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High Society (1995 TV series) Quotes

High Society is a Sitcom that debuted in 1995 on CBS. High Society ended in 1996.

High Society lasted 1 seasons and 13 episodes. It features Lisa Albert as producer, Howard McCrary as theme composer, and Frank Fitzpatrick as composer. High Society is executive produced by Gary Dontzig. High Society is created by Robert Horn.

High Society is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of High Society is 22-24 minutes long. High Society is produced by JVTV.

The cast includes: Mary McDonnell as Dot, Jean Smart as Ellie, Jayne Meadows as Alice, Dan O'Donahue as Dot Emerson, Faith Prince as Val Blumberg, Jean Smart as Ellie Walker, Dan O'Donahue as Brendan, and Luigi Amodeo as Steffano.

High Society Quotes

Mary McDonnell as Dot

  • (Mary McDonnell) "I haven't slept in days."
  • (Jean Smart) "I can top that. I haven't slept WITH anyone in days. I feel miserable."
  • (Mary McDonnell) "What's the matter, mother, wake up on the wrong side of the bedpan?"
  • (Jayne Meadows) "Oh, good one. Kiss your mother."
  • (Mary McDonnell) "Gladly. Can you track her down, though?"
  • (Mary McDonnell) "Oh, it's you mother."
  • (Jayne Meadows) "No, dear, it's Madonna. Late 30's are hard on Italian women."
  • (Mary McDonnell) "You know, mother, it's good to see that age hasn't slowed down your sarcasm, reguardless of what it's done to your body."
  • (Jayne Meadows) "If I were a vain woman, I'd resent you for that. Fortunately for me, I'm a spiteful one."
  • (Mary McDonnell) "Ellie, you have that look in your eyes."
  • (Jean Smart) "What look?"
  • (Mary McDonnell) "That Liz-Taylor-running-low-on-sleeping-pills look."

Faith Prince as Val Blumberg

  • (Faith Prince) "Mitchell wants me back, you want me here; I've never been so popular."
  • (Jean Smart) "Don't you just feel like the last condom at Club Med?"
  • (Faith Prince) "Second hand smoke is the most dangerous kind."
  • (Jean Smart) "Well, stand closer."
  • (Faith Prince) "I'd be worried if I were you."
  • (Dan O'Donahue) "No, you'd be rich if you were me."
  • (Faith Prince) "I may have been born yesterday, but I've been up ALL night."
  • (Faith Prince) "Golly, this is fancy. I feel so out of place."
  • (Jean Smart) "Don't let the absence of a salad bar disorient you."

Jean Smart as Ellie Walker

  • (Jean Smart) "Aren't you afraid somebody's gonna drop a house on you?"
  • (Jean Smart) "Picture this: It's a couple of months from now, Tippy Von Schlagger opens her new copy of Dazzle Magazine and guess what she sees?"
  • (Dan O'Donahue) "A picture of Michael Jackson and George Hamilton passing each other on the color wheel?"
  • (Jean Smart) "What kind of a friend would I be if I weren't willing to sleep with your husband?"
  • (Jean Smart) "See, I'm gonna get my name in the paper by creating a huge scene. As she walks down the runway, I'm gonna pelt Kate Moss with a jelly doughnut."
  • (Jean Smart) "I may be cruel, vindictive, and sarcastic, but I do have a heart."
  • (Dan O'Donahue) "-- and a portion of your liver."

Dan O'Donahue as Dot Emerson

  • (Dan O'Donahue) "Is that real fur you're wearing?"
  • (Jayne Meadows) "Relax. They died of cancer."
  • (Dan O'Donahue) "Oh, Zsa Zsa called again. She's threatening to write a tell all book about her love life, wants us to publish it. What'd you say?"
  • (Luigi Amodeo) "Same as last time, "we don't do the science fiction.""
  • (Dan O'Donahue) "You are the kindest, sweetest woman I know. Of course, if someone were having a seizure in your bathtub, you'd throw in you laundry."
  • (Dan O'Donahue) "Val really has a point."
  • (Jean Smart) "And her hair covers it nicely."

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