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House (season 5) Quotes

House is a television program that appeared on TV in 2008 on Fox Broadcasting Company. House ended in 2009.

House lasted 24 episodes.

The cast includes: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House, Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. Wilson, Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman, Kal Penn as Dr. Lawrence Kutner, and Olivia Wilde as Thirteen.

House Quotes

Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House

  • (Hugh Laurie) "We're missing something."
  • (Hugh Laurie) "A unicorn isn't a unicorn, it's a donkey with a plunger stuck to its face."
  • (Hugh Laurie) "The eyes can mislead, a smile can lie, but shoes always tell the truth."
  • (Hugh Laurie) "Everybody lies."

Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. Wilson

  • (Robert Sean Leonard) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Omar Epps) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Dr. Allison Cameron) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Dr. Robert Chase) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Kal Penn) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Olivia Wilde) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Dr. Chris Taub) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Dr. Jeffrey 'Big Love' Cole) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Hugh Laurie) "If someone says Auto Immune, you're fired."

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