Highway (2002 film) Quotes

Highway (2002 film) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Highway ended in 1970.

It features Guy Riedel as producer, Basil Poledouris in charge of musical score, and Michel Amathieu as head of cinematography.

Highway (2002 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Highway (2002 film) is 97 minutes long. Highway (2002 film) is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Jake Gyllenhaal as Pilot Kelson, Jared Leto as Jack Hayes, and Selma Blair as Cassie.

Highway (2002 film) Quotes

Jake Gyllenhaal as Pilot Kelson

• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Desmond the alligator boy is a major happener"

• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "So, it was cool, you know? I told her about my troubles and she was like, 'sexual confusion's a tricky thing'. Sexual confusion? I mean, easy on the sexual confusion tip, baby. You make me sound like a guy in a raincoat with a fistful of vaseline, you know?"
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Sexual confusion -- I mean, you don't think I have sexual confusion, do you?"

• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Pop Quiz."
• (Jared Leto) "No."
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Come on. It's a quick one."
• (Jared Leto) "Go."
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "What is 1,056 dicks?"
• (Jared Leto) "A lot of dicks."
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Beep. Perfect Score. Gold star."

• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "This is Jack Hayes, the God of f***."
• (Shanks) "Is that what they call you? The God of f***? Tell me something -- do you like to get f***ed?"

• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "You are one daffy invididual."

• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "When you think about it, the world is divided into 2 groups -- pandas and alligator boys"

• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "I like it -- Hit the road, flee for your life, meet a doll who's got "once and a lifetime girl of my dreams and reason to believe" written all over her like so much graffiti. It could only happen to the god of f***."

• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "That be a cry laden with pain and sorrow"

Jared Leto as Jack Hayes

• (Jared Leto) "Pop quiz."
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Go."
• (Jared Leto) "How much I owe you for helping me out?"
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "A gazillion."
• (Jared Leto) "Who's the major old-school happener?"
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Piiilot."
• (Jared Leto) "How much longer we a team?"
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Forever."
• (Jared Leto) "Beep -- perfect score, gold star."

• (Jared Leto) "Can we just have 15 minutes of fun in our f***ing miserable lives?"
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Famous last words --"

• (Jared Leto) "Jack and Jilly went up the hilly to fetch a pale of water."

Selma Blair as Cassie

• (Selma Blair) "That's pretty pathetic in my book."
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "In your book? And what's the title of that book? Is it called 'Give Me A Hundred Bucks And I'll Suck Your Dick'? Cause I think I read that one, and it was -- ooh -- lurid."

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