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Hellboy (2004 film) Quotes

Hellboy (2004 film) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Hellboy ended its run in 1970.

It features Lawrence Gordon; Mike Richardson; Lloyd Levin as producer, Marco Beltrami in charge of musical score, and Guillermo Navarro as head of cinematography.

Hellboy (2004 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Hellboy (2004 film) is 122 minutes long. Hellboy (2004 film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Rupert Evans as John Myers, Doug Jones as Abe Sapien, Ron Perlman as Hellboy, Selma Blair as Liz Sherman, John Hurt as Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm, Jeffrey Tambor as Tom Manning, and Karel Roden as Grigori Rasputin.

Hellboy (2004 film) Quotes

Doug Jones as Abe Sapien

  • (Doug Jones) "You've been burned by some kind of organic acid."
  • (Ron Perlman) "I'm lucky that way."
  • (Doug Jones) "Harbinger of Pestilence, Seed of Destr --"
  • (Ron Perlman) "Cut to the end, will ya? How do I kill it?"
  • (Doug Jones) "Hmm, doesn't say."
  • (Doug Jones) "Behind this door, a dark entity. Evil, ancient and hungry."
  • (Ron Perlman) "Oh, well. Let me go in and say hi."
  • (Doug Jones) "We lead a charmed life."
  • (Doug Jones) "If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. And I'm stuck in here, so look after the big lug for me, will you?"
  • (Doug Jones) "How long did he touch you?"
  • (Ron Perlman) "I don't know? About 5 seconds?"
  • (Doug Jones) "Touched you five seconds, laid three eggs."
  • (Ron Perlman) "Didn't even buy me a drink."
  • (Doug Jones) "Don't worry about fingerprints. Never had any."
  • (Doug Jones) "Red, you need to hear the rest of the information."
  • (Ron Perlman) "Nah, he's taken care of."
  • (Doug Jones) "No, listen to this. Sammael, the Desolate One, Lord of the Shadows, Son of Nergal --"
  • (Doug Jones) "-- hound of resurrection."
  • (Ron Perlman) "See, I don't like that."
  • (Doug Jones) "What? Hound of resurrection?"
  • (Ron Perlman) "Mmm."
  • (Doug Jones) "Professor -- you are very sick."
  • (John Hurt) "I don't want Hellboy to know."

Jeffrey Tambor as Tom Manning

  • (Jeffrey Tambor) "I have a question. Why is it, in these pictures, pictures of aliens, UFOs, the yeti, Hellboy, why is it they're always out of focus?"
  • (Jeffrey Tambor) "So, how many escapes, this year alone? Five."
  • (John Hurt) "Tom, he's our guest, not a prisoner."
  • (Jeffrey Tambor) "Yeah, well, your guest happens to be six-foot five, bright red, has a tail, and is government funded."
  • (Jeffrey Tambor) "Have you found them yet?"
  • (Ron Perlman) "I got 'em right below me. Matter of minutes."
  • (Jeffrey Tambor) "Okay, good. Could you hurry up, because it's a -- it's a little spooky in here."
  • (Jeffrey Tambor) "Let me tell you; let me tell you something about the Bureau of --"
  • (Television Host) "Paranormal Research and Defense."
  • (Jeffrey Tambor) "-- of Paranormal Research and Defense: there is no such thing."
  • (Jeffrey Tambor) "You know what my problem with you is? You're reckless. Those two men trusted you to lead them as a team. Where were you?"
  • (Ron Perlman) "I knew those men better than you did."
  • (Jeffrey Tambor) "Ah, I see. That makes it all right then."
  • (Ron Perlman) "No, it doesn't make it all right, but I stopped that thing, didn't I?"
  • (Jeffrey Tambor) "Yeah, that's what you do. That's why we need you. You have an insight. You know monsters."
  • (Ron Perlman) "What are you trying to say?"
  • (Jeffrey Tambor) "This whole thing is a farce, because in the end, after you've killed and captured every freak out there; there's still one left: you."
  • (Ron Perlman) "Manning, I wish I could be more gracious, but --"
  • (Jeffrey Tambor) "Hey, fish stick. Don't touch anything."
  • (Doug Jones) "I need to touch it to see."
  • (Jeffrey Tambor) "See what?"
  • (Doug Jones) "Past, future. Whatever this object holds."

