Home (Glee) Quotes

Home (Glee) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Home ended in 1970.

It features "Fire (Bruce Springsteen song)" in charge of musical score.

Home (Glee) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Okay, fellas, grab a gal. Or grab a another fella if that's the way the good Lord made ya. 'Cause it's a couples skate."

• (Unnamed) "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to put in a call to the Ohio Secretary of State notifying them I will no longer be carrying photo I.D. You know why? People should know who I am."

• (Unnamed) "Listen, I gotta run. I've got an appointment to show my apartment."
• (Unnamed) "What's this now."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, so -- I need to rent out my apartment and find a smaller place to live -- uh -- because I'm getting a divorce."
• (Unnamed) "Divorce. So you're free to date? And by "date," I mean sleep with people, and by "sleep with," I mean have sex with people; people like me. Kidding. Not really."

• (Unnamed) "As I live and breathe, Will Schuester? I just had a sex dream about you."

• (Unnamed) "I was so jazzed about sobering up and starting a new life; I had to stop at a bar to get a drink just to calm down."

• (Unnamed) "I think my cat is reading my diary."

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