I'll Be There (2003 film) Quotes

I'll Be There (2003 film) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . I'll Be There completed its run in 1970.

It features James G. Robinson as producer, Trevor Jones (composer) in charge of musical score, and Ian Wilson (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

I'll Be There (2003 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of I'll Be There (2003 film) is 105 minutes long. I'll Be There (2003 film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Craig Ferguson as Paul Kerr, Jemma Redgrave as Rebecca Edmonds, Charlotte Church as Olivia Edmonds, Ralph Brown as Digger, Imelda Staunton as Dr. Bridget, Stephen Noonan as Gordano, Imelda Staunton as Drew, Ian McNeice as Graham, and Marion Bailey as Mary.

I'll Be There (2003 film) Quotes

Jemma Redgrave as Rebecca Edmonds

• (Jemma Redgrave) "I don't want her to be a singer."
• (Craig Ferguson) "It's too late, she already is."

• (Jemma Redgrave) "It wasn't what you think."
• (Charlotte Church) "It was. It was Paul Kerr, my father. He didn't want his kid around cramping his style."
• (Jemma Redgrave) "No."
• (Charlotte Church) "My father didn't want me."
• (Jemma Redgrave) "He doesn't know."
• (Evil Edmonds - The BeeLzeeBOPS) "What?"
• (Jemma Redgrave) "Well, what if he'd taken you away with all his fancy lawyers and given you one of those stupid popstar kids' names, like Flowerbell or-or Moonbeam or-or Kipper or something?"
• (Evil Edmonds - The BeeLzeeBOPS) "You would have grown up the child of somebody famous. Would that be a good idea? Julian Lennon, Victoria Sellers -- Mickey Humperdink?"

• (Jemma Redgrave) "Why are you always asking me for money?"
• (Charlotte Church) "I'm a teenager. It's our thing."

• (Jemma Redgrave) "You can't light a fire in my driveway."
• (Evil Edmonds - The BeeLzeeBOPS) "You can't eat a raw chicken."

Imelda Staunton as Drew

• (Imelda Staunton) "I definitely don't want any bloody kids coming here and stealing cars and such."
• (Ian McNeice) "Well that's exactly what might happen. Or worse."
• (Marion Bailey) "What could be worse?"
• (Ian McNeice) "What if the place were bought by an American?"
• (Imelda Staunton) "It's our duty as a community to gather round one of our number who has hit a dark patch on life's long and winding road."

• (Imelda Staunton) "Why have you got toilet paper in your ears?"
• (Craig Ferguson) "I can't hear you. I've got toilet paper in my ears."

• (Imelda Staunton) "Pretending to be a loony's wife to spring him from hospital? Yes, I suspect that's highly illegal."
• (Ian McNeice) "Oh, so we could have you arrested for not arresting us."

Craig Ferguson as Paul Kerr

• (Craig Ferguson) "Hello, who are you?"
• (Imelda Staunton) "You don't recognise your father-in-law?"
• (Craig Ferguson) "My, god, Dad. I didn't recognise you in the leather trousers."

• (Craig Ferguson) "I'm not stopping. I'm having one later, ok."
• (Ralph Brown) "That's the ticket. One day at a time."
• (Craig Ferguson) "Yeah, yeah. Cumbaya to you too."

• (Craig Ferguson) "Be reasonable, why would I try to kill myself? I'm rich and I'm Scottish, it doesn't get better than that."

• (Craig Ferguson) "Ok, what? What is it? Who are you? Some kind of born-again Christian talk you out of suicide squad?"

• (Craig Ferguson) "I just think its amazing that I bought a house so close to here. It's like Kermit."
• (Jemma Redgrave) "You mean kismet, Kermit's a frog you idiot."

• (Craig Ferguson) "Ok, that's better, but it's still crap. You see, the piano is capable of producing music of atmospheric and incandescent beauty. You, my friend, are turning it into an instrument of unspeakable torture."

• (Craig Ferguson) "Jesus Christ."
• (Imelda Staunton) "Please don't blaspheme. Dr. Nahar is a born-again Christian."
• (Craig Ferguson) "And you're worried about me?"

• (Craig Ferguson) "I'm warning you, if this is a Jehovah's witness, he's about to witness your ass getting kicked."

• (Craig Ferguson) "I don't want a psychiatrist, I want a proper doctor. And morphine."

Charlotte Church as Olivia Edmonds

• (Evil Edmonds - The BeeLzeeBOPS) "Still riding that little hairdyer, are you? I thought you'd've had a Harley by now."
• (Charlotte Church) "Try telling Mum."
• (Evil Edmonds - The BeeLzeeBOPS) "Poor mother, white sheep of the family."

• (Charlotte Church) "Can I have twenty pounds please Mum?"
• (Jemma Redgrave) "Why?"
• (Charlotte Church) "Well, I need currency to have a viable existence in a capitalist society."
• (Stephen Noonan) "Ask a stupid question --"

• (Charlotte Church) "You got any other kids?"
• (Craig Ferguson) "No -- you?"

Ralph Brown as Digger

• (Ralph Brown) "Looks like a gay sheep."

• (Ralph Brown) "I outta kick your ass for killing an innocent motorcycle."

Ian McNeice as Graham

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