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Humbug (The X-Files) Quotes

Humbug (The X-Files) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Humbug ended its run in 1970.

Humbug (The X-Files) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "I could be mistaken. Maybe it was another bald-headed, jigsaw-puzzle-tattooed, naked guy I saw."
  • (Unnamed) "Is this man also a body manipulator?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, in the classical sense, the Conundrum's a geek."
  • (Unnamed) "He eats live animals?"
  • (Unnamed) "He eats anything. Live animals, dead animals, rocks, lightbulbs, corkscrews, battery cables, cranberries --"
  • (Unnamed) "May I ask what you're doing?"
  • (Unnamed) "We're exhuming -- your potato."
  • (Unnamed) "That's why it's up to the self-made freaks like me and The Conundrum to remind people."
  • (Unnamed) "Remind people of what?"
  • (Unnamed) "Nature abhors normality. It can't go for long without creating a mutant. Do you know why?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, why?"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know either. It's a mystery. Maybe some mysteries are never meant to be solved."
  • (Unnamed) "Have you ever had any dealings with a cow?"
  • (Unnamed) "Agent Scully, just exactly WHAT are you implying?"
  • (Unnamed) "Did you know that through the protective Chinese practice of Tiea Bu Shan, you can train your testicles to draw up into your abdomen?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, I'm doing that as we speak."
  • (Unnamed) "I can't wait for the wake."
  • (Unnamed) "Mr. Swaim, we're here to question you about some recent murders."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't answer any questions until I talk to my lawyer."
  • (Unnamed) "Who's your lawyer?"
  • (Unnamed) "I represent myself."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, what's the matter with your friend?"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know what his problem is. Maybe it's the Florida heat."
  • (Unnamed) "Hope it's nothing serious."
  • (Unnamed) "Probably something I ate."
  • (Unnamed) "Mr. Swaim, federal agents, we're here to --"
  • (Unnamed) "It's a variation of a Native American sun dance ritual. I suspend myself by these hooks, and the pain becomes so unbearable I leave my body. If people knew the true price of spirituality, there'd be more atheists."
  • (Unnamed) "I've never seen anything like it."
  • (Unnamed) "And you never will again. Twenty-first century genetic engineering will not only eliminate the siamese twins and the alligator-skin people, but you're gonna be hard-pressed to find a slight overbite, or a not-so-high cheekbone. You see, I've seen the future, and the future looks just like him."
  • (Unnamed) "Imagine, going through your whole life looking like that."
  • (Unnamed) "So tell me, Commodore, why are the weirdos the only ones who pay their rent checks in advance?"
  • (Unnamed) "I warn you, you tattooed cretin, I have a licensed firearm and am more than eager for an opportunity to use it."

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