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Home Alone Quotes

Home Alone is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Home Alone completed its run in 1970.

It features John Hughes (filmmaker) as producer, John Williams in charge of musical score, and Julio Macat as head of cinematography.

Home Alone is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Home Alone is 103 minutes long. Home Alone is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister, Hillary Wolf as Megan McCallister, Angela Goethals as Linnie McCallister, Devin Ratray as Buzz McCallister, Michael C. Maronna as Jeff McCallister, Catherine O'Hara as Kate McCallister, Gerry Bamman as Frank McCallister, Joe Pesci as Harry, Daniel Stern as Marv, John Heard as Peter McCallister, Daiana Campeanu as Sondra McCallister, Roberts Blossom as Marley, Kristin Minter as Heather McCallister, John Candy as Gus Polinski, Terrie Snell as Leslie McCallister, Jedidiah Cohen as Rod McCallister, and Kieran Culkin as Fuller McCallister.

Home Alone Quotes

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister

  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Oh no, I'm really scared."
  • (Joe Pesci) "It's too late for you, kid; we're already in the house. We're gonna get ya."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "OK, come and get me."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I don't know how to pack a suit case. I've never done this once in my whole life."
  • (Michael C. Maronna) "Tough."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "That's what Megan said."
  • (Hillary Wolf) "What did I say?"
  • (Michael C. Maronna) "You told Kevin "tough"."
  • (Hillary Wolf) "The dope was whining about a suit case. What was I supposed to do? Shake his hand and say, "Congratulations, you're an idiot"?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Hey, I'm not afraid any more. I said I'm not afraid any more. Do you hear me? I'm not afraid any more."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Buzz, I'm going through all your private stuff. You'd better come out and pound me."
  • (Check-Out Woman) "Where's your mom?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "In the car."
  • (Check-Out Woman) "Where's your father?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "He's at work."
  • (Check-Out Woman) "What about your brothers and sisters?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I'm an only child."
  • (Check-Out Woman) "Where do you live?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I can't tell you that."
  • (Check-Out Woman) "Why not?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Because you're a stranger."
  • (Gangster 'Johnny') "Who is it?"
  • (Pizza Boy) "It's Little Nero's, sir. I have your pizza."
  • (Gangster 'Johnny') "Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here."
  • (Pizza Boy) "Okay."
  • (Pizza Boy) "But what about the money?"
  • (Gangster 'Johnny') "What money?"
  • (Pizza Boy) "Well, you'll have to pay for your pizza, sir."
  • (Gangster 'Johnny') "How much do I owe ya?"
  • (Pizza Boy) "That'll be $11.80, sir."
  • (Gangster 'Johnny') "Keep the change, ya filthy animal."
  • (Pizza Boy) "Cheapskate."
  • (Gangster 'Johnny') "Hey, I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead. 1, 2, 10."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "A lovely cheese pizza, just for me."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "The third floor?"
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Go."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "It's scary up there."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Don't be silly; Fuller will be up in a little while."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I don't wanna sleep with Fuller. You know about him, he wets the bed. He'll pee all over me, I know it."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Fine, we'll put him somewhere else."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "This is my house, I have to defend it."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Can I sleep in your room? I don't want to sleep on the hide-a-bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he'll wet the bed."
  • (Devin Ratray) "I wouldn't let you sleep in my room -- if you were growing on my ASS."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including inbetween my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?"
  • (Clerk) "Well, I don't know. It doesn't say, hon."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Well, could you please find out?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "This is extremely important. Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back. No toys. Nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz, Megan, Linnie, and Jeff. And my aunt and my cousins. And if he has time, my Uncle Frank. Okay?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Santa, hold on. Can I talk to you for a second?"
