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Holes (film) Quotes

Holes (film) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Holes stopped airing in 1970.

It features Plain list, * Andrew Davis * Lowell D. Blank * Mike Medavoy * Teresa Tucker-Davies as producer, Joel McNeely in charge of musical score, and Stephen St. John as head of cinematography.

Holes (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Holes (film) is 117 minutes long. Holes (film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Jon Voight as Mr. Sir, Tim Blake Nelson as Mr. Pendanski, Khleo Thomas as Zero, Eartha Kitt as Madame Zeroni, Miguel Castro as Magnet, Byron Cotton as Armpit, Jake M. Smith as Squid, Brenden Jefferson as X-Ray, Shia LaBeouf as Stanley, Dulé Hill as Sam, Scott Plank as Trout Walker, Patricia Arquette as Kissin' Kate Barlow, Max Kasch as Zig-Zag, Noah Poletiek as Twitch, Michael Cavanaugh as Judge, Zane Holtz as Barfbag, Rick Fox as Clyde 'Sweetfeet' Livingston, and Henry Winkler as Stanley Yelnats III.

Holes (film) Quotes

Jon Voight as Mr. Sir

  • (Jon Voight) "This ain't no kindergarteners in the sandbox."
  • (Jon Voight) "You take a bad boy, make him dig holes all day in the hot sun, it turns him into a good boy. That's our philosophy here at camp green lake."
  • (Jon Voight) "There's lizards, hot sun, and Rattlesnakes."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Rattlesnakes?"
  • (Jon Voight) "If you don't bother them they wont bother you and ya wont get bitten and die. Usually."
  • (Jon Voight) "This ain't a girl scout camp."
  • (Jon Voight) "Keep running, there ain't gonna be no Yelnats the fifth."
  • (Jon Voight) "All life begins with water. So think of it this way, I'm givin' you life. Say thank you."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Thank you, Mr. Sir."
  • (Jon Voight) "I ain't on stupid pills."
  • (Jon Voight) "Stanley Yelnats -- the Fourth?"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Everyone in my family names their son Stanley, 'cause it's Yelnats backwards. It's this little -- tradition."
  • (Jon Voight) "How did that get there? Did it fall from the sky?"
  • (Jon Voight) "Everything turns to callous eventually. That's life."
  • (Jon Voight) "There ain't nothing down there. We woulda found it by now."
  • (Tim Blake Nelson) "I wouldn't tell the queen bee that."
  • (Jon Voight) "I ain't on stupid pills."
  • (Jon Voight) "Yeah, keep running. There ain't gonna be no Yelnats the fifth."
  • (Jon Voight) "What're we gonna do?"
  • (The Warden Walker) "You'll do as I say."
  • (Tim Blake Nelson) "What did she say?"
  • (Jon Voight) "Not much."
  • (Tim Blake Nelson) "What do we do?"
  • (Jon Voight) "You'll do as I say."
  • (Tim Blake Nelson) "But you didn't say anything either."
  • (Jon Voight) "I think I look kinda purty, don't you?"

Max Kasch as Zig-Zag

  • (Max Kasch) "Did you tell him about the lizards?"
  • (Max Kasch) "You got to go and dig those holes. With broken hands and withered souls. Emancipated from all you know. You got to go and dig those holes."
  • (Max Kasch) "Say, I didn't know Marion was a man's name."
  • (Jon Voight) "It ain't."
  • (Max Kasch) "What color was it's blood?"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "I-I don't know. I couldn't tell."
  • (Max Kasch) "I wish I'd a seen it. Bam."
  • (Miguel Castro) "If Mr. Sir didn't shoot it, Stanley, you'd be in the hole."
  • (Max Kasch) "Don't you know each one's got exactly 11 spots?"
  • (Jake M. Smith) "Yeah, man, but if you ever get close enough to count 'em, you're dead."
  • (Byron Cotton) "Look, it's the lizards we're workin' for, man. We build their houses for 'em. I mean, yesterday I saw 10 of 'em in one hole."
  • (Jake M. Smith) "We ain't diggin' for no lizards"
  • (Byron Cotton) "What we diggin' for then man?"
  • (Brenden Jefferson) "Like Mr. Sir said, we diggin' to build some character."

