Imagine Me and You Quotes

Imagine Me and You is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Imagine Me &amp ended in 1970.

It features Sophie Balhetchet, Barnaby Thompson, and Andro Steinborn as producer, Alex Heffes in charge of musical score, and Ben Davis (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Imagine Me and You is recorded in English and originally aired in Germany, and United Kingdom. Each episode of Imagine Me and You is 94 minutes long. Imagine Me and You is distributed by United International Pictures, and X Verleih AG.

The cast includes: Piper Perabo as Rachel, Lena Headey as Luce, Sue Johnston as Ella, Matthew Goode as Heck, Boo Jackson as H, Celia Imrie as Tessa, Eva Birthistle as Edie, Vinette Robinson as Zina, Sharon Horgan as Beth, Anthony Head as Ned, and Darren Boyd as Coop.

Imagine Me and You Quotes

Lena Headey as Luce

• (Lena Headey) "What's your name, anyway?"
• (Boo Jackson) "Everyone calls me 'H'. They tell me it's short for Henrietta, but it's not. It's short for Jesus "H" Christ. That's what my mummy said when she found out she was pregnant with me."

• (Lena Headey) "Well, it should be a breakup bouquet, and it should be hydrangeas. They mean "It's over, but think of me well.""

• (Lena Headey) "You can put an end to this."
• (Piper Perabo) "How?"
• (Lena Headey) "Tell me to go. Tell me that's what you want, and I will walk away and you will never see me again."
• (Piper Perabo) "Is that what you want?"
• (Lena Headey) "I want you."
• (Piper Perabo) "Luce --"
• (Lena Headey) "I know."
• (Piper Perabo) "I can't --"
• (Lena Headey) "I know."

• (Lena Headey) "Hi."
• (Piper Perabo) "No. No. You're not happy to see me. You can't. I don't want you to be happy to see me."

• (Lena Headey) "I think you know immediately. As soon as your eyes -- Then everything that happens from then on just proves that you have been right in that first moment. When you suddenly realize that you were incomplete and now you are whole --"

• (Lena Headey) "You should ask her, you know."
• (Matthew Goode) "Bless you but -- I couldn't ask Rach if there is anything wrong that would be way too scary."
• (Lena Headey) "Why?"
• (Matthew Goode) "What if there is?"

• (Lena Headey) "You're a wanker, number nine."

• (Lena Headey) "Thorns. Thorns. In my bum. Ow."

• (Lena Headey) "Don't forget me."
• (Piper Perabo) "I won't remember anything else."

• (Lena Headey) "I met this girl -- but she's with someone else."
• (Sue Johnston) "Does she love you?"
• (Lena Headey) "I don't know -- no -- yes -- but it doesn't matter."
• (Sue Johnston) "Oh -- it's all that matters."

• (Lena Headey) "What, is something wrong? I'm here to help."
• (Piper Perabo) "My ring. I was getting some of this punch crap and --"
• (Lena Headey) "Your wedding ring?"
• (Piper Perabo) "It fell off. Off and in there. My wedding ring is in there."
• (Lena Headey) "And you tried the ladle?"
• (Piper Perabo) "Nothing."
• (Lena Headey) "And you can't empty --"
• (Piper Perabo) "No."
• (Lena Headey) "No, it's too big. Right. Only one thing to do. Cover me."
• (Piper Perabo) "What?"
• (Lena Headey) "Use the dress."
• (Lena Headey) "I'm going in."
• (Piper Perabo) "You can't just --"
• (Piper Perabo) "Oh, yes, really, you can."

