Horton Hears a Who! (film) Quotes

Horton Hears a Who! (film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Horton Hears a Who! completed its run in 1970.

It features Bob Gordon as producer, and John Powell (film composer) in charge of musical score.

Horton Hears a Who! (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Horton Hears a Who! (film) is 86 minutes long. Horton Hears a Who! (film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Jim Carrey as Horton, Joey King as Katie, Jonah Hill as Tommy, Seth Rogen as Morton, Dan Fogler as Councilman, Amy Poehler as Sally O'Malley, Isla Fisher as Dr. Mary Lou Larue, Josh Flitter as Rudy, Laura Ortiz as Jessica, Josh Flitter as Kangaroo, Will Arnett as Vlad, and Charles Osgood as Narrator.

Horton Hears a Who! (film) Quotes

Jim Carrey as Horton

• (Jim Carrey) "We must become invisible, travel silently, for there are forces that would seek to destroy us."

• (Jim Carrey) "I'll make monkeys out of these monkeys."

• (Jim Carrey) "Listen, please. It's the most beautiful thing ever."
• (Yummo Wickersham) "I don't hear nothin'."

• (Jim Carrey) "A person's a person, no matter how small."

• (Jim Carrey) "Whoa. I can feel the diplomatic processes beginning to break down."

• (The Mayor of Who-ville) "I have 96 daughters and 1 son."
• (Jim Carrey) "Whoa. Busy guy."

• (Jim Carrey) "This looks kinda -- precarious. Well nothing to worry, obviously when they build a bridge like this they take into account that elephants will be crossing here."

• (Jim Carrey) "Ahaha. To the top of Mount Nool, as fast as lightning, away I go."

• (Jim Carrey) "I meant what I said, and I said what I meant."
• (Seth Rogen) "An elephant's faithful one hundred percent."
• (Jim Carrey) "That's my code, my motto."

• (Jim Carrey) "All right, I gotta get this speck up to the top of Mount Nool A.S.A.P, whatever that means, probably 'act swiftly, awesome pachyderm'. I mean, how hard can that be?"

• (Jim Carrey) "Alright, I need to get this clover to the top of Mount Nool A.S.A.P.whatever that means. Probably, Act Swiftly, Awesome Pachyderm."
• (Jim Carrey) ". It's a sheer drop to certain death."

• (Jim Carrey) "I will make monkeys of these monkeys, for it is their destiny."

• (Jim Carrey) "It's just a straight plummet to certain death."

• (Jim Carrey) "I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one hundred percent."

• (The Mayor of Who-ville) "Listen, Horton, I've gotta go. Apparently there's a problem with a giant meatball."
• (Jim Carrey) "You just take care of that meatball sir and leave the freaking out to me."

• (Jim Carrey) "And Morton, for being the only one who stood by me. Well not right by me; he hid in the bushes sending me good thoughts. He's small."
• (Seth Rogen) "Dude, you are a warrior poet."

Josh Flitter as Kangaroo

• (Josh Flitter) "The jungle is not a place for wild animals."

• (Josh Flitter) "And that is why my Rudy is pouch-schooled."

• (Josh Flitter) "What do you think you're doing?"
• (Jonah Hill) "Oh, you guys with worlds are in trouble."
• (Josh Flitter) "Have you forgotten what we've discussed?"
• (Jim Carrey) "Oh no, I'm an elephant and elephants never forget, it's a curse really. I remember, I was on my head and you said hmm and I looked up and you said,what are you doing?, and I said the thing about the speck, then you pulled my ears and you poked me in the forehead --"
• (Josh Flitter) "Horton."
• (Jim Carrey) "Well you did."

Isla Fisher as Dr. Mary Lou Larue

• (Isla Fisher) "You shaved ush."

Seth Rogen as Morton

• (Seth Rogen) "Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad."
• (Jim Carrey) "Vlad? Vlad, Vlad -- I know two Vlads. There's the bad Vlad -- And then there's bunny Vlad, the one that makes cookies."
• (Seth Rogen) "-- Yeah, Horton, she's sending you a bunny with cookies. I think it's safe to say it's the bad Vlad."
• (Jim Carrey) "Yeah, good call."

• (Seth Rogen) "Just this once, be faithful 99 percent of the time. I mean, I've never gone 99 percent on anything, and I think I'm awesome."

Dan Fogler as Councilman

• (Dan Fogler) "Nothing ever goes wrong in WhoVille. Never has, never will. You bluthering boob."

• (Dan Fogler) "Who wants the festivities of the Who Centennial to proceed as planned?"
• (Dan Fogler) "And who wants to celebrate the Who Centennial, in an underground storage area?"
• (Obnoxious Who) "Yeah."

Will Arnett as Vlad

• (Will Arnett) "Oooh. Score."

Laura Ortiz as Jessica

Jonah Hill as Tommy

• (Jonah Hill) "We won't tell anyone. And if we do, we'll tell them not to tell anyone."

Joey King as Katie

Charles Osgood as Narrator

• (Charles Osgood) "And so, all ended well for both Horton and Who's, and for all in the jungle, even kangaroos. So let that be a lesson to one and to all; a person is a person, no matter how small."

• (Charles Osgood) "Now some people out there, I think I know who, may find they agree with that sour Kangaroo. There can't really be people as small as a mite. Well, there can and there are, because Horton was right."

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