Tim Blake Nelson as Mr. Pendanski

  • (The Warden Walker) "How about you dig, and Caveman can fill the canteens? So what do you want to do?"
  • (Tim Blake Nelson) "I'll fill the canteens."
  • (Tim Blake Nelson) "D-I-G. What does that spell?"
  • (Khleo Thomas) "DIG."
  • (Tim Blake Nelson) "Here, Theodore."
  • (Byron Cotton) "Man, the name is Armpit."
  • (Tim Blake Nelson) "Good morning, Theodore."
  • (Byron Cotton) "Man, it's Armpit. I don't know no fool named Theodore."
  • (Tim Blake Nelson) "Well, I don't know no fool named Armpit."
  • (Tim Blake Nelson) "Here's your water, who-ever-you-are."
  • (Tim Blake Nelson) "They all have their little nicknames, however I prefer to use the names their parents gave them,the names society will recognize them by."
  • (Tim Blake Nelson) "Stanley, if you've got any questions, just ask Theodore. Theodore will be your mentor. Got that, Theodore?"
  • (Byron Cotton) "Yeah, man. Whatever, dude."
  • (Tim Blake Nelson) "I'm depending on you. It should be no labor to be nice to your neighbor."

Shia LaBeouf as Stanley

  • (Shia LaBeouf) "I stole a pair of shoes."
  • (Jake M. Smith) "From a store or were they on someone's feet?"
  • (Max Kasch) "No, he killed the guy first, just left out that little detail, huh?"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Well, I've never been to camp before --"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Here, eat this."
  • (Khleo Thomas) "What is it?"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "It's a hot-fudge sundae, just eat it."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "I feel really awkward with you reading over my shoulder like that, so --"
  • (Khleo Thomas) "I can't read."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Say, what does that look like to you?"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "It's destiny."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Man how did she know my name?"
  • (Max Kasch) "Oh, man, she's got the whole place wired. Oh yeah, she has these little cameras and microphones all over the place. In the tent, in the rec room, in the showers."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "They're not in the showers."
  • (Jake M. Smith) "Oh don't listen to him. I read his file. It said he suffers from, um, oh. acute paranoia."
  • (Miguel Castro) "So I guess that means she watches me everyday, huh."
  • (Byron Cotton) "Man, he said cameras and microphones, not microscopes."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Look, it says KB."
  • (Max Kasch) "Yeah -- yeah that's Keith Barrenger."
  • (Jake M. Smith) "Who?"
  • (Max Kasch) "He was in my math class."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "I guess you have to fill in the rest of the holes yourself."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Where's a person go to the bathroom around here?"
  • (Miguel Castro) "Pick a hole, any hole"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "So. Where's the lake?"
  • (Guard) "Hey. What did I just tell you? Don't be a wise guy."
  • (The Warden Walker) "Stanley, won't you just open it? Just let me see what's inside it, please."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Excuse me?"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Hector, I'm glad you stole those shoes and threw 'em on my head."

Miguel Castro as Magnet

  • (Miguel Castro) "I would have made it out, too -- if my pocket didn't start barkin'."
  • (Miguel Castro) "Nobody messes with the Caveman."
  • (Brenden Jefferson) "Did you see the Caveman back there?"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "I don't wanna mess with anybody."
  • (Max Kasch) "Come on, Caveman."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "-- I'm Caveman?"
  • (Khleo Thomas) "Better than Barfbag."
  • (Miguel Castro) "Maybe he found Zero. Maybe they're still alive."
  • (Brenden Jefferson) "Yeah, and maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are still alive."
  • (Jake M. Smith) "Maybe my mom'll stop drinkin' and my dad'll come back."
  • (Noah Poletiek) "Man when Caveman stole that truck -- oh --"
  • (Max Kasch) "That was awesome."
  • (Byron Cotton) "Yeah, Caveman did have style."
  • (Miguel Castro) "You picked up X-Ray's shovel. It's shorter than the rest of 'em."
  • (Jake M. Smith) "Smaller shovel, smaller hole."
  • (Miguel Castro) "Hey. Maybe it'll rain for 40 days and 40 nights, like it did in the Bible."
  • (Byron Cotton) "Yeah, maybe we'll have to build an arc."
  • (Jake M. Smith) "We'll get two of every animal --"
  • (Brenden Jefferson) "Yeah, two scorpions, two rattlesnakes, two yellow spotted lizards all that."

Jake M. Smith as Squid

  • (Jake M. Smith) "And that's Mom."
  • (Jake M. Smith) "Hey look. A cloud."
  • (Jake M. Smith) "Right there."

