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I Dream of Jeannie Cusamano Quotes

I Dream of Jeannie Cusamano is a television program that first aired in 1970 . I Dream of Jeannie Cusamano ended its run in 1970.

I Dream of Jeannie Cusamano Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "I have patients who are suicidal."
  • (Unnamed) "Well they're not gonna feel any better about their life if you get clipped."
  • (Unnamed) "Altieri's wake is tonight."
  • (Unnamed) "I phoned in a bomb scare."
  • (Unnamed) "See, now that's over the top."
  • (Unnamed) "And if Chuckie calls, you get me on his cellphone. Ho. You hear me?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, I think that I heard you already."
  • (Unnamed) "Go take a Mydol."
  • (Unnamed) "You prefer Corrado or Junior?"
  • (Unnamed) "I prefer Mr. Soprano."
  • (Unnamed) "Your tenure as boss was a short one. Actually, it was unusual in several ways. Let me put this to you as simply as I can. You can avoid sentencing on these charges if you will testify that in fact, you were not the boss of North Jersey, that in fact, your nephew Anthony Soprano was and is. That he de facto controlled your capos with the backing of two of the New York families communicating through their emissary, John Sacrimoni. We want Johnny Sack. But more than him, we want Mangano and Teresi."
  • (Unnamed) "I want to f*** Angie Dickinson, let's see who gets lucky first."
  • (Unnamed) "Uncle Junior and I, we had our problems with the Business. But I never should have razzed him about eating p*****. This whole war could have been averted. Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm doing her doggy-style, and I finish, you know. And her big ass is -- look, we don't have time for this s***."
  • (Unnamed) "It's interesting that you would say a big ass, 'cause Jean is quite slender."
  • (Unnamed) "We've got bigger things to talk about than Jean Cusamano's ass."
  • (Unnamed) "Like feelings of worthlessness sparked by your mother's plot to have you killed?"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't just hate this man. I hate all men."
  • (Unnamed) "Isn't it interesting how this memory loss cropped up right after you failed to be killed in the carjacking? You think it was a carjacking?"
  • (Unnamed) "Of course not, but I got an idea who was behind it. Enough said. You don't want to go there."
  • (Unnamed) "Maybe you don't want to go there."
  • (Unnamed) "What are you talking about?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, let's track it. Right around the time of the shooting, you were having hallucinations of that Isabella figure. The protective, loving mother. Your subconscience was shouting something at you. On the day before the shooting, you said to me that she kept going on yet again about news stories of mothers throwing their babies out of windows."
  • (Unnamed) "Why don't we put our f***in' cards on the table here. What do you think, my mother tried to have me whacked 'cuz I put her in a nursing home?"
  • (Unnamed) "I got enough cologne on?"
  • (Unnamed) "You smell like Paco Rabanne crawled up your ass and died."
  • (Unnamed) "Mingia, T. I'm sorry. Your own uncle."
  • (Unnamed) "Let's do it right. Act normal. Plan things out. Make no mistakes."
  • (Unnamed) "If I'm your uncle, I got to finish what I started. He could strike first."
  • (Unnamed) "And, this time, he won't use Boyz II Men."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay. I need to tell you something and I want you to hear it from me, not from some asshole on the street. About four, five months ago I started seeing a psychiatrist. I was passing out, and they couldn't find nothing. She's been helping me with that -- Okay, c'mon, give it to me. Give it to my face. C'mon."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, I'm sure you did it with complete discretion. And speaking for p*****, if he's still alive, I'm sure he would agree."
  • (Unnamed) "Business was not discussed, no names were mentioned. Junior knows. He's decided to use it against me. Ask now. 'Cause we're not discussing this again."
  • (Unnamed) "It's not the worst thing I ever heard. I was seeing a therapist myself about a year ago. I had some issues. Enough said. I learned some coping skills."
  • (Unnamed) "Look, this thing of ours, the way it's going, it'd be better if we could admit to each other these painful, stressful times. But it'll never f***ing happen."
  • (Unnamed) "What about you? You got a problem with this?"
  • (Unnamed) "It's like marriage counseling?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah. Like that. Sort of, yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "The Skip seeing a psychiatrist, how does that sit with your ass?"
  • (Unnamed) "I usually do sit with my ass. Why don't you sit with yours?"

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