High School Musical Quotes

High School Musical is a Musical film that debuted in 2006 on Disney Channel. High School Musical stopped airing in 1970.

It features Don Schain as producer, David Nessim Lawrence as composer, and Gordon Lonsdale as head of cinematography.

High School Musical is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of High School Musical is 98 minutes long. High School Musical is produced by First Street Films, and Salty Productions and distributed by Disney-ABC Domestic Television. Spinoffs for this show include High School Musical 2.

The cast includes: Zac Efron as Troy Bolton, Alyson Reed as Ms. Darbus, Monique Coleman as Taylor, Olesya Rulin as Kelsi, Ashley Tisdale, as Ryan Evans, Ashley Tisdale, as Sharpay Evans, Corbin Bleu as Chad, Kaycee Stroh as Martha Cox, Ashley Tisdale, as Sharpay, Zac Efron as Mrs. Bolton, Ashley Tisdale, as Ryan, Bart Johnson as Jack Bolton, Socorro Herrera as Mrs. Montez, Nick Whitaker as Alan, and Chris Warren Jr. as Zeke.

High School Musical Quotes

Ashley Tisdale, as Sharpay

• (Ashley Tisdale,) "When's the big game?"
• (Zac Efron) "Uh, two weeks."
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "You are so dedicated, just like me. I hope you come watch me in the musical. Promise? Toodles."
• (Zac Efron) "Toodles."

• (Ashley Tisdale,) "We need to save our show from people who don't know the difference between a Tony Award and Tony Hawk."

• (Ashley Tisdale,) "We gotta do something. Okay, our callbacks are on Thursday, and the basketball game and scholastic decathelon are on Friday --"
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Too bad all of these events weren't happening on the same day, at the same time."
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Well -- that wouldn't work out because then Troy and Gabriella wouldn't be able to make the --"
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "I'm proud to call you my sister."
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "I know."

• (Ashley Tisdale,) "These cookies are genius. The best things I've ever tasted. Will you make some more for me, Zeke?"
• (Chris Warren Jr.) "I might even make you a creme brulee."
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Ooh."

• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Oh. Were you going to sign up, too? My brother and I have starred in all the school productions, and we really welcome new-comers. There are a lot of supporting roles in this show, I'm sure we could find something for you."

• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Maybe we're being Punk'd."
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "What?"
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Maybe we're being filmed right now. Maybe we'll get to meet Ashton."
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Oh, shut up, Ryan."

• (Ashley Tisdale,) "I told you not to do the jazz square."
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "It's a crowd favorite, everyone loves a good jazz square."

• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Wow, an Einsteinette. So why do you think she is interested in our musical?"
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "I'm not sure that she is -- But we needn't concern ourselves with amateurs. But -- there is no harm in making certain that Gabriella is welcome to school activities that are -- well, appropriate for her. After all -- she loves pi."

• (Ashley Tisdale,) "How dare she sign up. I've already picked out the colors for my dressing room."
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Besides, she hasn't even asked our permission to join the drama club."
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Someone's gotta tell her the rules."
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Exactly."
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "-- And what're the rules?"

• (Ashley Tisdale,) "EVERYBODY QUIET./ This is not what I want/ This is not what I planned/ And I just gotta say/ I do not understand./ Some thing is really --"
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "-- something's not right"
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "-- really wrong."

• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Mucho Gusto."
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Ay, que fabulosa. Ay. Ay. Ay."
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Arriba."
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Quien es bailar?"
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Mirame"
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "I believe in dreaming, shooting for the stars."
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Baby, to be number one you've got to raise the bar."
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Kickin' and a scratchin', grindin' out my best."
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Anything it takes to climb the ladder of success."

Zac Efron as Troy Bolton

• (Zac Efron) "Now that's impossible."
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "What's impossible, Troy? I wouldn't think "impossible" was even in your vocabulary."

