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Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation Quotes

Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation stopped airing in 1970.

It features Michelle Murdocca as producer, and Mark Mothersbaugh in charge of musical score.

Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation is 97 minutes long. Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation is distributed by Sony Pictures Releasing.

The cast includes: Jim Gaffigan as Van Helsing, Adam Sandler as Dracula, Aaron LaPlante as Gremlins, Fran Drescher as Eunice, Asher Blinkoff as Dennis, Joe Whyte as Tinkles, Selena Gomez as Mavis, Kathryn Hahn as Ericka, Andy Samberg as Johnny, Michelle Murdocca as Phone Voice, Genndy Tartakovsky as Blobby, Chris Parnell as Stan, Keegan-Michael Key as Murray, Chrissy Teigen as Crystal, David Spade as Griffin, Steve Buscemi as Wayne, and Molly Shannon as Wanda.

Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation Quotes

Jim Gaffigan as Van Helsing

  • (Jim Gaffigan) "Good evening, travelers. I am Professor Abraham Van Helsing. Yes, one of THE Van Helsings."
  • (Jim Gaffigan) "I will hunt you for all eternity."
  • (Jim Gaffigan) "I swear I will never rest until I destroy you."
  • (Jim Gaffigan) "And -- ."
  • (Jim Gaffigan) "Every."
  • (Jim Gaffigan) "Other."
  • (Jim Gaffigan) "Monster."
  • (Jim Gaffigan) "If it's the last thing."
  • (Jim Gaffigan) "I."
  • (Jim Gaffigan) "Ever."
  • (Jim Gaffigan) "DO."
  • (Adam Sandler) "Boy, that guy is annoying."

David Spade as Griffin

  • (David Spade) "Okay, Drac, hit it."

Kathryn Hahn as Ericka

  • (Kathryn Hahn) "You were right, great-grandfather Van Helsing. Monsters are disgusting."
  • (Adam Sandler) "Must have been garlic in the guacamole."
  • (Kathryn Hahn) "Is that deadly for you?"
  • (Adam Sandler) "Was that you?"
  • (Kathryn Hahn) "Ahoy, there. I am Captain Ericka. You must be the one and only Dracula."
  • (Kathryn Hahn) "It's all going according to plan."

Steve Buscemi as Wayne

  • (Steve Buscemi) "What was that?"
  • (Molly Shannon) "It sounds like our children --"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "IT IS OUR CHILDREN. RUN."

Adam Sandler as Dracula

  • (Kathryn Hahn) "There's just something about an accent that makes a man sound SO intelligent."
  • (Adam Sandler) "Oh, no, Blobby's gonna puke."
  • (Blobby Baby) "Papa."
  • (Frank) "Awww."
  • (Adam Sandler) "Uh oh. Blobby's gonna puke."
  • (Frank) "Maybe you'll find your own fireworks on the cruise."
  • (Adam Sandler) "It's not the Love Boat, Frank."

Asher Blinkoff as Dennis

  • (Asher Blinkoff) "This is our friend Bob. Say hi, Bob."
  • (Joe Whyte) "Hi, Bob."
  • (Selena Gomez) "Okay?"
  • (Asher Blinkoff) "There you are, Tinkles. Don't worry, we're almost there."

Michelle Murdocca as Phone Voice

  • (Michelle Murdocca) "What can I help you with, Lord of Darkness?"
  • (Adam Sandler) "I'm looking for a date."
  • (Michelle Murdocca) "The date is Friday, July 13th."
  • (Adam Sandler) "No, no. I want to meet someone."
  • (Michelle Murdocca) "Understood, you want to eat dim sum."
  • (Adam Sandler) "Don't you get it? I want to go on a date. I'm -- lonely."
  • (Michelle Murdocca) "I understand."
  • (Michelle Murdocca) "You want bologna."
  • (Adam Sandler) "Ugh."

Andy Samberg as Johnny

  • (Andy Samberg) "Oh, yeah. Dolphin surfing."
  • (Andy Samberg) "I gotta warn you, I played second team co at intramural volleyball in Santa Cruz."
  • (Andy Samberg) "Best summer vacation ever."

Fran Drescher as Eunice

  • (Fran Drescher) "Everybody just, please, watch the hair. WATCH THE HAIR."

Keegan-Michael Key as Murray

  • (Keegan-Michael Key) "Man, this is amazing. There's so much to do."

Chrissy Teigen as Crystal

  • (Chrissy Teigen) "This is, like, the nicest hotel I've ever been to."
  • (David Spade) "Yeah-ha-ha."

Aaron LaPlante as Gremlins

  • (Aaron LaPlante) "Ladies and gentlemen, for your safety, please unbuckle your seat belts."
  • (Aaron LaPlante) "BEVERAGES, BEVERAGES, SNACKS, BEVERAGES. Beverages, beverages, SNACKS, SNACKS, SNACKS."

Chris Parnell as Stan

  • (Chris Parnell) "Are you overworked and stressed out? Then you need a monster vacation."
  • (Chris Parnell) "Welcome to the Bermuda Triangle, where you'll embark on a monster cruise of a lifetime."

Selena Gomez as Mavis

  • (Selena Gomez) "There's something about that woman I don't trust."

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