In and Out (film) Quotes

In and Out (film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . In &amp stopped airing in 1970.

It features G. Mac Brown as producer, Marc Shaiman in charge of musical score, and Rob Hahn as head of cinematography.

In and Out (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of In and Out (film) is 92 minutes long. In and Out (film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Kevin Kline as Howard Brackett, Joan Cusack as Emily, Kevin Kline as Howard, Matt Dillon as Cameron, Shawn Hatosy as Jack, Zak Orth as Mike, Tom Selleck as Peter, Tom Selleck as Peter Malloy, Joseph Maher as Father Tim, Debbie Reynolds as Berniece, Gregory Jbara as Walter Brackett, Bob Newhart as Tom Halliwell, Gus Rogerson as Danny, Deborah Rush as Ava Blazer, Shalom Harlow as Sonja, and Kate McGregor-Stewart as Aunt Becky.

In and Out (film) Quotes

Kevin Kline as Howard Brackett

• (Kevin Kline) "Tom, do I look like a homosexual?"
• (Bob Newhart) "Would you walk for me?"

• (Kevin Kline) "He's just never had a physical relationship with her."
• (Joseph Maher) "Never? In three years?"
• (Kevin Kline) "He respects her."
• (Joseph Maher) "He's gay."

• (Kevin Kline) "I just came out. At my wedding."

• (Kevin Kline) "Class: so, uh, where were we? Romantic poetry. Shakespeare. Talented. English. Dead."

• (Kevin Kline) "Here, I'll give you your headline. Howard Brackett is a big homo-queer-merry-sissy man. He just came out at his big church wedding. Martha Stewart is fourious."

• (Kevin Kline) "I may sue."
• (Howard's dad) "Get Johnny Cochrane, not that woman."

• (Kevin Kline) "I'm a horrible person. You have every right to hate me. You should hate me. I want you to hate me. I insist that you hate me. I'm scum, I'm garbage, I'm vermin, an-an-and I'm sorry."

• (Kevin Kline) "This is my Peter; uh, my friend Peter. We just met at the, uh, intersexual -- homosection -- INTERSECTION."

• (Kevin Kline) "He may be under the influence of something. He may have joined a cult."
• (Howard's dad) "That little zombie."

• (Voice on tape) "Now, repeat after me: "Yo.""
• (Kevin Kline) "Yo."
• (Voice on tape) "Hot damn."
• (Kevin Kline) "Hot damn."
• (Voice on tape) "What a fabulous window treatment."
• (Kevin Kline) "What a fabu --"
• (Voice on tape) "That was a trick."

Matt Dillon as Cameron

• (Matt Dillon) "Maybe I should thank someone else. Someone who's really been there, someone who taught me alot, about poetry and Shakespeare, and just, y'know, stayin' awake, man. Someone who's just an overall great guy, a great teacher -- to Howard Brackett from Greenleaf, Indiana. And he's gay. Y'know, I've been thinking alot about this night, and I've decided to dedicate this whole night to a great, gay teacher. Mr. Brackett, WE WON."

• (Matt Dillon) "Eat something. You look like a swizzle stick."
• (Shalom Harlow) "You mean, food?"

Tom Selleck as Peter

• (Tom Selleck) "What was Barbra Streisand's eighth album?"
• (Kevin Kline) "Color Me Barbra."
• (Tom Selleck) "Stud."
• (Kevin Kline) "Everybody knows that."
• (Tom Selleck) "Everybody where? The little gay bar on the prairie?"

• (Tom Selleck) "One day I just clicked. I said: "Mom, dad, Sparky, I'm gay.""
• (Kevin Kline) "So what happened?"
• (Tom Selleck) "My mom cried, for exactly 10 seconds, my boss said: "Who cares?", and my dad said: "But you're so tall --."."

• (Tom Selleck) "I'm gay, I came out."
• (Kevin Kline) "To whom?"
• (Tom Selleck) "Who? To everyone. My folks, my boss -- my dog."

• (Tom Selleck) "A teacher in trouble. A town under siege. A journey to the heartland. Stay tuned."

Joan Cusack as Emily

• (Joan Cusack) "Are you really gay?"
• (Kevin Kline) "Hmm Hmm"
• (Joan Cusack) "Was there oh, ANY OTHER TIME YOU MIGHT'VE TOLD ME THIS? I'm wearing a wedding dress, WHICH YOU PICKED OUT."

• (Joan Cusack) "Is everybody gay? Is this a Twilight Zone?"

Shawn Hatosy as Jack

• (Shawn Hatosy) "There's only two times when that kind of thing's okay: In prison where it's a substitute and guys in space."
• (Zak Orth) "Guys in space?"
• (Shawn Hatosy) "Well, not on purpose. They just float into each other."

Debbie Reynolds as Berniece

• (Debbie Reynolds) "Howard, we want you to know: you're our son, and we'll always love you, gay, straight, red, green, if you rob a bank, if you kill someone."
• (Howard's dad) "If you get drunk, climb a clock tower, and take out the town."
• (Debbie Reynolds) "As long as you get married."

• (Debbie Reynolds) "I need that wedding. I need some beauty and some music and some placecards before I die. It's like heroin."

Gregory Jbara as Walter Brackett

• (Gregory Jbara) "I'm a member of the community and I don't mind that Howard's gay."
• (Bob Newhart) "But you're Howard's brother."
• (Bob Newhart) "As you know."
• (Gregory Jbara) "Well, you know what that means."
• (Gregory Jbara) "Uh-oh. I must be gay."
• (Bob Newhart) "But you're not a parent."

Gus Rogerson as Danny

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Kate McGregor-Stewart as Aunt Becky

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Shalom Harlow as Sonja

• (Shalom Harlow) "I don't have time. I promised to do that photo shot this afternoon. I have to shower and vomit."

Joseph Maher as Father Tim

• (Joseph Maher) "Are you Catholic?"
• (Kevin Kline) "I have a friend who is -- and he's very busy."

Bob Newhart as Tom Halliwell

• (Bob Newhart) "That song always reminds me of our school motto."
• (Bob Newhart) "Studiare, Imparare, Partire."
• (Bob Newhart) "Study, Learn, Leave."

Deborah Rush as Ava Blazer

• (Deborah Rush) "You can't be gay. You're a tramp."

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