• (Zac Efron) "Hey. How how you doing?"
• (Zac Efron) "Well, listen, there's something I want to talk to you about."
• (Gabrilla Montez) "and here it is. I know what it's like to carry a load with your friends. I get it. You've got your boys, Troy. It's okay. So we're good."
• (Zac Efron) "Good about what? I was gonna talk to you about the final callbacks."
• (Gabrilla Montez) "I don't wanna do the callbacks either. I mean who are we trying to kid? You've got your team and now I've got mine. I'll do the scholastic decathlon and you win the championships. It's where we belong."
• (Gabrilla Montez) "Go Wildcats."
• (Zac Efron) "But I --"
• (Gabrilla Montez) "Me neither."
• (Zac Efron) "Gabriella?"

• (Zac Efron) "Dad, detention was my fault. Not hers."
• (Bart Johnson) "You haven't missed a practice in three years. That girl shows up --"
• (Zac Efron) "That girl is named Gabriella. And she's very nice."
• (Bart Johnson) "Well, helping you miss practice doesn't make her very nice. Not in my book, or your team's."

• (Gabrilla Montez) "Well, I guess I better go find my Mom and wish her a "Happy New Year.""
• (Zac Efron) "Right, me too. Not your mom, my mom -- and dad."

• (Zac Efron) "I'll sing with her."
• (Alyson Reed) "Troy Bolton? Where is your sports posse, or whatever you call it?"
• (Zac Efron) "Uhh, team."

• (Gabrilla Montez) "When I was singing with you, I felt like just a girl."
• (Zac Efron) "You even look like one too."

• (Zac Efron) "And you're not gonna hear me sing, guys, 'cause Gabriella won't even talk to me. And I don't know why."
• (Corbin Bleu) "Um, we do."
• (Chris Warren Jr.) "Here, I baked this fresh this morning. You might want to try some before you hear the rest."

• (Zac Efron) "I'll call you, I'll call you tomorrow."
• (Gabrilla Montez) "Yeah."
• (Zac Efron) "Here put your number in. Here."
• (Gabrilla Montez) "You too."
• (Zac Efron) "There you go. Well, just, so you know singing with you was the most fun I've had on this entire vacation. So, uh, where do you live?"
• (Zac Efron) "Gabriella."

• (Zac Efron) "Coach said to fake right and break left / Watch out for the pick and keep an eye on defense / Gotta run the give and go and take the ball to the hole / And don't be afraid to shoot the outside "J" / Just keep your head in the game / Just keep ya head in the game."

• (Zac Efron) "Should I go for it? I better shake this. Yikes."

• (Unnamed) "From our team to yours."
• (Unnamed) "G-O-D-R-A-M-A-C-L-U-B"
• (Zac Efron) "Exclamation point."
• (Alyson Reed) "Well, looks like us Wildcats are in for an interesting afternoon."
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Go, go-go dray, go drame?"
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Drame?"

• (Zac Efron) "Dad, did you ever think about trying something new, but were afraid of what your friends might think?"
• (Bart Johnson) "What, you mean like going left? You're doing great."

• (Gabrilla Montez) "I can't do this, Troy. Not with everyone staring at me --"
• (Zac Efron) "Hey, hey, hey. Look at me- right at me. Like the first time together, remember --"
• (Zac Efron) "Like kindergarten."

• (Gabrilla Montez) "In my other schools, I was the freaky math girl. It's cool coming here and being -- whoever I wanna be. So, you wanna do the callbacks?"
• (Zac Efron) "Hey, just call me freaky callback boy."

• (Zac Efron) "Hey. How's it going? So anyways"
• (Jason) "Dream? Do you remember the night before?"
• (Zac Efron) "No, all I remember is like pink jelly."

• (Zac Efron) "Oh -- an equation."

• (Zac Efron) "Sharpay's kinda cute too."
• (Corbin Bleu) "Yeah, so is a mountain lion, but you don't pet it."

• (Zac Efron) "Okay, now we will only be able to do this if we all work together."

• (Zac Efron) "I gotta get my, get my head in the game."
• (Unnamed) "You gotta get'cha, get'cha, get'cha, get'cha head in the game."

