Hotel de Love Quotes

Hotel de Love is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Hotel de Love ended in 1970.

It features Peter Heller as producer, Brett Rosenberg in charge of musical score, and Stephen F. Windon as head of cinematography.

Hotel de Love is recorded in English and originally aired in Australia. Each episode of Hotel de Love is 95 minutes long. Hotel de Love is distributed by Live Entertainment.

Hotel de Love Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Watching my parents renew their wedding vows is like watching ambulance drivers push the victims back into the wreck."

• (Unnamed) "Why do men lie?"
• (Unnamed) "Uh, that's a hard one. Give me something frivolous to get into it."
• (Unnamed) "OK. Why do men touch their dick so much?"
• (Unnamed) "Because it's there."

• (Unnamed) "Now I can finally marry her."
• (Unnamed) "Or maybe not."

• (Unnamed) "I don't get bananas. They're green for about a week, then they're ripe for about 12 minutes before going brown and mushy forever. Sometimes I can't go out because I'm waiting for my bananas to turn ripe."
• (Unnamed) "I know what you mean."

• (Unnamed) "What are you doing? You can't keep up your drive-by "I Love You's.""

• (Unnamed) "What about love at first sight?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't believe in it. Norman and I were friends first. For months we just talked. Discussed ideas, books, politics."
• (Unnamed) "THAT is not love. THAT is a book group."

• (Unnamed) "Do you ever look at people and wonder about their lives?"

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