Holoship Quotes

Holoship is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Holoship stopped airing in 1970.

Holoship Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Lister to Red Dwarf, we have in our midst a complete smegpot. Brains in the anal region. Chin, absent presumed missing. Genitalia, small and inoffensive. Of no value or interest whatsoever."
• (Unnamed) "Binks to Enlightenment. Evidence of primitive humour. The human displays knowledge of satire and imitation. With patient tuition, could perhaps master simple tasks."
• (Unnamed) "Lister to Red Dwarf. Displays evidence of spoiling for a rumble. Seems unable to grasp simple threats. With careful pummeling, could be sucking tomorrow's lunch through a straw."
• (Unnamed) "Binks to Enlightenment. The human seems to be under the delusion that he is somehow capable of bestowing physical violence to a hologram."
• (Unnamed) "Lister to Red Dwarf. The intruder seems blissfully unaware that we have a fairly sturdy holowhip in the Munitions cabinet."
• (Unnamed) "And unless he wants his derriere minced like burger meat, he'd better become history in the next two seconds flat."

• (Unnamed) "Why don't we drop the defensive shields?"
• (Unnamed) "A superlative suggestion, sir. With just two minor flaws. One, we don't have any defensive shields. And two, we don't have any defensive shields. Now I realise that technically speaking that's only one flaw but I thought that it was such a big one that it was worth mentioning twice."
• (Unnamed) "Good point, well made."

• (Unnamed) "They've taken Mr. Rimmer. Sir, they've taken Mr. Rimmer."
• (Unnamed) "Quick, let's get out of here before they bring him back."

• (Unnamed) "Look, I'm not much good at big speeches, and I know I haven't always been an easy guy to get on with. And I know that, given the choice, I probably wouldn't have chosen you as friends. But, I just want to say -- that over the years I have come to regard you as -- people -- I met."

• (Unnamed) "You must remember that he is operating on a completely different level to us now. To him, we are the intellectual equivalent of domestic science teachers."

• (Unnamed) "Personally, I thought it started well but fell apart. All the stuff about the ducks getting into trouble; that was great. But then it went black and white and I fell asleep."
• (Unnamed) "But sir, that was the cartoon before the main programme."

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