• (Gabrilla Montez) "Do you remember in kindergarten how you'd meet a kid and know nothing about them, then 10 seconds later you're playing like you're best friends, because you didn't have to be anything but yourself?"
• (Zac Efron) "Yeah."
• (Gabrilla Montez) "Singing with you felt like that."

• (Zac Efron) "That's travelling. No, that's really bad travelling."

• (Zac Efron) "She has an amazing voice."
• (Alyson Reed) "Perhaps the next musicale."

• (Gabrilla Montez) "Well, you sound like you've done a lot of singing, too."
• (Zac Efron) "Yeah, my showerhead is very impressed with me."

• (Gabrilla Montez) "The Wildcats' superstar is -- afraid?"
• (Zac Efron) "No, no, I'm not afraid. I'm just -- scared."

• (Zac Efron) "Callbacks the same day as the game?"
• (Gabrilla Montez) "And the scholastic decathlon."
• (Monique Coleman) "Why would they do this?"
• (Corbin Bleu) "I smell a rat named Darbus --"
• (Olesya Rulin) "Actually, I think it's two rats, neither of them named Darbus."
• (Corbin Bleu) "Do you know something about this -- small person?"
• (Olesya Rulin) "Miss Darbus might think she's protecting the show, but Ryan and Sharpay are pretty much only concerned with protecting themselves."
• (Corbin Bleu) "Do you know what I'm gonna do to those two overmoussed showdogs?"
• (Zac Efron) "Nothing. We're not gonna do anything to them. Except sing -- maybe. All right. Now this is only going to happen; if we all work together -- Now who's in?"

• (Zac Efron) "So dude, you know that school musical thing? Umm, is it true you get extra credit just for auditioning?"
• (Corbin Bleu) "Who cares?"
• (Zac Efron) "You know it's always good to get extra credit, for -- college."
• (Corbin Bleu) "Do you ever think Lebron James or Shaquille O'Neil auditioned for their school musical?"
• (Zac Efron) "Maybe?"

Bart Johnson as Jack Bolton

• (Bart Johnson) "Where's my team, Darbus?"
• (Bart Johnson) "What the heck are those two doing in a tree?"
• (Alyson Reed) "It's called crime and punishment, Bolton. Beside, proximity to the arts is cleansing for the soul."
• (Bart Johnson) "Can we have a talk? Please?"
• (Bart Johnson) "And you two, in the gym -- now."

• (Bart Johnson) "You're the playmaker -- not a singer -- right?"
• (Zac Efron) "Did you ever think that maybe I could be both?"

• (Bart Johnson) "Where's Troy and Chad?"
• (Bart Johnson) "Don't make me ask again."
• (Bart Johnson) "Where's Troy and Chad?"
• (Unnamed) "Detention."

Alyson Reed as Ms. Darbus

• (Alyson Reed) "Mr. Danforth. This is a place of learning, not a hockey arena."

• (Alyson Reed) "What is going on here?"
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Look at this. That Gabriella girl just dumped her lunch on me. On purpose. It's all part of their plan to ruin our musical. And Troy and his basketball robots are obviously behind it. Why do you think they auditioned? After all the work you've put into this show --"
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "-- it just doesn't seem right."

• (Alyson Reed) "This school is about more than just young men in baggy shorts flinging balls for touchdowns."
• (Bart Johnson) "Baskets. Uh, they shoot baskets."

• (Alyson Reed) "That'll be 15 minutes for you as well, Mr. Danforth. Count 'em."
• (Monique Coleman) "That might be difficult for Chad, since he probably can't count that high."

• (Alyson Reed) "And while we are working, let us probe the mounting evils of cell phones -- perhaps the most heinous example of cell phone use is ringing in the theatre. The theatre is a chapel of arts, a precious cornucopia of creative energy."

• (Principal Matsui) "So Coach, how's the team? Is Troy whipping them into shape?"
• (Alyson Reed) "Ugh."

• (Alyson Reed) "Was that a cell phone?"
• (Olesya Rulin) "No ma'am, that was the warning bell."
• (Alyson Reed) "Aah."

