Hold Your Man Quotes

Hold Your Man is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Hold Your Man stopped airing in 1970.

It features Sam Wood as producer, Nacio Herb Brown in charge of musical score, and Harold Rosson as head of cinematography.

Hold Your Man is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Hold Your Man is 87 minutes long. Hold Your Man is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Dorothy Burgess as Gypsy, Jean Harlow as Ruby, Clark Gable as Eddie, Stuart Erwin as Al, Theresa Harris as Lily Mae Crippen, Barbara Barondess as Sadie, Muriel Kirkland as Bertha, Garry Owen as Slim, and Wade Boteler as Policeman.

Hold Your Man Quotes

Clark Gable as Eddie

• (Clark Gable) "You're not sore on account of that dame, are you? She don't mean a thing to me."
• (Jean Harlow) "The both of you both don't mean anything to me."

• (Clark Gable) "Say, why'd you do all this for me?"
• (Jean Harlow) "I don't know. I guess I'm a little bit crazy."

• (Clark Gable) "You know all the answers, don't ya?"
• (Jean Harlow) "Sure, to dumb questions."

• (Clark Gable) "Say, wait a minute. You know it seems silly to play this for a two dollar and a quarter check. Let's make it for the check and ten dollars."
• (Stuart Erwin) "You're on. But, I warn ya, I'm always lucky."
• (Jean Harlow) "I have a feeling that you won't be this time."

• (Clark Gable) "Here, I'll show you the bedroom."
• (Jean Harlow) "You can send me a picture of it."

• (Clark Gable) "Get your hat and coat on."
• (Jean Harlow) "Where we going?"
• (Clark Gable) "To Burl Hall, for a marriage license. Any objections?"
• (Jean Harlow) "No."

• (Clark Gable) "You think you're a smart dame, don't ya?"
• (Jean Harlow) "Well, I'm out here, and you're in there."

• (Clark Gable) "Now listen, sweet pea, how 'bout you and me gettin' together tonight, huh?"
• (Jean Harlow) "Well, I like your nerve."
• (Clark Gable) "That ain't all you're gonna like. Wait till you see how I grow on ya."
• (Jean Harlow) "Yeah, I can imagine, just like a carbuncle."
• (Clark Gable) "Don't be so hard to get."

• (Clark Gable) "You were satisfied with the split the last time."
• (Jean Harlow) "It was coming to me. You had a bath and I did your laundry."
• (Clark Gable) "That crack calls for a drink."
• (Jean Harlow) "What is it? Scotland or Brooklyn?"
• (Clark Gable) "A little of both."
• (Jean Harlow) "I'll take a chance."
• (Jean Harlow) "I think I will take off this coat."

Dorothy Burgess as Gypsy

• (Dorothy Burgess) "I want to mush your hair."

• (Dorothy Burgess) "Well, sisters, I'm on my way. Goodbye Bertha, I'll be missing your snoring."
• (Muriel Kirkland) "Goodbye."
• (Dorothy Burgess) "Goodbye Lily Mae."
• (Dorothy Burgess) "You're the only dark cloud I ever liked."
• (Theresa Harris) "Goodbye Gypsy, take care of yourself."
• (Dorothy Burgess) "Goodbye Trotsky, keep up the fight for the workin' people."
• (Barbara Barondess) "Goodbye, but, the day will come when you'll remember some of the things I've said. When Capitalism --"
• (Dorothy Burgess) "Wait a minute, wait a minute. Tell it to them. My times up."

• (Dorothy Burgess) "I'm no Polack. I'm Armenian."

• (Dorothy Burgess) "Tell your blonde friend I didn't have to steal anything from Eddie Hall. It ain't two weeks ago, he sent me ten bucks for Christmas. You all know that. I guess that's a bit of news for a certain somebody."
• (Jean Harlow) "He was tossin' ten-dollar bills to all the tramps at Christmas."
• (Dorothy Burgess) "Did you get yours? Or, did he give you the gate?"

• (Dorothy Burgess) "I won't go unless he tells me to."
• (Clark Gable) "Gypsies are always supposed to; keep moving."

