Honey, I Blew Up the Kid Quotes

Honey, I Blew Up the Kid is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Honey, I Blew Up the Kid completed its run in 1970.

It features Dawn Steel as producer, Bruce Broughton in charge of musical score, and John Hora as head of cinematography.

Honey, I Blew Up the Kid is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Honey, I Blew Up the Kid is 89 minutes long. Honey, I Blew Up the Kid is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Marcia Strassman as Diane, Rick Moranis as Wayne, Lloyd Bridges as Clifford Sterling, John Shea as Dr. Charles Hendrickson, Daniel and Joshua Shalikar as Adam, Robert Oliveri as Nick, Keri Russell as Mandy, Daniel and Joshua Shalikar as Adam Szalinski, Ron Canada as Marshall Brooks, and Michael Milhoan as Captain Ed Myerson.

Honey, I Blew Up the Kid Quotes

Keri Russell as Mandy

• (Keri Russell) "There is no way I'm changing those diapers."

Rick Moranis as Wayne

• (Rick Moranis) "I blew up the baby."
• (Daniel and Joshua Shalikar) "Mama fall down. Mama."
• (Robert Oliveri) "How'd she take it?"
• (Rick Moranis) "About like usual."
• (Daniel and Joshua Shalikar) "Mama sleeping?"

• (Rick Moranis) "Found them. I think we'd better give them a while though."

• (Rick Moranis) "Mr. Sterling, sir, I can return my son back to normal."
• (Lloyd Bridges) "You can?"
• (John Shea) "With what? Coca Cola bottles? Perhaps some chewing gum and twine?"
• (Marcia Strassman) "Just who do you think you are talking to him like that?"
• (Rick Moranis) "Diane, let me handle this. Who do you think you are talking to me like that?"

• (Rick Moranis) "Oh no. Honey, I shrunk the kids."

• (Rick Moranis) "We're his parents, we'll handle this. Diane, how do we handle this?"

• (Rick Moranis) "You think I'm just some guy from Fresno who tinkered with crack pot ideas in his attic? Well let me tell you something, this country was built on the shoulders of people who tinkered with crack pot ideas in their attics, basements and backyards. Alexander Graham Bell worked in a two room flat."
• (Lloyd Bridges) "Young man, don't presume to stand there and lecture me about great minds and great inventors. In all my years I've never worked with anyone who is a fool and I don't intend to start now. So, Charles, you're fired."
• (John Shea) "What?"
• (Lloyd Bridges) "You're fired. So, Szalinski, what is your plan to get your kid back to normal by bed time?"

Robert Oliveri as Nick

• (Robert Oliveri) "Dad, were you ever popular in school?"
• (Rick Moranis) "You bet. I was captain of the astronomy team three years in a row. We were happenin' guys."

Daniel and Joshua Shalikar as Adam Szalinski

• (Daniel and Joshua Shalikar) "I'll fix it."
• (Marcia Strassman) "Don't fix it, Adam, just put down Mommy's coffee table."

• (Daniel and Joshua Shalikar) "Toy car --"

Marcia Strassman as Diane

• (Marcia Strassman) "Just who do you think you are talking to him like that?"
• (Rick Moranis) "Diane, let me handle this; Who do you think you are talking to me like that?"

• (Marcia Strassman) "Why are you closing the shutters?"
• (Rick Moranis) "So one of the neighbors doesn't look in, see a 7 foot baby, and call the National Enquirer."
• (Daniel and Joshua Shalikar) "Doorbell."
• (Marcia Strassman) "Who's that?"
• (Rick Moranis) "One of the neighbors."
• (Marcia Strassman) "So far your plan has been working perfectly."

• (Marcia Strassman) "There's one thing every little kid knows. Daddies mean fun; mommies mean business."

• (Marcia Strassman) "BACK OFF."

Ron Canada as Marshall Brooks

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