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I Love Melvin Quotes

I Love Melvin is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . I Love Melvin ended its run in 1970.

It features George Wells (screenwriter) as producer, George Stoll in charge of musical score, and Harold Rosson as head of cinematography.

I Love Melvin is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of I Love Melvin is 77 minutes long. I Love Melvin is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Una Merkel as Mrs. Schneider, Debbie Reynolds as Judy, Noreen Corcoran as Clarabelle, Una Merkel as Mr. Schneider, Donald O'Connor as Melvin, and Jim Backus as Mergo.

I Love Melvin Quotes

Una Merkel as Mr. Schneider

  • (Una Merkel) "You know, that fella's got maybe a thousand pictures of you. What's he doing with 'em, papering a wall?"
  • (Una Merkel) "Have some food."
  • (Donald O'Connor) "No thanks, not on an empty stomach."
  • (Una Merkel) "Judy. Come on, get up. It's late. JUDY."
  • (Debbie Reynolds) "Aw, Mom, Bob Taylor was just saying something important."
  • (Una Merkel) "Oh, come on."
  • (Debbie Reynolds) "Oh, just five minutes. Maybe I can dream him back."
  • (Una Merkel) "What is it, a timed exposure?"
  • (Unnamed) "Are you drunk, Mr. Schneider?"
  • (Una Merkel) "Forget that "Schneider" bit. I've just been to court changing my name to "LeRoy"."
  • (Unnamed) "Splendid. Are you drunk, Mr. LeRoy?"
  • (Una Merkel) "What is this; a time exposure?"

Jim Backus as Mergo

  • (Jim Backus) "It'll work. You know, I wouldn't do this for a friend of mine. He might get in trouble. With you, I don't care."
  • (Jim Backus) "You got a cover idea? What is it?"
  • (Donald O'Connor) "A girl."
  • (Jim Backus) "Oh joy. Now THERE is an earth-shaking notion. A girl on the cover of a magazine. They'll go mad, I tell you, mad."
  • (Donald O'Connor) "But this girl's different."
  • (Jim Backus) "What's she got, three eyes?"
  • (Jim Backus) "The last I saw him, he was going to throw himself off a tall building."
  • (Debbie Reynolds) "Oh no."
  • (Jim Backus) "Oh, he didn't do it. I'd 've heard from his first."
  • (Debbie Reynolds) "How do you know?"
  • (Jim Backus) "He promised me the shot."

Debbie Reynolds as Judy

  • (Debbie Reynolds) "Don't hurt Melvin."
  • (Una Merkel) "Hurt him. I'll rip his ears off."
  • (Debbie Reynolds) "They want me to marry Harry Flack."
  • (Donald O'Connor) "Judy, you can't. I; I love you, Judy."
  • (Debbie Reynolds) "Shh -- Melvin --"
  • (Donald O'Connor) "You're not gonna do it, are you?"
  • (Debbie Reynolds) "Well, you see --"
  • (Donald O'Connor) "Because if you do it, I'll be very frank about this, Judy. If you do it, I'll kill myself."
  • (Debbie Reynolds) "Melvin. Stop it."
  • (Donald O'Connor) "I mean it. Judy, you know how I feel. I'd do anything for you. I'd rob a bank, I'd take a rocket to the moon, anything. Just ask me."
  • (Debbie Reynolds) "Put me on the cover. My picture, on the cover of the magazine."
  • (Donald O'Connor) "Judy, I said I'd kill myself or take a rocket to the moon, but don't ask the impossible."
  • (Debbie Reynolds) "Harry Flack is coming to dinner Monday night."
  • (Donald O'Connor) "Oh. Well, that's simple. Poison him."
  • (Debbie Reynolds) "He wants to talk to Pop. He's going to propose."
  • (Donald O'Connor) "Propose. To your father?"
  • (Debbie Reynolds) "Would you like to have dinner with us?"
  • (Noreen Corcoran) "Pop says if the subject comes up, no."

Donald O'Connor as Melvin

  • (Donald O'Connor) "Melvin Hoover, "Look""
  • (Una Merkel) "At what?"

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