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Hocus Pocus (1993 film) Quotes

Hocus Pocus (1993 film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Hocus Pocus ended its run in 1970.

It features Steven Haft, and David Kirschner as producer, John Debney in charge of musical score, and Hiro Narita as head of cinematography.

Hocus Pocus (1993 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Hocus Pocus (1993 film) is 96 minutes long. Hocus Pocus (1993 film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Bette Midler as Winifred Sanderson, Doug Jones as Billy Butcherson, Sarah Jessica Parker as Sarah, Kathy Najimy as Mary Sanderson, Amanda Shepherd as Emily, Sean Murray as Thackery Binx, Vinessa Shaw as Allison, Thora Birch as Dani, Kathy Najimy as Master, Omri Katz as Max, Tobias Jelinek as Jay, Stephanie Faracy as Jenny, Charles Rocket as Dave, and Steve Voboril as Elijah.

Hocus Pocus (1993 film) Quotes

Thora Birch as Dani

  • (Thora Birch) "You saved my life."
  • (Omri Katz) "I had to. I'm your big brother."
  • (Thora Birch) "I love you, jerkface."
  • (Omri Katz) "I love you, too."
  • (Thora Birch) "Max, I'm not going up there. My friends at school told me all about that place. It's weird."
  • (Omri Katz) "Dani, this is the girl of my dreams."
  • (Thora Birch) "So take her to the movies like a normal person."
  • (Omri Katz) "Dani. Look just do this one thing for me, and I'll do anything you say. Please? Please? Please?"
  • (Thora Birch) "Okay, okay. Next year, we go trick-or-treating as Wendy and Peter Pan --"
  • (Thora Birch) "-- with tights or it's no deal."
  • (Omri Katz) "Okay, okay, deal, deal."
  • (Thora Birch) "Officer. Officer."
  • (Vinessa Shaw) "Officer, we need your help."
  • (Cop) "What's the problem?"
  • (Thora Birch) "Tell him."
  • (Vinessa Shaw) "Go ahead."
  • (Omri Katz) "Well, um well, you see I just moved here. Well, you see? It's like this: I I um broke into the old Sanderson house and I brought the witches back from the dead. See, I even have the book."
  • (Cop) "You lit the Black Flamed Candle?"
  • (Omri Katz) "Yeah."
  • (Cop) "Come on. Okay, let's get on the sidewalk."
  • (Thora Birch) "And he's a virgin."
  • (Cop) "Come here."
  • (Cop) "Are you a virgin?"
  • (Omri Katz) "Yeah."
  • (Cop) "Really?"
  • (Omri Katz) "Look, I'll get it tattooed on my forehead, okay?"
  • (Thora Birch) "Max."
  • (Thora Birch) "It's a full moon tonight. That's when all the weirdos are out."
  • (Thora Birch) "Max, no."
  • (Thora Birch) "You're my kitty now. You'll have milk and tuna fish every day. And you'll only hunt mice for fun."
  • (Voice of Thackery Binx) "You're going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented house cats."
  • (Thora Birch) ". You betcha."
  • (Thora Birch) "You know, Binx, I'll always take care of you, and my children will take care of you too, and their children after that, and their children after that. Forever and ever."

Amanda Shepherd as Emily

  • (Amanda Shepherd) "Thackery Binx, what took thee so long?"
  • (Sean Murray) "I'm sorry, Emily. I had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle."
  • (Amanda Shepherd) "Thackery Binx? Where are you, Thackery Binx?"

