How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Quotes

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days is a television program that debuted in 1970 . How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days ended in 1970.

It features Lynda Obst; Robert Evans, and Christine Peters as producer, David Newman (composer) in charge of musical score, and John Bailey (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days is 116 minutes long. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days is distributed by Paramount Pictures, and United International Pictures.

The cast includes: Kate Hudson as Andie, Matthew McConaughey as Ben, Thomas Lennon as Thayer, Adam Goldberg as Tony, and Bebe Neuwirth as Lana Jong.

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Quotes

Matthew McConaughey as Ben

• (Matthew McConaughey) "That's what I'm talking about. Where's the sexy, cool, fun, smart, beautiful Andie that I knew? The one that wanted to be a serious journalist? You're up, you're down, you're here, you're there, you're like a frickin' one woman circus."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "You're already falling in love with me."
• (Kate Hudson) "I'm gonna make you wish you were dead."
• (Kate Hudson) "Poor guy."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "How about 'Glitter'?"
• (Adam Goldberg) "Thayer's favorite movie."
• (Thomas Lennon) "It was underrated."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "Let's take a break because the woman is driving me crazy."
• (Adam Goldberg) "Which woman? Andie or Princess Sophia?"

• (Matthew McConaughey) "So that's what I was, huh? I was a guinea pig. Somebody you can test your theories on?"
• (Kate Hudson) "Yeah, and I was just a girl somebody picked out in a bar."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Yeah, you know what? Big deal. Hell, now you can even use it as a little twist in your story."
• (Kate Hudson) "That's a good idea. Maybe we should bet on it."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "You know what, you did your job now, Andie."
• (Kate Hudson) "Yes, I did."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "You wanted to lose a guy in ten days, congratulations, you did it. You just lost him."
• (Kate Hudson) "No I didn't Ben, 'cause you can't lose something you never had."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "And this is Joey Jr."
• (Glenda) "Bulls***."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Now the whole family suffers from tourette's, I hope that's not a problem."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "Hanging with her for 10 days is gonna be no problem."
• (Adam Goldberg) "Right. That's only nine days longer than you've ever spent with any other chick, huh?"

• (Matthew McConaughey) "Look, look, look, wait a minute. The one night we even thought about having sex, all right, she up and decides she's going to nickname my --"
• (Michelle Rubin) "Penis?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Yeah. "Princess Sophia." You want to talk about shooting a man's horse? Whop. Come on."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "Look who made the trip with me."
• (Kate Hudson) "It's our love fern. Oh, Bennie-boo-boo, boo-boo."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "You see, the key to this game is being able to read people."

Bebe Neuwirth as Lana Jong

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Kate Hudson as Andie

• (Kate Hudson) "Like, do blondes, like, do they really have more fun?"

• (Kate Hudson) "C'mon, blow. Nobody likes a Mr. Sniffles."
• (Adam Goldberg) "Yeah, uh, I hate Mr. Sniffles."

• (Kate Hudson) "Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Who's Princess Sophia?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Nah-nah-nah, nah. Whoa, whoa, you're kidding me, right? Princess Sophia?"
• (Kate Hudson) "Little, big, little, big? I don't know. We will find out."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Alright listen, you can't name my -- my member Princess Sophia."
• (Kate Hudson) "Yes, I can."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Listen, if you are gonna name m -- my member, alright, you gotta name it something hyper masculine, okay? Something like a Spike, a Butch, a Krull the Warrior King."

• (Glenda) "Now Andie, I hope you know that we expect you to come back here because you have held Ben to his lowest bulls*** score since his tonsillectomy and we are thrilled."
• (Jack) "LOWEST."
• (Kate Hudson) "Why, were all his other girlfriends bulls*** losers?"
• (Glenda) "What other girlfriends? You are the first girl he ever brought home. Don't you break his heart now."

• (Michelle Rubin) "Oh, you are never going to pull this off."
• (Kate Hudson) "Watch me. Tonight, I'll hook a guy. Tomorrow, pull the switch. Before the ten days are up, I'm going to have this guy running for his life."
• (Jeannie Ashcroft) "You're not going to burn his apartment down or bite him, or anything?"
• (Kate Hudson) "No. I'm going to limit myself to doing everything girls do wrong in relationships. Basically, everything we know guys hate. I'll be clingy, needy --"
• (Jeannie Ashcroft) "Be touchy-feely."
• (Kate Hudson) "Yeah."
• (Jeannie Ashcroft) "Ooh, call him in the middle of the night and tell him everything you had to eat that day."
• (Michelle Rubin) "What's wrong with that?"
• (Michelle Rubin) "I'm kidding."

