Her Alibi Quotes

Her Alibi is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Her Alibi completed its run in 1970.

It features Keith Barish as producer, and Georges Delerue in charge of musical score.

Each episode of Her Alibi is 94 minutes long. Her Alibi is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Tom Selleck as Phil Blackwood, Paulina Porizkova as Nina, and William Daniels as Sam.

Her Alibi Quotes

Tom Selleck as Phil Blackwood

• (Tom Selleck) "Jesus."
• (Paulina Porizkova) "Umm -- I do not like bugs."
• (Tom Selleck) "Well, neither do I, but I usually scream at them and -- hit 'em with a rolled up copy of "Sports Illustrated.""

• (Tom Selleck) "Despite the dozens of ravishing creatures begging to be part of his life, Swift had lived alone since his wife -- was incinerated several years before, when the microwave went berserk during a thunderstorm."

• (Tom Selleck) "As the Japanese servants cleared away the remnants of Swift's gourmet meal, he and the girl exchanged sparkling repartee. His turn of phrase clearly had her entranced."

• (Tom Selleck) "They let their towels drop to the floor. His eyes explored every inch of her glistening wet body. Her eyes explored every inch of his -- muscled torso. He took her in his arms. Her breasts squashed against him like ripe pomegranates. They kissed. She nearly passed out from the rapture of the moment -- but Swift, familiar with this reaction from past encounters, gathered her in his arms as her body went limp, and carried her into his bedroom."

• (Tom Selleck) "As he lifted the 400-pound weights above his head, he was in agony -- but he bore it in silence."

• (Tom Selleck) "I thought you said you "drove" in Romania."
• (Paulina Porizkova) "This IS how we drive in Romania."

• (Tom Selleck) "Swift realized the only chance for the child lay in his hands. Unconcerned for his own safety, Swift scaled the towering wall of the embassy, bracing himself against the powerful Alpine winds. He calmly walked the crest of the roof; at least 300 feet above the cold slate of the courtyard. The tile broke in his grasp, and the startled screams of the women watching rose like prayers from far below -- Finally, Swift reached the terrified child and, holding him tightly, swung him through the bay window of the embassy into his mother's outstretched -- and eternally grateful arms."

• (Tom Selleck) "I love her -- I'm terrified of her."
• (William Daniels) "Sounds like the normal relationship."

Paulina Porizkova as Nina

• (Paulina Porizkova) "Did you sleep well?"
• (Tom Selleck) "Sure. Why not? And you?"
• (Paulina Porizkova) "Hmm -- okay."
• (Tom Selleck) "You're reading one of my books -- I thought you were strictly Proust and Dostoevsky?"
• (Paulina Porizkova) "Well, I could not go to sleep last night and I knew this would help."

William Daniels as Sam

• (William Daniels) "You think she's really trying to kill you?"
• (Tom Selleck) "No --. Yes -- Maybe -- Of course not --. I don't know. Why do you ask?"
• (William Daniels) "Because if she kills you, I'm next. That's why."

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