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Imaginationland Episode I Quotes

Imaginationland Episode I is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Imaginationland Episode I ended its run in 1970.

Imaginationland Episode I Quotes

  • (Ike Broflovski) "Yay. Kyle's gonna suck balls."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Ah, my nipples, they hurt. They hurt when I twist them."
  • (Unnamed) "We need you, M. Night Shyamalan, to come up with ideas to stop the terrorists."
  • (Unnamed) "What if it turns out, that they aren't terrorists, but that they are werewolves, from the future?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, they are terrorists, they've been linked to Al Qaeda."
  • (Unnamed) "But what if Al Qaeda is the group terrorized, by aliens?"
  • (Unnamed) "That's not an idea, that's a twist. We need ideas."
  • (Unnamed) "How about, that we make everyone believe that we are being terrorized, but really, we were already dead."
  • (Unnamed) "Where do leprechauns come from?"
  • (Unnamed) "From Ireland."
  • (Unnamed) "So, why would one come to America to warn us about a terrorist attack?"
  • (Mrs. Broflovski) "Kyle, leprechauns are imaginary. You're nine years old, you should know the difference between real and imaginary."
  • (Unnamed) "I thought I did."
  • (Unnamed) "Those are not ideas, those are special effects."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't see the difference."
  • (Unnamed) "I know you don't."
  • (Mr. Butters) "We don't want to jump to conclusions but"
  • (Mr. Butters) "we're worried that maybe somebody kidnapped Butters, sodomized him over and over again, and then fed his genitals to wild animals."
  • (Judge) "From what I've been presented and the evidence put forth, the Court has no choice but to order you to place Mr. Cartman's pubical sac in your mouth and draw upon it succulently for no less than 30 seconds."
  • (Unnamed) "Yesss."
  • (Judge) "You have 24 hours to suck aforementioned balls. If, after that time, you still refuse, the Court will be forced to arrest you for contempt. Next case."
  • (Unnamed) "Thank you, Your Honor. This isn't a victory for me. This is a victory for the justice system -- and my balls."
  • (Unnamed) "Are you going to rape us?"
  • (Mayor of Imaginationland) "No."

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