John Hurt as Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm

  • (John Hurt) "In the absence of light, darkness prevails. There are things that go bump in the night, Agent Myers. Make no mistake about that. And we are the ones who bump back."
  • (John Hurt) "Subject, Karl Ruprecht Kroenen. Born in Munich, 1897. Suffered from a masochistic compulsion commonly known as "surgical addiction". Both eyelids surgically removed, along with his upper and lower lip, making speech impossible. The blood in his veins dried up decades ago. Only dust remains."
  • (John Hurt) "Four broken vertebrae. A steel rod inserted into his pelvis kept him upright -- what horrible will could keep such a creature as this alive?"
  • (John Hurt) "Unique. That is a word you will hear frequently around here."
  • (John Hurt) "A 16-century statue was destroyed. Saint Dionysius the Areopagite."
  • (Ron Perlman) "Who wards off demons."
  • (John Hurt) "The statue, however, was hollow."
  • (Ron Perlman) "A reliquary?"
  • (John Hurt) "A prison. The Vatican thought its occupant dangerous enough to include it on the list of Avignon, of which, by the way, we hold a copy."
  • (Ron Perlman) "Perfect job for these babies. Made 'em myself. Holy water, clover leaf, silver shavings, white oak -- the works."
  • (John Hurt) "I wish you would take better care of yourself. I'm not going to be around for ever, you know."
  • (Ron Perlman) "DAD."
  • (John Hurt) "1937: Hitler joins the Thule Society, a group of German aristocrats obsessed with the occult. In 1938, he acquired the spear of Longinus, which pierced the side of Christ. He who holds it becomes invincible. Hitler's power increases tenfold. 1943: President Roosevelt decides to fight back. The Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense is born. 1958: the Occult Wars finally come to an end with the death of Adolf Hitler."
  • (Rupert Evans) "1945, you mean. Hitler died in '45."
  • (John Hurt) "Did he now?"

Selma Blair as Liz Sherman

  • (Selma Blair) "Marco. Marco. Get your big red butt down here."
  • (Selma Blair) "Sparky to Big Red --"
  • (Ron Perlman) "Sparky? Who came up with that? Myers?"
  • (Selma Blair) "In the dark I heard your voice, what did you say?"
  • (Ron Perlman) "I said, "Hey, you, on the other side; let her go. Because for her I will cross over, and then you'll be sorry.""
  • (Selma Blair) "Red, white, whatever. Guys are all the same."
  • (Selma Blair) "You should be running."

Karel Roden as Grigori Rasputin

  • (Karel Roden) "He disclosed to me the child's true name. Would you like to know it?"
  • (John Hurt) "I already know what to call him. I call him "son"."
  • (Karel Roden) "Open the final lock."
  • (Rupert Evans) "Remember who you are."
  • (Karel Roden) "Believe me, I have lived long enough to know. Not a tear will be shed for this world."
  • (Rupert Evans) "You have a choice. Your father gave you that."
  • (Karel Roden) "No, you don't. There is no choice. Now, open it. DO IT."
  • (Karel Roden) "What have you done?"
  • (Ron Perlman) "I CHOSE."
  • (Karel Roden) "You will never understand what kind of power you have."
  • (Ron Perlman) "I guess I'll have to find some way to live with that."
  • (Karel Roden) "Salt, gathered from the tears of a thousand angels, restraining the essence of Sammael, the Hellhound. The Seed of Destruction. This I can promise, Sammael, for every one of you that falls, two shall arise."