Bette Midler as Winifred Sanderson

  • (Bette Midler) "You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one on toast."
  • (Bette Midler) "Sisters, All Hallow's Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok."
  • (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Amok."
  • (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok."
  • (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Ugh."
  • (Master's Wife) "Aren't you broads a little old to be trick or treating?"
  • (Bette Midler) "We'll be younger in the morning."
  • (Master's Wife) "Yeah, sure, me too."
  • (Bette Midler) "Oh, cheese and crust. He's lost his head. Damn that Thackery Binx."
  • (Bette Midler) "Resisting arrest?"
  • (Bette Midler) "Unfaithful lover long since dead. Deep asleep in thy wormy bed. Wiggle thy toes, open thine eyes, twist thy fingers toward the sky. Life is sweet, be not shy. On thy feet. So sayeth I."
  • (Bette Midler) "Sisters. Behold."
  • (Sarah Jessica Parker) "I am beautiful. Boys will love me."
  • (Kathy Najimy) "We're young."
  • (Bette Midler) "Well younger. But. It's a start."
  • (Kathy Najimy) "Oh my, Winifred, you are the mere sprig of a girl."
  • (Bette Midler) "My ungodly book speaks to you. On All Hallow's Eve, when the moon is round, a virgin will summon us from under the ground. Oh oh. We shall be back, and the lives of all the children of Salem will be mine."
  • (Thackery's Father) "Winifred Sanderson?"
  • (Bette Midler) "Yes?"
  • (Thackery's Father) "I will ask thee one final time."
  • (Bette Midler) "Yes?"
  • (Thackery's Father) "What hast thou done with my son, Thackery?"
  • (Bette Midler) "Thackery? Hmm."
  • (Thackery's Father) "Answer me."
  • (Bette Midler) "Well, I don't know. Cat's got my tongue."
  • (Bette Midler) "Twist the bones and bend the back"
  • (Kathy Najimy) "Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca"
  • (Bette Midler) "Trim him of his baby fat"
  • (Kathy Najimy) "Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca"
  • (Bette Midler) "Give him fur black as black, just"
  • (Kathy Najimy) "Like"
  • (Sarah Jessica Parker) "This."
  • (Bette Midler) "Hello, I want my book. Bonjour, je veux mon livre."
  • (Bette Midler) "Book. Come to Mommy."
  • (Voice of Thackery Binx) "Afraid not."
  • (Bette Midler) "Thackery Binx, thou mangy feline. Still alive?"
  • (Voice of Thackery Binx) "And waiting for you."
  • (Bette Midler) "Oh. Thou hast waited in vain. And thou will fail to save thy friends, just as thou failed to save thy sister."
  • (Bette Midler) "Why? Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?"
  • (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Just lucky, I guess."
  • (Bette Midler) "Damn, damn, damn, double damn."
  • (Bette Midler) "Pull over. Let me see your driver's permit."
  • (Bette Midler) "Well, tell me friend, what is this contraption?"
  • (Bus Driver) "I call it a bus."
  • (Bette Midler) "A bus. And its purpose?"
  • (Bus Driver) "To convey gorgeous creatures such as yourselves to your most --"
  • (Bus Driver) "Forbidden desires."
  • (Bette Midler) "Well, fancy. We desire children."
  • (Bus Driver) "Hey, it may take me a couple of tries, but I don't think there's gonna be a problem."
  • (Bette Midler) "Don't get your knickers in a twist. We're just three kindly old spinster ladies."
  • (Kathy Najimy) "Spending a quiet evening at home."
  • (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Sucking the lives out of little children."

Sarah Jessica Parker as Sarah

  • (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Dead man's toe. Dead man's toe. Dead. Dead. Dead."
  • (Sarah Jessica Parker) "I am alive."
  • (Bette Midler) "Damn that boy, he's tricked us again."
  • (Kathy Najimy) "Oh, you're right, you're always right."
  • (Bette Midler) "It's my curse, that and you two. Get off me you thundering oafs."
  • (Sarah Jessica Parker) "What is this place?"
  • (Kathy Najimy) "It reeks of children."
  • (Bette Midler) "It is a prison for children."
  • (Sarah Jessica Parker) "'Tis firm. 'Tis firm as stone."
  • (Bette Midler) "Why, it's a road."
  • (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Farewell, mortal bus boy."

Omri Katz as Max

  • (Omri Katz) "Oh. Dad."
  • (Charles Rocket) "It's not Dad. It's Dadcula."
  • (Charles Rocket) "Oh, my goodness. Who must this charming young blood donor be?"
  • (Omri Katz) "Dad. Something terrible happened."
  • (Charles Rocket) "Dani? What's wrong? Wh"
  • (Omri Katz) "No, Dani's fine."
  • (Charles Rocket) "Good."
  • (Charles Rocket) "Excuse me. Come here."
  • (Thora Birch) "Mom?"
  • (Thora Birch) "Mom?"
  • (Stephanie Faracy) "Hmm?"
  • (Thora Birch) "What are you supposed to be?"
  • (Stephanie Faracy) "Madonna. Well, you know. Well, obviously. Don't ya think?"
  • (Charles Rocket) "Shoot, Max. Look, whatever it is, just tell me."
  • (Thora Birch) "Come here."
  • (Stephanie Faracy) "What?"
  • (Thora Birch) "This cat here, Binx, right? He can talk. My brother's a virgin: he lit the black flame candle. The witches are back from the dead and they're after us. We need help."
  • (Stephanie Faracy) "How much candy have you had, honey?"
  • (Thora Birch) "Mom, I haven't O.D.'d. I haven't even had a piece. They're real witches, they can fly, and they're gonna eat all the kids in Salem. They're real."
  • (Stephanie Faracy) "All right, let's just find your father."
  • (Omri Katz) "What happened?"
  • (Thora Birch) "A virgin lit the candle."
  • (Omri Katz) "No, no. He's a good zombie."
  • (Thora Birch) "Hi Billy."
  • (Omri Katz) "You've messed with the great and powerful Max. Now you must suffer the consequences. I'm going to summon the burning rain of death."
  • (Kathy Najimy) "The burning rain of death?"
  • (Bette Midler) "Look, he makes fire in his hand."
  • (Bette Midler) "It's the burning rain of death. Come, you fools."
  • (Ernie "Ice") "Hollywood, help us out here."
  • (Omri Katz) "Tubular."
  • (Omri Katz) "Let's light this sucker and meet the old broads."
  • (Omri Katz) "Now you have no choice. You'll have to take me."
  • (Bette Midler) "What a fool to give us thy life for thy sister's."

