House (season 1) Quotes

House is a TV program that first aired in 2004 on Fox Broadcasting Company. House ended its run in 2005.

House was on for 22 episodes.

The cast includes: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House, Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. Wilson, and Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman.

House Quotes

Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House

• (Hugh Laurie) "Even a drunk with a flair for the dramatic can tell himself he's an angel."

• (Hugh Laurie) "Relax, I have just the thing to cheer you up -- we're being sued."

• (Hugh Laurie) "A unicorn isn't a unicorn, it's a donkey with a plunger stuck to its face."

• (Hugh Laurie) "We're missing something."

• (Hugh Laurie) "Technology is overrated."

• (Hugh Laurie) "The eyes can mislead, a smile can lie, but shoes always tell the truth."

• (Hugh Laurie) "Trouble in paradise. 2 o'clock."
• (Robert Sean Leonard) "Wait, your 2 o'clock or my 2 o'clock?"
• (Hugh Laurie) "Over there."

Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. Wilson

• (Robert Sean Leonard) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
• (Omar Epps) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
• (Dr. Allison Cameron) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
• (Dr. Robert Chase) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
• (Dr. Lawrence Kutner) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
• (Thirteen) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
• (Dr. Chris Taub) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
• (Dr. Jeffrey 'Big Love' Cole) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
• (Hugh Laurie) "If someone says Auto Immune, you're fired."

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