Eartha Kitt as Madame Zeroni

  • (Eartha Kitt) "You should go to America. That's where my son is. That's where your future is, not Myra Menke. Her head's as empty as a flowerpot."
  • (Eartha Kitt) "Morris Menke is a shmuck."
  • (Eartha Kitt) "If only, if only, the woodpecker sighs, / The bark on the tree was as soft as the skies. / The wolf waits below, hungry and lonely, / And cries to the moon, / If only if only."
  • (Eartha Kitt) "If you forget to come back for Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity."

Khleo Thomas as Zero

  • (Khleo Thomas) "Did they have red X's on them?"
  • (Jake M. Smith) "You got Zero to talk."
  • (Byron Cotton) "Hey yo, what else can you do Zero?"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Yeah. Yeah they did."
  • (Khleo Thomas) "You know, those stars look like a shovel to me."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Exactly -- Hector, I feel lucky."
  • (Khleo Thomas) "The onions have gone to your head."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "What do you say we dig one more hole?"
  • (Khleo Thomas) "I'm not stupid, I know everyone thinks I am, I just don't like answering stupid questions."
  • (Khleo Thomas) "What do you thinks up there?"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "I don't know, a great big Frosty-Freeze?"
  • (Khleo Thomas) "Good, 'cause I could use a hot fudge sundae."

Dulé Hill as Sam

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Noah Poletiek as Twitch

  • (Noah Poletiek) "Jaguar, that's a nice car."
  • (Miguel Castro) "Don't even think about it, Twitch."
  • (Noah Poletiek) "Come on. Come on. Put it in gear."
  • (Noah Poletiek) "I never mean to steal anything, but when I see a nice car, I just start twitching. You think I'm jumpy now, you should've seen me behind the wheel of that Mustang convertible. Whoo. Vroom."

Henry Winkler as Stanley Yelnats III

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Brenden Jefferson as X-Ray

  • (Brenden Jefferson) "Hey, Barfbag. What are you doing?"
  • (Zane Holtz) "Aaaaaah."
  • (Brenden Jefferson) "Hey Mom, who's the neanderthal?"

Byron Cotton as Armpit

  • (The Warden Walker) "Are you trying to be funny, or do you just think I'm stupid?"
  • (Byron Cotton) "No, ma'am. I wasn't trying to be funny."
  • (The Warden Walker) "Excuse me?"
  • (Jon Voight) "You know something, Armpit? Your little joke has just cost you a week of shower privileges."
  • (Byron Cotton) "Look at the little fishes -- I mean cave pictures."

Michael Cavanaugh as Judge

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Rick Fox as Clyde 'Sweetfeet' Livingston

  • (Rick Fox) "I don't understand what type of person steals from homeless children. You're no fan of mine."

Scott Plank as Trout Walker

  • (Young Warden) "I'm tired of this, Grandpa --"
  • (Scott Plank) "Well, that's too damn bad. You keep digging."
  • (Young Warden) "Well, excuse me."
  • (Scott Plank) "You got five seconds to tell me where you buried the lout."
  • (Patricia Arquette) "I've been waitin' for you, Trout --"
  • (Patricia Arquette) "I ain't gonna kill you."
  • (Scott Plank) "Where's the loot?"
  • (Patricia Arquette) "There ain't no loot."
  • (Scott Plank) "Don't give me that. You robbed every bank from Hell to Houston."
  • (Linda Walker) "We saw you heading back with a shovel, Miss Katherine."
  • (Patricia Arquette) "Linda Miller? Is that you?"
  • (Linda Walker) "I've been Linda Walker for the past thirteen years."
  • (Scott Plank) "One."
  • (Patricia Arquette) "Aw, Linda, you were such a good student -- you must have married him for his money."
  • (Scott Plank) "Two."
  • (Linda Walker) "Well, it's all gone now. It dried up with the lake. Hasn't rained here since the day they killed Sam. Now you better tell him what he wants, he's a desperate man."
  • (Scott Plank) "Three."
  • (Patricia Arquette) "Go on, kill me."
  • (Scott Plank) "I ain't gonna kill you. But by the time I'm finished with you, you gonna wish you was dead."
  • (Patricia Arquette) "I've been wishing I was dead for a long time."

Patricia Arquette as Kissin' Kate Barlow

  • (Patricia Arquette) "The lake goes around for miles. You, and your children, and your children's children, will dig for a hundred years, and you will never find it."
  • (Patricia Arquette) "Start digging, Trout."

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