  • (Santa Claus) "Yes, but make it quick. Santa's got a little get together he's late for."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Okay. I know you're not the real Santa Claus."
  • (Santa Claus) "What makes you say that? Er, just out of curiosity."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I made my family disappear."
  • (Hillary Wolf) "Kevin, you're completely helpless."
  • (Angela Goethals) "You know, Kevin, you're what the French call les incompetents."
  • (Devin Ratray) "Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tarantula."
  • (Michael C. Maronna) "Kevin, you are such a disease."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "There are 15 people in this house and you're the only one who has to make trouble."
  • (Gerry Bamman) "Look what you did, you little jerk."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I made my family disappear."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I went shopping yesterday."
  • (Michael C. Maronna) "You? Shopping?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I got you milk, eggs, and fabric softener."
  • (John Heard) "No kidding. What a funny guy. What else did you do while we were away?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Just hung around."
  • (Devin Ratray) "He went shopping? He doesn't know how to tie his shoe and he's going shopping."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Mom, Uncle Frank won't let me watch the movie, but the big kids can. Why can't I?"
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Kevin, I'm on the phone."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "It's not even rated R. He's just being a jerk."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Kevin, if Uncle Frank says no, then it must be really bad."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "For the kids."
  • (Check-Out Woman) "Are you here all by yourself?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Ma'am, I'm eight years old. You think I would be here alone ? I don't think so."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "This is it. Don't get scared now."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "No offense, aren't you too old to be afraid?"
  • (Roberts Blossom) "You can be too old for a lot of things, but you're never too old to be afraid."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I'm living alone. I'm living alone."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "So give it a shot, for your granddaughter anyway. I'm sure she misses you and the presents."
  • (Roberts Blossom) "I send her a check."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I wish my grandparents did that. They always send me clothes. Last year I got a sweater with a big bird knitted on it."
  • (Roberts Blossom) "That's nice."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Not for a guy in the second grade. You can get beat up for wearing something like that. Yeah, I had a friend who got nailed because there was a rumor he wore dinosaur pajamas."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Did anyone order me a plain cheese?"
  • (Devin Ratray) "Yeah, we did. But if you want any, somebody's gonna have to barf it all up, 'cause it's gone."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Buzz?"
  • (Devin Ratray) "Don't you know how to knock, phlegm-wad?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "No clothes on anybody. Sickening."
  • (Unnamed) "Ha, ha, ha. Hello, Kevin. Ha, ha, ha."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Shut up."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Everyone in this family hates me."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Then maybe you should ask Santa for a new family."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I don't want another family. I don't want any family. Families suck."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Just stay up there. I don't want to see you again for the rest of the night."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I don't want to see you again for the rest of my whole life. And I don't want to see anybody else either."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "I hope you don't mean that. You'd feel pretty sad if you woke up tomorrow morning and you didn't have a family."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "No, I wouldn't."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Then say it again. Maybe it will happen."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I hope that I never see any of you jerks again."

