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If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin' Quotes

If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin' is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin' ended its run in 1970.

If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin' Quotes

  • (Chris Griffin) "Dad, when you said, "Chris finished his homework," were you talking about me? Because if you were, I think you just lied to Mom."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Chris, everything I say is a lie."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that."
  • (Peter Griffin) "And that."
  • (Lois Griffin) "Oh, my God."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Yes?"
  • (Lois Griffin) "Peter, that's not funny."
  • (JJ) "Maxine is the lady that's feelin' all right, thanks to the magic of Kid Dy-no-mite."
  • (James) "Junior, where have you been? Dinner was three hours ago."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, forget him, James. He's an idiot."
  • (JJ) "Mama, what's wrong with you?"
  • (Unnamed) "What's wrong with me? My name is Florida. Florida. That's that name of a state. Why is my name Florida?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, lord."
  • (JJ) "Dy-no-mite."
  • (Peter Griffin) "There has to be some explanation for this."
  • (Brian Griffin) "You want an explanation?"
  • (Brian Griffin) "GOD"
  • (Brian Griffin) "IS"
  • (Brian Griffin) "PISSED."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Well, fine. Until you put 'Gumbel 2 Gumbel' back on the air, I'm going on a hunger strike. Can you live with that? Huh, can you?""
  • (Peter Griffin) "You gonna eat that stapler?"
  • (Steven C. Callaghan) "Mr. Griffin, you can't eat a --"
  • (Peter Griffin) "Wanna split it?"
  • (Peter Griffin) "Wow. I look like an Emmy."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Hint, hint."
  • (Peter Griffin) "If you don't put 'Coach' back on the air i'll be really upset. the skillful acting of Craig T. Nelson will be missed a lot. Signed Peter Griffin."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Craig T. Nelson."
  • (Craig T. Nelson) "Are you Peter Griffin?"
  • (Peter Griffin) "Yeah."
  • (Craig T. Nelson) "Make it quick."

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