I'm Not Rappaport (film) Quotes

I'm Not Rappaport (film) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . I'm Not Rappaport ended in 1970.

It features John Penotti as producer, Gerry Mulligan in charge of musical score, and Adam Holender as head of cinematography.

I'm Not Rappaport (film) is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of I'm Not Rappaport (film) is 135 minutes long. I'm Not Rappaport (film) is distributed by Gramercy Pictures.

The cast includes: Walter Matthau as Nat, Amy Irving as Clara Gelber, Boyd Gaines as Danforth, Ossie Davis as Midge, and Walter Matthau as Nat Moyer.

I'm Not Rappaport (film) Quotes

Walter Matthau as Nat

• (Walter Matthau) "One more word, and I'll make a citizen's arrest for crimes against the language."

• (Walter Matthau) "Who needs sight; we have vision."

• (Walter Matthau) "I was one person for the first eighty years. Why not a hundred for the next five?"

• (Walter Matthau) "All right, let's see now. We got three possibilities. We got, uh, exile in Great Neck, Devil's Island and kindergarten. All rejected. And now if you'll excuse me, I'm a very busy person."

• (Walter Matthau) "Lies, not lies; alternatives. Sometimes the truth doesn't quite fit."

• (Walter Matthau) "Hey, Rappaport. I haven't seen you in ages. How have you been?"
• (Ossie Davis) "I'm not Rappaport."
• (Walter Matthau) "Rappaport, what happened to you? You used to be a short fat guy, and now you're a tall skinny guy."
• (Ossie Davis) "I'm not Rappaport."
• (Walter Matthau) "Rappaport, you used to be a young guy with a beard, and now you're an old guy with a mustache."
• (Ossie Davis) "I'm not Rappaport."
• (Walter Matthau) "Rappaport, how has this happened? You used to be a cowardly little white guy, and now you're a big imposing black guy."
• (Ossie Davis) "I'm not Rappaport."
• (Walter Matthau) "And you changed your name, too."

Boyd Gaines as Danforth

• (Boyd Gaines) "Truth is I hate running. Being immortal takes too much time."

Ossie Davis as Midge

• (Ossie Davis) "Lord, I asked for help, and you send me a weird Commie blind man."

• (Ossie Davis) "You made it up. You made it all up."
• (Walter Matthau) "Of course."
• (Ossie Davis) "Conned your own kid."
• (Walter Matthau) "Go back to sleep."
• (Ossie Davis) "That's a sin."
• (Walter Matthau) "I did it to save a life: mine."
• (Ossie Davis) "You're not a nice guy. I'm ashamed I even sung a song with you."
• (Walter Matthau) "You don't understand. Nursing homes were dancing in her head. Desperate measures were required."

Amy Irving as Clara Gelber

• (Amy Irving) "Everybody else got a two wheeler when they turned ten, I got a paperback copy of Das Kapital."

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