• (Alyson Reed) "All right, Bolton. Cards on the table right now."
• (Bart Johnson) "Huh?"
• (Alyson Reed) "You're tweaked because I put your stars in detention and now you're getting even?"
• (Bart Johnson) "What're you talking about. Darbus?"
• (Alyson Reed) "Your all-star son showed up at my audition. Now, I give every student an even chance, which is a long and honorable tradition in the theater, something that you wouldn't understand, but if he is planning some sort of a practical joke in my chapel of the arts --"
• (Bart Johnson) "Troy doesn't even sing."
• (Alyson Reed) "Oh, well, you're wrong about that, but I will not allow my 'Twinkle Town Musicale' to be made into farce."
• (Bart Johnson) "Twinkle Town?"
• (Alyson Reed) "See, I knew it. I knew it."
• (Bart Johnson) "Sounds like a winner. Good luck on Broadway."

Corbin Bleu as Chad

• (Corbin Bleu) "The team voted you the winning ball."
• (Zac Efron) "Thanks, thanks a lot man."

• (Corbin Bleu) "No. You do not want to get into that, man. Too much drama."

• (Corbin Bleu) "Look, you're a hoops dude. Not a musical singer person. Have you ever seen Michael Crawford on a cereal box?"
• (Zac Efron) "Who's Michael Crawford?"
• (Corbin Bleu) "Exactly my point. He was the "Phantom of the Opera" on Broadway. Now my mom, she's seen that musical 27 times and she put Michael Crawford's picture in our refrigerator. Not on it. IN it. So my point is, if you play basketball, you'll end up on the cereal box. If you sing in musicals, you'll end up in my mom's refrigerator."
• (Zac Efron) "Why would she put his picture in your refrigerator?"
• (Corbin Bleu) "I don't know, one of her crazy diet ideas. Look, I don't attempt to understand the female mind, Troy."
• (Corbin Bleu) "It's frightening territory."
• (Corbin Bleu) "How can you expect the rest of us to be focused on a game when you're off somewhere in leotards singing 'Twinkle Town' --"
• (Zac Efron) "No one said anything about leotards."
• (Corbin Bleu) "Not yet my friend, but just you wait."
• (Corbin Bleu) "I tried to tell him, Miss Falstaff. I really did."

• (Corbin Bleu) "So, you're coming with me to the after-party, right?"
• (Monique Coleman) "As in, like, a date?"
• (Corbin Bleu) "Must be your lucky day."

• (Corbin Bleu) "What spell has this elevated IQ temptress girl cast that suddenly makes you wanna be in a musical?"
• (Zac Efron) "Look, I just did it. Who cares?"
• (Corbin Bleu) "Who cares? How about your most loyal best friend?"

• (Corbin Bleu) "Okay, so, my watch is 7:45 Mountain Standard Time. Are we synced?"
• (Monique Coleman) "Whatever."
• (Corbin Bleu) "All right. Then we're on a go mode for lunch period. Exactly 12:05."
• (Monique Coleman) "Yes, Chad. We're a go."
• (Monique Coleman) "But we're not Charlie's Angels, okay?"
• (Corbin Bleu) "I can dream, can't I?"

• (Corbin Bleu) "Hey, the whole team's htting the gym for free period, what do you want us to run?"
• (Zac Efron) "I can't; I, uh, have to catch up on, uh, homework."
• (Corbin Bleu) "What? It's only the second day back, even I'm not even behind on homework yet. And I've been behind on homework since preschool."
• (Zac Efron) "That's hilarious. I'll catch you later?"

• (Corbin Bleu) "WHAT TEAM?"
• (Unnamed) "WILDCATS."
• (Corbin Bleu) "WHAT TEAM?"
• (Unnamed) "WILDCATS."
• (Corbin Bleu) "WHAT TEAM?"
• (Unnamed) "WILDCATS."
• (Corbin Bleu) "WILDCATS?"
• (Unnamed) "GETCHA' HEAD IN THE GAME."