Catherine O'Hara as Kate McCallister

  • (Catherine O'Hara) "He was in the garage again playing with the glue gun."
  • (John Heard) "Didn't we talk about that?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Did I burn down the joint? I don't think so. I was making ornaments out of fish hooks."
  • (John Heard) "My NEW fish hooks?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I can't make ornaments out of the old ones, with dry worm guts stuck on them."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "How could we do this? We forgot him."
  • (John Heard) "We didn't forget him, we just miscounted."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "What kind of a mother am I?"
  • (Gerry Bamman) "If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "I have been awake for almost 60 hours. I'm tired and I'm dirty. I have been from Chicago to Paris to Dallas to -- where the hell am I?"
  • (Scranton Ticket Agent) "Scranton."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "I am trying to get home to my eight-year-old son. And now that I'm this close, you're telling me it's hopeless?"
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Where are the passports and tickets?"
  • (John Heard) "I put them in the microwave to dry em' off."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Look, stop, stop. What is the matter with you?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "He started it. He ate my pizza on purpose. He knows I hate sausage and olives and onions and --"
  • (Gerry Bamman) "Look what you did, you little jerk."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "There are 15 people in this house, you're the only one who has to make trouble."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I'm the only one getting dumped on."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "You're the only one acting up. Now get upstairs."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I am upstairs, dummy."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "No, he's just home alone."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "This is Christmas. The season of perpetual hope. And I don't care if I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike. If it costs me everything I own, if I have to sell my soul to the devil himself, I am going to get home to my son."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Heather, did you count heads?"
  • (Kristin Minter) "Eleven, including me. Five boys, six girls, four parents, two drivers, and a partridge in a pear tree."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Kevin, get upstairs right now."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Why?"
  • (Michael C. Maronna) "Kevin, you're such a disease."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Shut up."
  • (John Heard) "Kevin, upstairs."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Say good night, Kevin."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) ""Good night, Kevin.""
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Have you ever gone on vacation and left your child home?"
  • (John Candy) "No, no. But I did leave one at a funeral parlor once."
  • (John Candy) "Yeah, it was awful. The wife was distraught and we left the little tyke there in the funeral parlor all day. All day. You know, we went back at night and apparently he had been alone all day with the corpse. He was okay though, after two, three weeks he came around and started talking again --"
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Maybe we shouldn't talk about this."
  • (John Candy) "Well, you brought it up."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "I'm sorry I did."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "PETER."
  • (John Heard) "We slept in."
  • (Lineman) "Excuse me, ma'am, I wanted to let you know that your power is fixed, but the phone lines are a mess. It's gonna take Ma Bell a couple of days to patch them up. Especially around the holidays."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Okay, thanks."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "I hope you're all drinking milk, I want to get rid of it."
  • (Man in Airport) "Come on, Irene, they're boarding."
  • (Woman in Airport) "This girl is offering us our first class ticket -- if we go Friday plus a ring, a watch, a pocket translater, five hundered dollars and --"
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "The earrings, you love the earrings?"
  • (Man in Airport) "She's got her own earrings, a whole show box full of them dangly ones."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Did I turn off the coffee?"
  • (John Heard) "No -- I did."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Did you lock up?"
  • (John Heard) "Yeah."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Did we set the timers on the lights?"
  • (John Heard) "Yeah."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Did you close the garage?"
  • (John Heard) "That's it. I forgot to close the garage, that's it."
  • (John Heard) "No, that's not it."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Well, what else could we be forgetting?"
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "KEVIN."

