Hooked (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

Hooked (How I Met Your Mother) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Hooked ended in 1970.

Hooked (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "What, I am not keeping Mike on the hook."
• (Ted Mosby) "You are Captain Hook."

• (Barney Stinson) "So now, pharma-girls are the hottest profession."

• (Barney Stinson) "Dude, ditch Tiffany and join the Barnacle in the Pharma Girl free-for-all. Side effects may include: loss of clothing, rug burns, shortness of breath and sore abdominals the next morning. WHAT IN THE WORLD IS UP."

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Dude, I'm a girl, OK? Our girl parts are like a spider web; sometimes you're gonna catch stuff you don't want."

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