• (Lena Headey) "Coop."
• (Darren Boyd) "It is you, isn't it?"
• (Lena Headey) "What are you talking about?"
• (Darren Boyd) "I wasn't sure when he told me, but I knew."
• (Lena Headey) "What did he say?"
• (Darren Boyd) "Tell me it isn't true, girl."
• (Darren Boyd) "Dumb slut."
• (Lena Headey) "Don't start, Coop."
• (Darren Boyd) "Don't start? Her husband. Her flippin' husband calls me in the middle of the night. And you want to know how he was? He was busted."
• (Lena Headey) "Coop, just get out."
• (Darren Boyd) "What was that you said? What was that? 'Never wreck another couple.'"
• (Darren Boyd) "Stuck to that one good, didn't you?"

Matthew Goode as Heck

• (Matthew Goode) "You know I want you to be happy. And more than anything, I wanted to be the cause of happiness in you."

• (Matthew Goode) "I like this jam. It's really good jam. I should make jam. I could, you know."
• (Piper Perabo) "'Course you could."
• (Matthew Goode) "You don't think I could."
• (Piper Perabo) "Not for a second."
• (Matthew Goode) "Anyway, I was talking to Rob yesterday."
• (Piper Perabo) "That man's an ass."
• (Matthew Goode) "That man is an ass. But he's got this really sweet girlfriend. God knows what she found to love about him, but she does. He cheats on her like a nutter."
• (Matthew Goode) "Oh, come back to bed."
• (Piper Perabo) "I'm up now. Does she know?"
• (Matthew Goode) "Well, I'm like, 'If you want to leave, tell her.' Are you really up?"
• (Piper Perabo) "I really am. Maybe he doesn't want to leave. Maybe he doesn't know what he wants."
• (Matthew Goode) "Anyway, he should figure it out before someone gets hurt -- Why are you looking at me?"
• (Piper Perabo) "'Cause you're a good person."
• (Matthew Goode) "You wait till I make jam. Then I'll rock your world."

• (Matthew Goode) "It's porn, right? It's degrading. It's offensive."
• (Piper Perabo) "God yes."
• (Matthew Goode) "Yeah. Let's watch it anyway. Come on, Rach, I mean, things have been getting slack in that department recently. I know it's my fault, and it's -- yeah."
• (Piper Perabo) "No, it's mine -- I -- uh -- but I don't want to watch this."
• (Matthew Goode) "Why not?"
• (Piper Perabo) "It doesn't turn me on."
• (Matthew Goode) "Makes one of us."

• (Matthew Goode) "Well, let's hang these flowers and get that jacket in some water."

• (Matthew Goode) "So, what about you? Are you married? Ever been married, ever going to get married?"
• (Lena Headey) "No. No. Maybe now that the law's changed."
• (Matthew Goode) "How do you mean?"
• (Lena Headey) "Well, I'm gay."
• (Matthew Goode) "Mmm -- well done."

• (Matthew Goode) "How long is the flight anyway? Do you know?"
• (Vinette Robinson) "About 24 hours. More than enough time."

• (Matthew Goode) "It's not you leaving that's going to kill me. It's you loving someone more."
• (Piper Perabo) "No. you're not walking way. Don't -- don't walk away from me."
• (Matthew Goode) "Yeah keep saying that. Pretend this is my choice."
• (Piper Perabo) "What do you MEAN?"
• (Matthew Goode) "Oh come on Rachel. We both know you'd have left me in the end."
• (Piper Perabo) "That's not true."
• (Matthew Goode) "YES IT IS."
• (Matthew Goode) "Yes it is. I want you to be happy. More than anything else I wanted to be the cause of happiness in you. But if I'm not, then I can't stand in the way, you see? Because what you're feeling now, Rachel, is the unstoppable force. Which means that I've got to move."

• (Matthew Goode) "We've got a flat. It's a good one. And I've confiscated your mother's key so she can't sneak up on us anymore. I swear that woman's got a sex radar."

Anthony Head as Ned

• (Anthony Head) "I love the smell of hot dogs in the evening. Smells like -- hot dogs."

Piper Perabo as Rachel

• (Piper Perabo) "I forgot to pee."