Gerry Bamman as Frank McCallister

  • (Gerry Bamman) "Eh, it's my brother's house, he'll take care of it."
  • (Gerry Bamman) "Look what ya did, you little jerk."
  • (Gerry Bamman) "Wow, that's real crystal. Put it in your purse."

Joe Pesci as Harry

  • (Joe Pesci) "That's the one, Marv, that's the silver tuna."
  • (Daniel Stern) "Oh, it's very gee."
  • (Joe Pesci) "Very gee, huh? It's loaded. It's got lot's of top-flight goods. Stereos, VCRs --"
  • (Daniel Stern) "Toys?"
  • (Joe Pesci) "Probably looking at some very fine jewelry. Possible cash hoarde. Odd marketable securities -- Who knows. It's a gem. Hand me a crow bar. Crow bars up."
  • (Joe Pesci) "You bomb me with one more can, kid, and I'll snap off your cajones and boil them in motor oil."
  • (Joe Pesci) "Where did he go?"
  • (Daniel Stern) "Maybe he committed suicide."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I'm over here you big horse's ass, come and get me before I call the police."
  • (Joe Pesci) "Where are you, you little creep?"
  • (Joe Pesci) "Merry Christmas, little fella. We know that you're in there, and that you're all alone."
  • (Daniel Stern) "Yeah, come on, kid, open up. It's Santy Claus -- and his elf."
  • (Joe Pesci) "We're not gonna hurt you."
  • (Daniel Stern) "Oh no, no, we got some nice presents for you."
  • (Joe Pesci) "Be a good little fella now, and open the door."
  • (Joe Pesci) "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHOOOO --"
  • (Daniel Stern) "What?"
  • (Daniel Stern) "What? What happened?"
  • (Joe Pesci) "Get the little --."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Hello."
  • (Daniel Stern) "AH. AHHH --."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Yes. Yes. Yes-yes-yes-yes."
  • (Daniel Stern) "The little jerk is armed."
  • (Joe Pesci) "That's it, that's it. I'm going round the front, you go down to the basement."
  • (Joe Pesci) "Hi."
  • (Daiana Campeanu) "Hi."
  • (Joe Pesci) "Are your parents home?"
  • (Daiana Campeanu) "Yeah."
  • (Joe Pesci) "Do they live here?"
  • (Daiana Campeanu) "No."
  • (Joe Pesci) "No. Why should they? All kids. No parents. Probably a fancy orphanage."
  • (Joe Pesci) "What's so funny? What are you laughing at? You did it again didn't you? You left the water running. What's wrong with you? Why do you do that? I told you not to do it."
  • (Daniel Stern) "Harry, it's our calling card."
  • (Joe Pesci) "Calling card."
  • (Daniel Stern) "All the great ones leave their mark. We're the wet bandits."
  • (Joe Pesci) "Why the hell did you take your shoes off?"
  • (Daniel Stern) "Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?"
  • (Joe Pesci) "I think we're getting scammed by a kindergartener."
  • (Joe Pesci) "What're you doin', Marv?"
  • (Daniel Stern) "Harry, don't move."
  • (Joe Pesci) "Maaarv?"
  • (Daniel Stern) "Don't --. Move --"
  • (Joe Pesci) "What, what're you doin'? M; Marv?"
  • (Joe Pesci) "Aiee. Jeez -- so -- crumbin."
  • (Daniel Stern) "Did I get him?"
  • (Daniel Stern) "Did I get him? Where'd it go? Where is it?"
  • (Joe Pesci) "Never mind, now how do you like that, huh ? Ya jerk. Get that kid, Marv, get that kid."
  • (Joe Pesci) "Hey, hey. You gotta watch out for traffic, son. You know?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Sorry."
  • (Joe Pesci) "Damn."
  • (Daniel Stern) "Santy don't visit the funeral homes, little buddy."
  • (Joe Pesci) "Okay, okay. Merry Christmas."
  • (Joe Pesci) "I don't get it. I mean right now it looks like there's nobody home. Last night the place was jumping. Something ain't right."
  • (Joe Pesci) "Go check it out."
  • (Daniel Stern) "Now?"
  • (Joe Pesci) "No tomorrow, egghead. NOW. GET. "Now"."
  • (Joe Pesci) "Are you Mr McCallister?"
  • (John Heard) "Yeah."
  • (Joe Pesci) "The Mr McCallister who lives here?"
  • (John Heard) "Yes."
  • (Pizza Boy) "Oh good, because someone owes me $122.50."
  • (Joe Pesci) "I'd like a word with you, Sir."
  • (John Heard) "Am I under arrest or something like that?"
  • (Joe Pesci) "No, no, no, no, no. It's Christmastime. There's always a lot of burglaries around the holidays. So we're just checking the neighbourhood to see if everyone's taking the proper precautions. That's all."
  • (John Heard) "Oh, well we have automatic timers for our lights. Locks for our doors. That's about as good as you can get these days. Did you get some egg nog or something like that?"
  • (Devin Ratray) "Come on, Dad. Let's eat."
  • (Joe Pesci) "Egg -- egg nog?"
  • (Joe Pesci) "Hey, listen will you be leaving -- er?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Pizza. Pizza. Pizza."