Jean Harlow as Ruby

• (Jean Harlow) "Who was that girl?"
• (Garry Owen) "Her name is Gypsy Angecon. Heh, funny name, eh?"
• (Jean Harlow) "Has Eddie known her very long?"
• (Garry Owen) "He don't know any of 'em very long. You know Eddie, hit-n-run. I mean with a dame like that."
• (Jean Harlow) "Sure, I know what you mean."
• (Garry Owen) "You don't need to worry about her any more. She was pinched last night; after we left here."
• (Jean Harlow) "She was? Gee, I'm sorry to hear that."
• (Garry Owen) "She licked up a little too much bathroom gin and started to take off her clothes in the street. Heh, she always does that when she gets a few drinks in her."

• (Jean Harlow) "Tell that arm of yours to behave."

• (Jean Harlow) "Even your smile's crooked."

• (Jean Harlow) "You wouldn't be a bad looking dame, if it wasn't for your face."

• (Jean Harlow) "Edward Huntington Hall. Gee, you got a swell middle name."
• (Clark Gable) "It's my old lady's."

• (Jean Harlow) "That guy's been bothering me for over month, wanting to come up here. I told him I lived with my brother to try to stop him. But, he just won't stay put."
• (Clark Gable) "Must be your personality, sweet meat."

• (Jean Harlow) "Wait a minute. I got two rules I always stick to when I'm out visitin': keep away from couches; and; stay on your feet."

• (Jean Harlow) "Say, what makes you think you can juggle me around?"

• (Unnamed) "Have you got a little gin you could spare?"
• (Jean Harlow) "Sure."
• (Unnamed) "Terry always says make the best gin in Brooklyn."

• (Jean Harlow) "What do you get off, clippin' my friend like that for ten dollars?"
• (Clark Gable) "Hey, now wait a minute. No squawks. Here's your half."
• (Jean Harlow) "You've turned into a regular Santi Claus, ain't ya?"
• (Clark Gable) "What's a matter?"
• (Jean Harlow) "I don't have to go around cuttin' up my friend's dough with you. Anything he's got, belongs to me."
• (Clark Gable) "Oh, yeah. Well, in that case you won't need this five."
• (Jean Harlow) "I'll keep it."
• (Jean Harlow) "In case of another bank holiday."

• (Jean Harlow) "I'd like to smack that crooked smile right off your face."

Garry Owen as Slim

• (Garry Owen) "See you later, Eddie. Sorry, Blondie, you won't be interrupted again tonight."

• (Garry Owen) "Have you gone nuts? He'd a had his checkbook out in another minute. Why did you do that?"
• (Clark Gable) "I didn't like his looks."
• (Garry Owen) "What's his looks got to do with his dough."

• (Garry Owen) "Say, has everybody gone screwy?"

• (Garry Owen) "That's the worst of this Depression, you can't tell a banker from a bum."

Stuart Erwin as Al

• (Stuart Erwin) "I know you'd like Cincinnati, Ruby. They've got the cutest suburbs, it's just like living in the country."

Barbara Barondess as Sadie

• (Barbara Barondess) "What difference does it make why she's in here? The question is what right have they to put her in here? Or you? Or you? Or me? We haven't done anything those society debutantes don't do. But, you ever hear of society girls being sent up? No. It's the system."
• (Muriel Kirkland) "She's a communist."
• (Barbara Barondess) "I am not. I'm a socialist."
• (Jean Harlow) "What's the difference?"
• (Muriel Kirkland) "That's a question she loves you to ask. Now, you are in for it."
• (Barbara Barondess) "Now, the difference is --"
• (Jean Harlow) "Save your breath, sister. I don't care what the difference is. I'm a Democrat."

Wade Boteler as Policeman

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Theresa Harris as Lily Mae Crippen

• (Theresa Harris) "I'm a New Gospelite. My Papa's a preacher."
• (Jean Harlow) "Yeah? Well, if he's a preacher, I should think he could get you out of here."
• (Theresa Harris) "Oh, but he don't wanna get me out. He put me in."
• (Barbara Barondess) "Lily Mae used to pass around the plate at Papa's church."
• (Muriel Kirkland) "And that ain't all."
• (Theresa Harris) "Oh, hush your mouth. I didn't run around with the Navy."
• (Muriel Kirkland) "What's wrong with the Navy?"

• (Theresa Harris) "What ya in here for?"
• (Jean Harlow) "My chauffeur went through a traffic light, then he talked back to the cop."
• (Theresa Harris) "Aww, you're foolin'"

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