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In Bed with Santa Quotes

In Bed with Santa is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . In Bed with Santa ended in 1970.

It features Börje Hansson as producer.

In Bed with Santa is recorded in Swedish and originally aired in Sweden, Norway, Finland. Each episode of In Bed with Santa is 95 minutes long. In Bed with Santa is distributed by Sonet Film.

The cast includes: Lena B. Eriksson as Janne, Jessica Zandén as Rita, Dan Ekborg as Gunnar, Helena af Sandeberg as Marika, Kajsa Ernst as Pauline, Carl Kjellgren as Erik, Nina Gunke as Eva, and Alexandra Dahlström as Jeanette.

In Bed with Santa Quotes

Lena B. Eriksson as Janne

  • (Lena B. Eriksson) "Die, santa bastard, die."
  • (Lena B. Eriksson) "If it is Åke I will kill him."
  • (Jessica Zandén) "Oh, so it is ok if it's Tomas, Gunnar or Erik?"
  • (Lena B. Eriksson) "No, but of course it's that horny bastard, he would get turned on by worm if it had breasts."

Dan Ekborg as Gunnar

  • (Dan Ekborg) "No one seems to get it, everyone can be bought, that includes children."
  • (Dan Ekborg) "Do you have a problem with that?"
  • (Lena B. Eriksson) "I don't have any problems. I'm a psychologist."

Nina Gunke as Eva

  • (Nina Gunke) "But what's wrong with us?"
  • (Alexandra Dahlström) "Tomas can't shut up, Anne's drunk, Åke's horny, Sara's mad for insemination, Janne's crashing cars, Richard's in therapy, Erik's suddenly gay and Pauline just keeps crying, do I need to continue?"

Helena af Sandeberg as Marika

  • (Helena af Sandeberg) "So let me get this straight, Sara whom we will be celebrating Christmas with has three kids, with three different men, you being one --"
  • (Helena af Sandeberg) "-- she lives with a fourth man, Janne, who has no kids of his own and everyone is going to be there?"
  • (Kajsa Ernst) "-- All with new wives, some of them being the other guys ex."
  • (Kajsa Ernst) "Dont worry you'll get it. One thing is for sure about Sara, she always ended one relationship before she got into the next one."
  • (Kajsa Ernst) "-- she never cheated -- Who was that?"
  • (Carl Kjellgren) "No one."
  • (Helena af Sandeberg) "And Janne, he has no problems with this?"
  • (Carl Kjellgren) "No, he's a psychologist."

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