. You get that job, stop loafing around here like a princess --"
  • (Shirley MacLaine) "-- and I will match what you earn, penny for penny."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "-- You would do that?"
  • (Cameron Diaz) "-- Why?"
  • (Shirley MacLaine) "Because I'm your Grandmother."

Cameron Diaz as Maggie Feller

  • (Cameron Diaz) "It is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart. I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "The art of losing isn't hard to master; so many things seem -- f -- filled -- with the intent to be lost that their loss is no disaster. Lose something every day. Accept the fluster of lost door keys, the hour badly spent. The art of losing isn't hard to master. I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster, some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent. I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster. Even losing you -- the joking voice, a gesture I love -- I shan't have lied. It's evident the art of losing's not too hard to master though it may look like -- Write it --. like disaster."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "Shoes like these should not be locked in a closet. They should be living a life of scandal, and passion, and getting screwed in an alleyway by a billionaire while his frigid wife waits in the limo thinking that he just went back into the bar to get his cellphone. These are cute too."
  • (Toni Collette) "Please tell me you just made that up."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "Look, if you're not going to wear them -- don't buy them. Leave them for someone who's going to get something out of them."
  • (Toni Collette) "I get something out of them. When I feel bad I like to treat myself. Clothes never look any good -- food just makes me fatter -- shoes always fit."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "Your 10-year high school reunion. Everybody wants to make a good impression and I was making mine on Ted, Tad?, whatever --"
  • (Cameron Diaz) "I carry your heart with me. I carry it in my heart. I am never without it. Anywhere I go, you go, my dear. And whatever is done by only me -- is your doing, my darling. I fear no fate -- for you are my fate, my sweet. I want no world, for, beautiful -- you are my world, my true. Here is the deepest secret no one knows. Here is the root of the root -- and the bud of the bud -- and the sky of the sky of a tree called life -- which grows higher than the soul can hope -- or mind can hide. It is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart. I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart."

Brooke Smith as Amy

  • (Brooke Smith) "Which one are you crying about, the predatory prick or the s***-for-brains tramp? Because neither one deserves your tears."

Toni Collette as Rose Feller

  • (Toni Collette) "Why can't I just stay mad at you?"
  • (Cameron Diaz) "Because we're a pair. Like -- Sonny and Cher."
  • (Toni Collette) "They broke up."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "But they remained quite close."
  • (Toni Collette) "What are you doing here?"
  • (Cameron Diaz) "I live here. What are you doing here?"
  • (Toni Collette) "You live here? In an old folks home?"
  • (Cameron Diaz) "It's a Retirement Community for Active Seniors."
  • (Toni Collette) "I liked you -- I really liked you. She won't even remember your name. Probably can't even spell it."
  • (Toni Collette) "Can you, Maggie? Come on, sound it out. Juh-imm. Jim. Oh, she's pretty, this one -- but real stupid."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "Shut up, you fat pig."
  • (Toni Collette) "Did you honestly just say, "Fat pig"? You're my sister -- and the best you can do is "fat pig"?"
  • (Toni Collette) "Get out of my life."
  • (Toni Collette) "Was I unfriendly?"
  • (Mark Feuerstein) "No. Not compared to, say, Stalin."
  • (Toni Collette) "I don't know what's wrong with your girls. My Marcia never uses the word vagina."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "My Marcia doesn't even have a vagina."
  • (Toni Collette) "Oh, My Marcia has a vagina alright, but My Marcia's vagina is made of solid 24 karat gold."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "My Marcia's vagina is so perfect, it's in a museum."

Ken Howard as Michael Feller

  • (Ken Howard) "Well, Sydelle and Marsha aren't on very good terms right now."
  • (Toni Collette) "What, did she decorate a room in last season's colors?"
  • (Ken Howard) "No, she joined Jews for Jesus."

Francine Beers as Mrs. Lefkowitz

  • (Francine Beers) "My son; 55; still single."
  • (Lewis Feldman) "Gay?"
  • (Francine Beers) "I wish; immature."

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