Horace and Pete Quotes

Horace and Pete is a Tragicomedy that was first aired in 2016 . Horace and Pete completed its run in 2016.

Horace and Pete was on for 1 seasons and 10 episodes. It features Kathy Welch as producer. Horace and Pete is executive produced by Louis C.K.. Horace and Pete is created by Louis C.K..

Horace and Pete is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Horace and Pete is 30-67 minutes long. Horace and Pete is produced by Pig Newton, Inc..

Horace and Pete Quotes

• (Kurt) "f*** this country."
• (Leon) "Hey, watch it."
• (Kurt) "Why?"
• (Leon) "I don't know, you're supposed to say that when someone says the thing you said."

• (Tom) "You can't. That's why they call it falling in love. You can't fall on purpose."

• (Leon) "It's sad that it's so hard to show your feelings when you really want to."

• (Rhonda) "I have been around long enough to know that men can only make two contributions to my life. They can lift things and they can f***. I don't want to know you. I don't want to date you. I don't want to move in with you. I don't want to meet your mama. f*** me -- move my furniture."
• (Horace) "Where do you want it?"

• (Tom) "Just accept the fact that love is rare and it probably won't happen to you, ever."

• (Sarah) "The worst part about telling a lie is when someone that you love just accepts it."

• (Uncle Pete) "Where are these people coming from?"
• (Leon) "Outside, I hope."

• (Horace) "You alright? What's up?"
• (Zach) "I was charged $4.50 fro a Budweiser and that guy was charged $3. Just not sure why the discrepancy?"
• (Horace) "He's been coming here a long time."
• (Zach) "So is that a privilege for just that one guy?"
• (Horace) "Some people pay $4.50 and some people pay $3."
• (Zach) "Ok. How do you decide that? Is there like a list?"
• (Horace) "If he looks like him he pays $3 and if he looks like you he pays $4.50."
• (Zach) "So just out and out discrimination? Are you aware how unfair and totally not okay that is?"
• (Horace) "Here's the thing. You're getting more for your money than he is."
• (Zach) "How so?"
• (Horace) "Because, well see you come in here and you make fun of the place because it's an old Brooklyn dive bar. So you and your friends get to enjoy that part of it and also you get to have a beer. But he just gets the beer. See, you're here ironically. But he's really here because he just sleeps on the corner."
• (Zach) "So it's like a douche tax?"
• (Horace) "Yeah, kinda."
• (Zach) "Acceptable."
• (Horace) "Ok"

• (Leon) "Well it's not like they all rape. I mean. It's wrong that it happens but you can't say every one of those people is raping. I mean if everybody was raping, there'd be no one to be raped. I want to take some of those sentences back."

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