Henry Gamble's Birthday Party Quotes

Henry Gamble's Birthday Party is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Henry Gamble's Birthday Party stopped airing in 1970.

It features Stephen Cone as producer, Page Campbell in charge of musical score, and Jason Chiu as head of cinematography.

Henry Gamble's Birthday Party is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Henry Gamble's Birthday Party is 87 minutes long. Henry Gamble's Birthday Party is distributed by Wolfe Video.

The cast includes: Elizabeth Laidlaw as Kat Gamble, Cole Doman as Henry Gamble, Joe Keery as Gabe, Melanie Neilan as Christine, Grace Melon as Heather, Jack Ball as Jon, Zoe Tyson as Cheyenne, Kelly O'Sullivan as Candice Noble, and Pat Healy as Bob Gamble.

Henry Gamble's Birthday Party Quotes

Kelly O'Sullivan as Candice Noble

• (Kelly O'Sullivan) "People don't choose their race in the way that they choose to be gay."

Jack Ball as Jon

• (Jack Ball) "It's not a good thing, that's for sure."
• (Zoe Tyson) "Well, what do you think?"
• (Kelly O'Sullivan) "Well -- I mean, I think Christ teaches us to love everyone."
• (Jack Ball) "Yeah."
• (Jack Ball) "Whether they're addicts or criminals or gay people."

Elizabeth Laidlaw as Kat Gamble

• (Elizabeth Laidlaw) "Something happened to me and I'm not sure what I'm becoming."

• (Elizabeth Laidlaw) "You need to spend some time with your boy."
• (Pat Healy) "But he needs you."
• (Elizabeth Laidlaw) "No, he needs you more. He needs your blessing."

Cole Doman as Henry Gamble

• (Cole Doman) "How big is yours?"
• (Joe Keery) "Soft or hard?"
• (Cole Doman) "Hard."
• (Joe Keery) "I don't know. Last time I checked it was, like, six inches, but that was in -- like, seventh grade, so it probably grew."
• (Cole Doman) "Oh."
• (Joe Keery) "It's probably more like seven now, maybe even eight."
• (Cole Doman) "Do you want to measure it now?"
• (Joe Keery) "I'm not hard."
• (Cole Doman) "Oh."
• (Joe Keery) "Are you?"
• (Cole Doman) "No."
• (Joe Keery) "How big are YOU?"
• (Cole Doman) "Like -- six and a half."
• (Joe Keery) "That's cool. Not bad."

Melanie Neilan as Christine

• (Melanie Neilan) "I'm gay."
• (Cole Doman) "Wait. What? Seriously?"
• (Melanie Neilan) "Yeah. How did you not know this?"
• (Cole Doman) "I -- I don't know these things."
• (Melanie Neilan) "Wait, wait, so do you have, like, a problem with it?"
• (Grace Melon) "Surely YOU don't."
• (Cole Doman) "Wait. What does THAT mean?"

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