Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco Quotes

Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco ended its run in 1970.

It features Barry Jossen as producer, and Bruce Broughton in charge of musical score.

Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco is 89 minutes long. Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Michael J. Fox as Chance, Sally Field as Sassy, Adam Goldberg as Pete, Ralph Waite as Shadow, Carla Gugino as Delilah, Sinbad as Riley, Al Michaels as Sparky Michaels, Tommy Lasorda as Lucky Lasorda, and Bob Uecker as Trixie Uecker.

Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco Quotes

Michael J. Fox as Chance

• (Michael J. Fox) "Nice fuzz, cuz. What, did you get in a fight with a lawn mower?"

• (Michael J. Fox) "What's got eight legs, no brains, spins around and screams like a baby?"
• (Adam Goldberg) "I don't know, what?"
• (Michael J. Fox) "You guys."

• (Michael J. Fox) "I'd always heard love hurts. I never knew it could hurt this much. It's like getting a bath and missing dinner and going to the vet all rolled up into one."

• (Michael J. Fox) "My name is Chance and I'm lost in the city with an optimistic dog and a sarcastic kitty."

• (Michael J. Fox) "This is the city. Only the strong survive."
• (Sally Field) "Oh, then you're a goner."

• (Michael J. Fox) "Chance slides, and he's out of there."
• (Ralph Waite) "Chance, you're gonna kiiiiiiiilll me."
• (Sally Field) "Can someone tell me why I keep following Dumb and Dumber?"

• (Michael J. Fox) "I lost my heart in San Francisco."

• (Michael J. Fox) "I welcome danger with open paws."
• (Sally Field) "And a constantly open mouth"

• (Michael J. Fox) "It's a thing of beauty when Chance is on duty."
• (Sally Field) "Speaking of doody, I thought I smelled something"

• (Michael J. Fox) "Wow, this is cool. An obstacle course."

• (Michael J. Fox) "They treat us pretty good here. Three meals a day and all the smelly sneakers you can eat."

• (Michael J. Fox) "Dogs rule and cats drool."

• (Michael J. Fox) "I wasn't scared. I wasn't scared one wee little --"
• (Michael J. Fox) "-- bit."
• (Sally Field) "Obviously."

• (Michael J. Fox) "Ninty-nine cans of dog food on the wall, ninty-nine cans of dog food, EVERYBODY"
• (Michael J. Fox) "If one of those cans should happen to fall, ninety-eight cans of dog food on the wall."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Cats only."
• (Sally Field) "I hate this song."

• (Michael J. Fox) "Theres only one thing I know that could make this moment happier. In fact, I think I smell it coming up the driveway right now. Can it be? Yes, yes I think it is. It's pizza."

Ralph Waite as Shadow

• (Ralph Waite) "Sassy, do you hear a truck?"
• (Sally Field) "No, Shadow. I see a truck."

Sally Field as Sassy

• (Sally Field) "I'm going to hurt you."

• (Sally Field) "I'm going to hurt you."

• (Sally Field) "Does the cat always have to be the brains of the operation? Beauty and brains. I never cease to amaze myself."

• (Sally Field) "Nothing smells worse than wet dogs."

• (Sally Field) "Who got me on this ride?"

Carla Gugino as Delilah

• (Carla Gugino) "I've never really felt this way before."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Me neither. I wanted to say the same thing to you all day, but then I thought you'd laugh at me and then you'd think I'm a dork."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Geez, you are laughing at me."
• (Carla Gugino) "No, I'm laughing with you."
• (Michael J. Fox) "I knew that."

• (Carla Gugino) "Hi"
• (Michael J. Fox) "Don't you hi me. First, you chase me, then you try to kill me, then you kiss me? What's the game?"
• (Carla Gugino) "Game? I don't have a game. Look, I was only chasing you because your friends back in the alley asked me to, okay?"
• (Michael J. Fox) "My friends, huh? So tell me, what are my friends' names?"
• (Carla Gugino) "Shadow and Sassy."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Huh. Lucky guess. Okay, show me the secret paw shake."
• (Carla Gugino) "Secret paw shake? They didn't show me any secret paw shake."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Aha. They didn't, huh? Good, because there ain't one. Now explain that kiss."
• (Carla Gugino) "Kiss? That was no kiss. Friendly lick, maybe."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Friendly? Boy, is that an understatement."
• (Carla Gugino) "Okay, let's try this again. I'm Delilah, Chance."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Delilah Chance? Wow, your last name is the same as my first name."
• (Carla Gugino) "Boy, good thing you're cute."

Sinbad as Riley

• (Sinbad) "Well, this is it. Home sweet home. Hey, it's nothing fancy, but the price is right, and nobody bothers us, so you guys can stay as long as you like."
• (Ralph Waite) "Thanks, Riley. You're very kind."
• (Sally Field) "Right, if he's so kind, why doesn't he help us find that bridge?"
• (Ralph Waite) "We can't leave until we find Chance."
• (Sally Field) "Why not?"
• (Ralph Waite) "You know you miss him."
• (Sally Field) "Okay, I miss his stupid jokes, and his stupid face, and his stupid -- stupidness."
• (Ralph Waite) "Oh, Sassy, stop it."
• (Sally Field) "And I'm stupidly starting to worry about him."

Al Michaels as Sparky Michaels

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