• (Piper Perabo) "Okay. So do you see? You have to see. I -- I can't do this. I can't actually do this. So whatever it is, or was, it's got to stop, and it's got to stop now, do you understand? It's over."

• (Piper Perabo) "You make me feel something I absolutely cannot feel."

• (Piper Perabo) "Do you guys believe in love at first sight?"
• (Vinette Robinson) "Well, it saves time."
• (Piper Perabo) "No, really, that you could meet someone, or just -- across a room, and with that one glance you could look in their eyes and see their soul. Do you believe that could happen?"
• (Sharon Horgan) "No."
• (Vinette Robinson) "Absolutely not."

• (Piper Perabo) "She's gay --"
• (Matthew Goode) "As a tennis player."

• (Piper Perabo) "I can't --"
• (Lena Headey) "I know."

• (Piper Perabo) "What does the lily mean?"
• (Lena Headey) "The lily means --"
• (Lena Headey) "The lily means, "I dare you to love me"."

• (Piper Perabo) "In her acceptance speech, the distinguished scientist paid tribute to her husband, Dr. Chris Davis. Tomorrow the pair celebrate their 42nd wedding anniversary after eloping together on the day they met. When asked how they could possibly have known that it would all work out. Professor Harrison replied in true scientific fashion: "We don't know, you can never be sure. But you take the plunge anyway. Sure is for people who don't love enough.""

• (Piper Perabo) "Everyone promises you happily ever after -- but life turns into a different kind of fairy tale."

Darren Boyd as Coop

• (Darren Boyd) "f*** me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to kiss me."
• (Lena Headey) "It's not going to happen."

• (Darren Boyd) "I fancy that flower girl."
• (Matthew Goode) "Yeah, yeah, I know you do."
• (Darren Boyd) "She likes me, right? I got a vibe that she likes me."
• (Matthew Goode) "Coop, it's my wedding day. Can we talk about me?"
• (Darren Boyd) "Sure, yes."
• (Darren Boyd) "Did you get the vibe that she likes me?"

• (Darren Boyd) "I'm 29 years old."
• (Matthew Goode) "You're 31."
• (Darren Boyd) "Precisely my point. I'm getting older. And I see you -- I see what you've got with -- I can see that stability. And the trust, and permanence. And I think -- God, I'm glad I'm not you."

• (Darren Boyd) "Later on tonight, we're going to fall madly in bed."

Boo Jackson as H

• (Boo Jackson) "Do penguins have knees?"

• (Boo Jackson) "Heck, I've got a question."
• (Celia Imrie) "Not now."
• (Matthew Goode) "What's the question, H?"
• (Boo Jackson) "What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?"
• (Matthew Goode) "I haven't got a bastard clue, I'm afraid."
• (Celia Imrie) "There you are, you see. Now we can let him get married in peace."
• (Lena Headey) "It never happens. If there's a thing that can't be stopped, it's not possible for there to be something else which can't be moved, and vice versa. They can't both exist. You see, it's a trick question is the answer."
• (Boo Jackson) "Can she sit with me?"

Sue Johnston as Ella

• (Sue Johnston) "Sweet s*** in a bucket,"
• (Sue Johnston) "What's wrong with you?"

Celia Imrie as Tessa

• (Celia Imrie) "This man's as useless as a fart in a jam jar."

• (Celia Imrie) "Cooper, that trollop. That man would shag an open wound."

• (Celia Imrie) "Will you f*** off with the f***ing candles?"

Eva Birthistle as Edie

• (Eva Birthistle) "She's not just heterosexual, she's barbie heterosexual."

• (Eva Birthistle) "You need a love life."
• (Lena Headey) "I have a like life. It suits me fine."

Sharon Horgan as Beth

• (Sharon Horgan) "So, Ned. How long have you guys been married, then?"
• (Anthony Head) "Thirty Years."
• (Sharon Horgan) "Oh."
• (Anthony Head) "If I'd killed her when I first thought about it, I'd be out by now. A free man."

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