John Heard as Peter McCallister

  • (John Heard) "Hey did you by any chance pick up a voltage adapter thing?"
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "No, I didn't have time to do that."
  • (John Heard) "Well how am I supposed to shave in France?"
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Grow a goatee."
  • (John Heard) "Honey, the pizza boy need $122 dollars plus tip."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "For pizza?"
  • (John Heard) "Ten pizzas times twelve bucks."
  • (Terrie Snell) "Frank, you've got money don't you?"
  • (Gerry Bamman) "Traveler's checks."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Forget it, Frank. We have cash."
  • (John Heard) "You probably have the kind of traveler's checks that don't work in France."
  • (John Heard) "Hi."
  • (Joe Pesci) "Hi. Are you Mr. McCallister?"
  • (John Heard) "Yeah."
  • (Joe Pesci) "The Mr. McCallister who lives here?"
  • (John Heard) "Yes."
  • (Pizza Boy) "Oh, good, because somebody owes me $122.50."

Daniel Stern as Marv

  • (Daniel Stern) "Uh-oh."
  • (Daniel Stern) "What are we gonna do to him, Harry?"
  • (Joe Pesci) "We'll do exactly what he did to us: we're gonna burn his head with a blowtorch."
  • (Daniel Stern) "And smash his face with an iron."
  • (Joe Pesci) "How about we slap him in the face with a paint can."
  • (Daniel Stern) "Or shove a nail through his foot."
  • (Joe Pesci) "First thing I'm gonna do is to bite off every one of these little fingers, one at a time --"
  • (Roberts Blossom) "Come on, let's get you home."
  • (Daniel Stern) "Kids are scared of the dark."
  • (Joe Pesci) "You're afraid of the dark, too, Marv."
  • (Daniel Stern) "Why is he going faster?"
  • (Joe Pesci) "See, I told you something was wrong. See I knew he looked at me weird. Why would he run?"
  • (Daniel Stern) "Hey, Harry, that house we were at last night, was that the McCallisters?"
  • (Joe Pesci) "Yeah."
  • (Daniel Stern) "You're right. They're gone."
  • (Joe Pesci) "I knew they were."
  • (Daniel Stern) "Silver tuna tonight."
  • (Daniel Stern) "He's only a kid Harry. We can take him."
  • (Daniel Stern) "He's a kid. Kids are stupid. I know I was."
  • (Joe Pesci) "You still are, Marv."
  • (Daniel Stern) "So how do you want to get in?"
  • (Joe Pesci) "We'll go thru the back. Maybe the kid will let us in, you never know."
  • (Daniel Stern) "Yeah. He's a kid. Kids are stupid."
  • (Daniel Stern) "Did they come back?"
  • (Joe Pesci) "From Paris ?"
  • (Daniel Stern) "Out the window?"
  • (Daniel Stern) "I'm not going out the window."
  • (Joe Pesci) "What're you scared, Marv? Are you afraid? C'mon, get out here."
  • (Daniel Stern) "Ohhh, let's go back. Let's go back, Harry."
  • (Joe Pesci) "Shut up, Marv."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Hey guys, check this out."
  • (Joe Pesci) "Huh, oh, go back."
  • (Daniel Stern) "Oh. Good."
  • (Joe Pesci) "AHHHHHHHHHH."
  • (Officer Devereux) "Hey, you know we've been looking for you two guys for a long time. You guys are always leaving the water running whenever you break in, now we know each and every house you guys have hit."
  • (Daniel Stern) "Yeah. But remember, we're the wet bandits. The wet bandits. W-E-T."
  • (Joe Pesci) "Shut up."
  • (Daniel Stern) "I'M GONNA KILL THAT KID."
  • (Daniel Stern) "He's gonna call the cops."
  • (Joe Pesci) "He's not callin' the; from a tree house?"

Devin Ratray as Buzz McCallister

  • (Devin Ratray) "Kevin. What did you do to my room?"

Hillary Wolf as Megan McCallister

  • (Hillary Wolf) "You're not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?"
  • (Devin Ratray) "No, for three reasons: A, I'm not that lucky. Two, we use smoke detectors and D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen. Period."

Jedidiah Cohen as Rod McCallister

  • (Jedidiah Cohen) "Who's gonna feed your spider while we're gone?"
  • (Devin Ratray) "He just ate a whole load of mice guts. He should be good for a couple of weeks. Say -- isn't it true that French babes don't shave their pits?"
  • (Jedidiah Cohen) "Some don't."
  • (Devin Ratray) "But they've got nude beaches."
  • (Jedidiah Cohen) "Not in the winter."
  • (Jedidiah Cohen) "What's he doing now?"
  • (Devin Ratray) "He walks up and down the streets every night, salting the sidewalks."
  • (Jedidiah Cohen) "Maybe he's just trying to be nice."
  • (Devin Ratray) "No way. See that garbage can full of salt? That's where he keeps his victims. The salt turns the bodies -- into mummies."
  • (Jedidiah Cohen) "Whoa."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Mummies?"
  • (Jedidiah Cohen) "Look out."

Angela Goethals as Linnie McCallister

  • (Angela Goethals) "Listen, Kevin, what are you so worried about? You know Mom's gonna pack your stuff anyway. You're what the French call "les incompetents"."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "What?"
  • (Angela Goethals) "I hope you didn't just pack crap, Jeff."
  • (Michael C. Maronna) "Shut up, Linnie."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "You know what I should pack?"
  • (Michael C. Maronna) "Toilet paper and water."

Kieran Culkin as Fuller McCallister

  • (Kieran Culkin) "What time are we going to bed?"
  • (Gerry Bamman) "Early, we're leaving the house at 8 AM, on the button."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Hey, I hope you're all drinking milk, I want to get rid of it."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Hey, don't you do that."

Roberts Blossom as Marley

  • (Roberts Blossom) "You live down the street from me right?, You know anytime you see you can always say hello, you don't have to be afraid. A lot of stuff has been said about me, none of it's true."

Michael C. Maronna as Jeff McCallister

  • (Michael C. Maronna) "Bombs away."

Kristin Minter as Heather McCallister

  • (Kristin Minter) "1, 2 --"
  • (Devin Ratray) "11, 92, 12 --"
  • (Kristin Minter) "Buzz, don't be a moron."

Terrie Snell as Leslie McCallister

  • (Terrie Snell) "Fuller. Go easy on the Pepsi."

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