I Dream of Jesus Quotes

I Dream of Jesus is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . I Dream of Jesus ended its run in 1970.

It features "Surfin' Bird" in charge of musical score.

I Dream of Jesus Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Brian?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't feel so good."

• (Unnamed) "I can't believe f***ing Jesus hasn't called me back. I left him a message like four hours ago."

• (Unnamed) "Can you believe the way JEsus is treating me? I thought he was my friend."
• (Unnamed) "Look. Fame and success do crazy things to people Peter. I'm sure deep down he's the same old Jesus. He just needs to figure that out in his own way."
• (Unnamed) "Maybe, but one things for sure Lois. None of this wouldn't have happened if somebody hadn't stolen my f***ing Surfin' Bird record."

• (Unnamed) "Well I guess that's it then. Jesus is gone."
• (Unnamed) "I sure am gonna miss him."
• (Unnamed) "Me too. Although he did give me something right before he disappeared."
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "Something very special Lois."
• (Unnamed) "What is it, Dad?"
• (Unnamed) "What you haven't heard?"
• (Unnamed) "f***."

• (Unnamed) "Who did it?"
• (Unnamed) "Who did what pop?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes, Peter what has you upset?"
• (Unnamed) "Surfin Bird. Is gone. I took it to bed, had sex with it. It fell asleep in my arms and now this morning it's gone."
• (Unnamed) "Well Peter no one here would steal from you."
• (Unnamed) "Oh like you didn't have a motive Lois. You all had a motive. You know that I changed my will and left everything to the record. That's why you wanted to record out of the way. Meg wanted to get a passport for her twin sister to get her out of the country but the record wouldn't allow it. Only she didn't count on me figuring out she has no twin sister and that Meg herself was recently released from the sanitarium. That's when Chris came into the picture."
• (Unnamed) "So you got it all figured out do ya? You couldn't leave well enough alone."
• (Unnamed) "You won't fire at me Chris. You haven't got the stomach for it."
• (Unnamed) "I'm sorry Dad I have no idea what you're talking about."

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