• (Corbin Bleu) "Look, that music in those shows isn't hip-hop, okay, or rock, or anything essential to culture. It's all show music. It's all costumes and makeup -- oh, dude, it's frightening."
• (Zac Efron) "Yeah, I know. I just thought it would be a good laugh."

• (Corbin Bleu) "People are starting to do other stuff. Okay, stuff that's not their stuff."

Monique Coleman as Taylor

• (Gabrilla Montez) "Did you ever feel like there was a whole other person inside you just looking for a way to come out?"
• (Monique Coleman) "No. Not really."

• (Gabrilla Montez) "How well do you know Troy Bolton?"
• (Monique Coleman) "Troy? Well, I don't consider myself an expert on that particular sub-species. But, unless you know how to speak cheerleader, as in --"
• (Monique Coleman) ""Ohmygosh, isn't Troy Bolton just the hottie superbomb?""
• (Monique Coleman) "See what I mean?"
• (Gabrilla Montez) "I guess I don't know how to speak cheerleader."
• (Monique Coleman) "Which is why we exist in an alternate universe from Troy the basketball boy."

• (Monique Coleman) "The answer is yes."
• (Gabrilla Montez) "Huh?"
• (Monique Coleman) "Our Scholastic Decathlon team has its first competition next week and there is certainly a spot for you."
• (Gabrilla Montez) "Where did those come from?"
• (Monique Coleman) "Didn't you put them in my locker?"
• (Gabrilla Montez) "Of course not --"
• (Monique Coleman) "Well, we'd love to have you on the team. We meet almost everyday after school. Please?"
• (Gabrilla Montez) "I need to catch up on the curriculum here first before I think about joining any clubs."
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Well, what a perfect way to get caught up. Meeting with the smartest kids in school. What a generous offer, Taylor."

• (Gabrilla Montez) "Why is everybody staring at you?"
• (Monique Coleman) "Not me, you."
• (Gabrilla Montez) "Because of the callbacks? I can't have people staring at me. I really can't."

Chris Warren Jr. as Zeke

• (Chris Warren Jr.) "Hey Sharpay. I just thought that since Troy Bolton was going to be in your show, I --"
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Troy Bolton is not in my show."
• (Chris Warren Jr.) "Okay, um, well I just thought maybe, um, you could watch me play ball sometime or something."
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "I'd rather stick pins in my eyes."
• (Chris Warren Jr.) "Well, wouldn't that be awfully uncomfortable?"
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Evaporate, tall person."

• (Chris Warren Jr.) "I guess the ice princess has come back from the North Pole."
• (Corbin Bleu) "She probably spent the holidays the way she always does."
• (Jason) "How's that?"
• (Corbin Bleu) "Shopping for mirrors."
• (Jason) "Ooooh."

Socorro Herrera as Mrs. Montez

• (Socorro Herrera) "Gabby, it's New Year's Eve. Enough reading."
• (Gabrilla Montez) "But mom, I'm almost done."
• (Socorro Herrera) "The teen party? I've laid out your best clothes. Come get ready."
• (Gabrilla Montez) "Can I have my book back?"

Olesya Rulin as Kelsi

• (Olesya Rulin) "Oh, actually, if you do the part with that particular song, I imagined it much slow --"
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "If we do the part?"
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Kelsi, my sawed-off Sondheim, I've been in seventeen school productions. And how many times have your compositions been slipped in?"
• (Olesya Rulin) "This would be the first."
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Which tells us what?"
• (Olesya Rulin) "That I need to write you more solos?"
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "No. It tells us that you do not offer direction, suggestion, or commentary. And you should be thankful that me and Ryan are here to lift your music out of its current obscurity. Are we clear?"
• (Olesya Rulin) "Yes ma'am. I mean, Sharpay."
• (Ashley Tisdale,) "Nice talking to you."

Kaycee Stroh as Martha Cox

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Nick Whitaker as Alan

• (Nick Whitaker) "It's hard to believe that I couldn't sneeze, er see, See that you were always there right next to beside me"
• (Alyson Reed) "Alan I admire your spunk -- As to your singing, that's a wonderful tie you're wearing. Next."

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