I Dream of Jeannie Quotes

I Dream of Jeannie is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1965 on NBC. I Dream of Jeannie ended in 1970.

I Dream of Jeannie aired for 5 seasons and 139 episodes. It features Sidney Sheldon, and Claudio Guzmán as producer, Richard Wess as theme composer, Hugo Montenegro, Richard Wess, and Nelson Riddle; Van Alexander; Sonny Burke as composer, and Lothrop Worth as head of cinematography. I Dream of Jeannie is executive produced by Sidney Sheldon (1967-70). I Dream of Jeannie is created by Sidney Sheldon.

I Dream of Jeannie is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of I Dream of Jeannie is 25 minutes long. I Dream of Jeannie is produced by Sidney Sheldon, and Screen Gems and distributed by Screen Gems. Spinoffs for this show include I Dream of Jeannie... Fifteen Years Later; I Still Dream of Jeannie.

The cast includes: Barbara Eden as Jeannie, Larry Hagman as Major Nelson, Larry Hagman as Nelson, Bill Daily as Major Healey, and Emmaline Henry as Amanda Bellows.

I Dream of Jeannie Quotes

Barbara Eden as Jeannie

• (Unnamed) "How many bedrooms do you have?"
• (Barbara Eden) "How many would you like?"

• (Barbara Eden) "I would not be going out with your best friend if I were married to his best friend."

• (Officer Anderson) "You know, this is a one way street."
• (Barbara Eden) "I was only going one way."

• (Barbara Eden) "All I do is think and blink."

• (Barbara Eden) "Master is football more important to you than I am?"
• (Larry Hagman) "Of course not, that's like comparing oranges and lemons."
• (Barbara Eden) "And I'm the lemon."

• (Barbara Eden) "How should I punish him? Should I give him death of a thousand itches."
• (Bill Daily) "How about scratches?"
• (Barbara Eden) "Itches are much worse."

• (Barbara Eden) "Let me see now. A six letter word for rat. M-A-S-T-E-R."

Larry Hagman as Major Nelson

• (Larry Hagman) "Jeannie's turned against me."
• (Bill Daily) "She can't turn against you. Your her master. She as to obey you."
• (Larry Hagman) "Yeah, who says so?"
• (Bill Daily) "I don't know, maybe it's in the genie manual."
• (Larry Hagman) "Then how come she's deliberately disobeyed me?"
• (Bill Daily) "Maybe she wasn't issued a genie manual."

• (Larry Hagman) "Jeannie, I never knew how much you meant to me until this happened. I'm never going to let you out of my sight again. Look, I even brought you flowers. Once I get you out of there, I'm going to take you out to dinner -- the best candle lit dinner --"
• (Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD) "A candle lit dinner --"
• (Larry Hagman) "I can explain, sir."
• (Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD) "Being in love with a safe, they haven't got a name for that one."

• (Larry Hagman) "How are things going?"
• (Barbara Eden) "Terrible. I have to make dinner; I mean actually make it without magic. We are liable to die."

• (Blue Djinn) "How does thou wish to die?"
• (Larry Hagman) "Of old age."

Emmaline Henry as Amanda Bellows

• (Emmaline Henry) "Oh, it's wonderful. Alfred, how come we never do anything like this?"
• (Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD) "Amanda, I spend half my life curing people who do things like this."

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