If a Body Meets a Body Quotes

If a Body Meets a Body is a television show that debuted in 1970 . If a Body Meets a Body completed its run in 1970.

It features Jules White as producer, and Benjamin H. Kline as head of cinematography.

If a Body Meets a Body is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of If a Body Meets a Body is duration If a Body Meets a Body is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

If a Body Meets a Body Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Here's one. "Wanted: Gravediggers.""
• (Unnamed) "No, no, too morbid."
• (Unnamed) "Da morbid, da merrier. Nyuk nyuk nyuk."

• (Unnamed) "You know my name is Curly Q. Link."
• (Unnamed) "What's the "Q" stand for? Quincy?"
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Unnamed) "Quentin?"
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Unnamed) "Well then, what?"
• (Unnamed) "Cuff."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, Cuff Link."

• (Unnamed) "Blow out that candle."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, no. Then it'll be dark. I'm scared."
• (Unnamed) "Blow out that candle or I'll blow out your brain. Or a facsimile thereof."
• (Unnamed) "Or a facsimile thereof -- all right."

• (Unnamed) ""To my nephew, Curly Q. Link -- " That's me. "I leave a sum total of sixty-seven cents, net.""

• (Unnamed) "Didn't you say you were born in Oxford?"
• (Unnamed) "I can't remember. I was born awfully young."

• (Unnamed) "Goodnight, gentlemen. I hope you have a nice LONG sleep."
• (Unnamed) "Thanks, Dracula."

• (Unnamed) "Pardon me, I --"
• (Unnamed) "Who're you?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm Curly Q. Link."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, you're the missing Link."
• (Unnamed) "No, I'm da found Link. Nyuk nyuk nyuk."

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