Doug Jones as Billy Butcherson

  • (Doug Jones) "Go to hell."
  • (Bette Midler) "Oh. I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely."
  • (Doug Jones) "Wench. Trollop. You buck toothed, mop riding firefly from hell."
  • (Doug Jones) "I've waited centuries to say that."
  • (Omri Katz) "Say what you want; just don't breathe on me."
  • (Bette Midler) "Billy. I killed you once, I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasence. Hang on to your heads."

Sean Murray as Thackery Binx

  • (Sean Murray) "Elijah. Elijah."
  • (Sean Murray) "Hast thou seen my sister Emily?"
  • (Steve Voboril) "Nay. But look."
  • (Steve Voboril) "They conjure."
  • (Sean Murray) "Oh, God. The woods."
  • (Sean Murray) "Emily."
  • (Steve Voboril) "She's done for."
  • (Sean Murray) "Not yet. You wake my father. Summon the elders. Go."
  • (Sean Murray) "Take good care of Dani, Max, you'll never know how precious she is until you lose her."

Kathy Najimy as Master

  • (Kathy Najimy) "Sisters, Satan has married Medusa. See the snakes in her hair."
  • (Master's Wife) "Okay that's it, party's over. Get out of my house."
  • (Kathy Najimy) "Now, pudding face."
  • (Master's Wife) "Shove it, Satan."
  • (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Ooh. Thou mustn't speak to Master in such a manner."
  • (Kathy Najimy) "They call me Master."
  • (Master's Wife) "Wait 'til you see what I'm gonna call you. Now, tart-face, take your Clark bars and get out of my house."
  • (Bette Midler) "Make us."
  • (Kathy Najimy) "Honeybunch."
  • (Master's Wife) "Ralph, sic 'em."
  • (Kathy Najimy) "Mary, go long."
  • (Kathy Najimy) "You could be a tight end."

Stephanie Faracy as Jenny

  • (Stephanie Faracy) "I put a spell on you."
  • (Charles Rocket) "And I thought L.A. was a party town."
  • (Stephanie Faracy) "Hey, Max, how was school?"
  • (Omri Katz) "It sucked."
  • (Charles Rocket) "Hey, watch your language."
  • (Omri Katz) "I can't believe you made me move here."
  • (Stephanie Faracy) "Hmm, he wasn't wearing any shoes."
  • (Charles Rocket) "Must be some form of protest."

Tobias Jelinek as Jay

  • (Tobias Jelinek) "So let's have a butt."
  • (Omri Katz) "No thanks, I don't smoke."
  • (Ernie "Ice") "They're very health conscious in Los Angeles."
  • (Tobias Jelinek) "You got any cash Hollywood?"
  • (Omri Katz) "No."
  • (Ernie "Ice") "Gee, we don't get any smokes from you. We don't get any cash. What am I supposed to do with my afternoon?"
  • (Omri Katz) "Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose."
  • (Tobias Jelinek) "Oh man, how come it's always the ugly chicks that stay out late?"
  • (Bette Midler) "Chicks?"
  • (Tobias Jelinek) "You want to smash some pumpkins?"
  • (Ernie "Ice") "No."
  • (Tobias Jelinek) "Well then, do you want to look in windows and watch babes undress?"
  • (Ernie "Ice") "It's 3am. They're undressed already."
  • (Tobias Jelinek) "Well then, you think of something."
  • (Ernie "Ice") "Look, I don't feel so hot."
  • (Tobias Jelinek) "It's because you're eating too much candy, you oinker."
  • (Tobias Jelinek) "So, where're you from?"
  • (Omri Katz) "Los Angeles."
  • (Omri Katz) "L.A."
  • (Tobias Jelinek) "Oh, dude."
  • (Ernie "Ice") "Tubular."

Vinessa Shaw as Allison

  • (Vinessa Shaw) "I like your costume, Dani."
  • (Thora Birch) "Thank you. I really like yours too. Of course, I couldn't wear anything like that because I don't have any. What do you call them, Max? Yabbos?"
  • (Thora Birch) "Max likes your yabbos. In fact, he loves them."
  • (Vinessa Shaw) "Officer, this is not a prank."
  • (Thora Birch) "Really."
  • (Cop) "Hey. I put my life on the line to protect this community, and you punks pull this? Get out of here."
  • (Vinessa Shaw) "Come on, Dani."
  • (Cop) "And take that cat with you."
  • (Cop's Girlfriend) "What's so funny, Eddie?"
  • (Cop) "Ah, just a bunch of kids pulling my chain. They thought I was a real cop."

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