I'm All Right Jack Quotes

I'm All Right Jack is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . I'm All Right Jack stopped airing in 1970.

It features Roy Boulting as producer, Ken Hare in charge of musical score, and Mutz Greenbaum as head of cinematography.

I'm All Right Jack is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of I'm All Right Jack is 101 minutes long. I'm All Right Jack is distributed by British Lion Films (UK).

The cast includes: John Comer as Shop Steward, Terry-Thomas as Major Hitchcock, Ian Carmichael as Stanley Windrush, Victor Maddern as Knowles, John Le Mesurier as Waters, Irene Handl as Mrs. Kite, Dennis Price as Bertram Tracepurcel, John Glyn-Jones as Detto Executive, Liz Fraser as Cynthia Kite, and Kenneth Griffith as Dai.

I'm All Right Jack Quotes

Ian Carmichael as Stanley Windrush

• (Fred Kite) "Me and my colleagues are the Works Committee. Would you mind producing your union card."
• (Ian Carmichael) "I'm afraid I can't. It's not compulsory, is it?"
• (John Comer) "No, it's not compulsory. Only you've got to join, see?"

• (Fred Kite) "My daughter, Cynthia. She works 'ere, spindle polishing."
• (Ian Carmichael) "Oh, really? That room you were talking about just now. Perhaps I could pop round and have a look at it."

• (Fred Kite) "My politics is a matter between my conscience and the ballot box --"
• (Ian Carmichael) "Your politics; to each according to his needs, from each as little as he can get away with. And no overtime except on Sundays, at double the rate. That's a damn fine way to build a new Jerusalem."

• (Ian Carmichael) "Wherever you look, it's a case of "Blow you, Jack, I'm all right"."

• (Ian Carmichael) "It might interest you to know, Sir, that I have a great aunt who tried Frisko once and she came out in an appalling rash."
• (John Glyn-Jones) "Is that so? It may interest you to know that my babies' napkins have always been washed in Frisko and that no child has shown a sign of a spot since birth."
• (Ian Carmichael) "Oh. Of course, my aunt's rash was on her arm."

Terry-Thomas as Major Hitchcock

• (Terry-Thomas) "We've got chaps here who could break out in a muck sweat merely by standing still."

• (Terry-Thomas) "They're a shower. Absolute shower."

Victor Maddern as Knowles

• (Victor Maddern) "We haven't had a stoppage like this for ages; not since the week before last."
• (Ian Carmichael) "I'm terribly sorry about it."
• (Victor Maddern) "You don't want to be sorry, Squire. Makes a nice little break, doesn't it?"

John Comer as Shop Steward

• (John Comer) "You c-c-c-clot."

• (John Comer) "Perhaps you can explain the presence of this new man."
• (Terry-Thomas) "New man? But he hasn't started yet."
• (John Comer) "Hasn't started yet? Then what's he doing on a f-f-f fork lift truck?"

Dennis Price as Bertram Tracepurcel

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Liz Fraser as Cynthia Kite

• (Liz Fraser) "What's 'e on about, Stan?"
• (Ian Carmichael) "Commercial intercourse with foreigners."

• (Liz Fraser) "Is them your own teeth?"

Irene Handl as Mrs. Kite

• (Fred Kite) "I've got to be off. I can't stay here arguing. I've got a lot to do. Report to the Executive, check up on the pickets."
• (Irene Handl) "From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well do any work is when you're on strike."

• (Irene Handl) "She just wants a bit of fun."
• (Fred Kite) "Yes, and she makes sure she gets it."

John Glyn-Jones as Detto Executive

• (John Glyn-Jones) "With your approach I see not only no future for you, but no future for us. You'd better go, Mr Windrush. You are not the detergent type."

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