• (Kate Hudson) "Benny boo boo -- boo boo boo."

• (Kate Hudson) "Does Krull the Warrior King want to come out and play?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "No."
• (Kate Hudson) "Krull --"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "You know what, due to intense humiliation, the king has momentarily abdicated his throne, okay?"
• (Kate Hudson) "Oh. Uh-oh."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Yeah."
• (Kate Hudson) "Well, in that case, I better get going. Take care of our love fern, honey."

• (Kate Hudson) "I have to crack this guy. I mean this is Defcon 5, and I have to do something truly appalling. It's not funny."

• (Kate Hudson) "I don't think I can be with someone who doesn't like animals and thinks I'm a mental person"

• (Kate Hudson) "I want you to respect me."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I do. And, I want your respect."
• (Kate Hudson) "I respect you for respecting me."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I respect that."

• (Kate Hudson) "Unattached?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Currently."
• (Kate Hudson) "Likewise."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Surprising."
• (Kate Hudson) "Psycho?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Rarely. Interested?"
• (Kate Hudson) "Perhaps."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Hungry?"
• (Kate Hudson) "Starving."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Leaving?"
• (Kate Hudson) "Now?"

• (Kate Hudson) "Sheryl, Tori, Sinead, Jewel, Fiona, Carly -- Gang's all here."

• (Kate Hudson) "You can't lose something you never had."

• (Kate Hudson) "True or False: All's fair in love and war."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "True."
• (Kate Hudson) "Great answer."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Good question."

• (Kate Hudson) "Why do they always forget my bacon?"
• (Jeannie Ashcroft) "I can't believe you got that guy knocked out."
• (Kate Hudson) "Only for a few seconds."
• (Bebe Neuwirth) "Andie, I am loving your notes on this piece."
• (Kate Hudson) "Thank you, Lana."
• (Bebe Neuwirth) "When are you seeing him again?"
• (Kate Hudson) "Tonight. He's inviting me over to his house for dinner."
• (Bebe Neuwirth) "Excellent. I've got a feeling about this one."
• (Michelle Rubin) "I hate it when she pops her head in like that."
• (Kate Hudson) "I never noticed it."
• (Bebe Neuwirth) "A-hem. I heard that. And Andie, tonight take smaller bites."
• (Kate Hudson) "Thank you, Lana."
• (Michelle Rubin) "Oh, my God."
• (Jeannie Ashcroft) "Disgusting. I can barely eat over here."

• (Kate Hudson) "I'm taking this love fern with me."

• (Kate Hudson) "My boyfriend thinks I'm fat."
• (Kate Hudson) "And I can't eat in front of him. I can't eat in front of you. I have to go to the bathroom."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Honey, I don't think you're fat. I don't think she's fat."

• (Michelle Rubin) "So, tell me, how long have you guys been seeing each other?"
• (Kate Hudson) "Seven days."
• (Michelle Rubin) "Seven days. Interesting."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Is that too soon to be seeing a therapist?"
• (Kate Hudson) "Well, Ben, seven days isn't like a lifetime, or anything --"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "It's like a week."

• (Kate Hudson) "Our love fern. You let it die."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "No, honey, it's just sleeping."

Thomas Lennon as Thayer

• (Thomas Lennon) "We, you know, we got a whole bunch of work we have to do, but we're still on for poker at your house this weekend?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Oh, you count on it."
• (Kate Hudson) "Whoo. Boys' night."
• (Adam Goldberg) "Whoo."

• (Thomas Lennon) "Is she on something?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "God I hope so."
• (Kate Hudson) "Are you saying I'm some kind of mental person?"

• (Thomas Lennon) "That it?"
• (Adam Goldberg) "That's it?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "That's it."
• (Adam Goldberg) "Have you looked inside?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "No."
• (Thomas Lennon) "Do you have an ethical problem with rifling through a woman's purse?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Uhh, yeah, I guess I do."
• (Adam Goldberg) "Well, it's hardly a purse, dude, it's more like a -- clutch or something."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Guys, a woman's purse, alright, it's her secret source of power. Alright? There are many dark and dangerous things in there, that we, the male species, should know nothing about."

Adam Goldberg as Tony

• (Adam Goldberg) "Drunk and tone-deaf. Never a good combination."

• (Adam Goldberg) "It looks like the inside of a raincoat."

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