Ron Perlman as Hellboy

  • (Agent Clay) "This doesn't really look like doll's hair. Be honest, what do you think, Red?"
  • (Ron Perlman) "I'm thinking about doing it myself."
  • (Ron Perlman) "YOU DAMNED MONSTER."
  • (Ron Perlman) "How you doing back there, Ivan?"
  • (Ivan Klimatovich) "If I still had legs, I'd kick your ass."
  • (Ron Perlman) "Could you hold this guy for a while? He is so negative."
  • (Ron Perlman) "Waiting for me, chunk-face?"
  • (Ron Perlman) "You guys comin' or what?"
  • (Ron Perlman) "Liz?"
  • (Selma Blair) "Some things never change."
  • (Ron Perlman) "LIZ."
  • (Ron Perlman) "You did it buddy. You DID IT."
  • (Ron Perlman) "Myers? Pop?"
  • (Ron Perlman) "Didn't I kill you already?"
  • (Ron Perlman) "What landed you this job, pushing "pamcakes"?"
  • (Ron Perlman) "Hey. Hey. Hey. They're playing our song."
  • (Ron Perlman) "Aw, crap."
  • (Ron Perlman) "Second date, no tongue."
  • (Ron Perlman) "OW. HEY. I'm on your side."
  • (Train Driver) "Huh. Sure."
  • (Ron Perlman) "Hey. Stinky."
  • (Ron Perlman) "Red means stop."
  • (Ron Perlman) "I hate those comic books. They never get the eyes right."
  • (Ron Perlman) "Open wide."
  • (Ron Perlman) "You killed my father, your ass is mine."
  • (Ron Perlman) "IT'S FOR YOU."
  • (Ron Perlman) "This is Ivan Klimatovich. Say hi, Ivan."
  • (Ivan Klimatovich) "Go that way, Red Monkey."
  • (Ron Perlman) "What you having? Six library guards, raw, plus belts and boots. Man, you're gonna need some heavy fiber to move that out."
  • (Ron Perlman) "I'm gonna be sore in the mornin'."
  • (Ron Perlman) "Hurts, doesn't it? You shouldn't hurt PEOPLE."
  • (Ron Perlman) "Hey Myers, you're a talker. What's a good word, a solid word for "need"?"
  • (Rupert Evans) "Well, "need" is a good, solid word."
  • (Ron Perlman) "Nah. Too needy."
  • (Ron Perlman) "Look at them ugly suckers, Blue. One sheet of glass between us and them."
  • (Doug Jones) "Story of my life."
  • (Ron Perlman) "I'm fireproof, you're not."
  • (Ron Perlman) "Hey, Sparky -- tell everyone to turn on their locator belts if anyone sees anything."
  • (Rupert Evans) "Are you sure about this?"
  • (Ron Perlman) "On a scale of one to ten, two."
  • (Ron Perlman) "I wish I could do something about this. But I can't. But I can promise you two things. One: I'll always look this good."
  • (Ron Perlman) "Two: I'll never give up on you -- ever."
  • (Selma Blair) "I like that."
  • (Ron Perlman) "Good."
  • (Ron Perlman) "She took his picture. DAMN. She took his picture. She took his picture."
  • (Ron Perlman) "Are you okay?"
  • (Ron Perlman) "You'd better stay here. I'll find a way out. We'll come back for you."
  • (Jeffrey Tambor) "You call that thing a cigar?"
  • (Ron Perlman) "Yup."
  • (Jeffrey Tambor) "You never, ever light a cigar that way."
  • (Jeffrey Tambor) "Use a wooden match. It preserves the flavor."
  • (Ron Perlman) "Thank you."
  • (Jeffrey Tambor) "My job."
  • (Ron Perlman) "Outside. I could be outside."
  • (Doug Jones) "You mean, outside with her."
  • (Ron Perlman) "Don't get psychic with me, fella."
  • (Doug Jones) "Nothing psychic about it. You're easy."
  • (Ron Perlman) "How am I gonna get a girl? I drive around in a garbage truck."
  • (Doug Jones) "Liz left us, Red. Take the hint."
  • (Ron Perlman) "We don't take hints."
  • (Ron Perlman) "Mmmmmm nachos."

Rupert Evans as John Myers

  • (Rupert Evans) "What is that thing?"
  • (Ron Perlman) "Ah crap."
  • (Ron Perlman) "I'll go ask."
  • (Rupert Evans) "Hey, no one goes with him? Jesus."
  • (Doug Jones) "No. He likes it that way. The whole "lonely hero" thing."
  • (Rupert Evans) "He doesn't want me with him. I know that much. He respects Clay, not me."
  • (John Hurt) "You're doing fine."
  • (Rupert Evans) "No, I'm not. Look, I'm really sorry, but I'm not your guy."
  • (John Hurt) "I'm dying, Agent Myers. Like any father, I worry about him."
  • (John Hurt) "In medieval stories, there is often a young knight who is inexperienced, but pure of heart."
  • (Rupert Evans) "Oh, come on. I am not pure of heart."
  • (Doug Jones) "Yes, you are."
  • (John Hurt) "Rasputin is back for him. What I'm asking of you is to have the courage to stand by him when I am gone. He was born a demon; we can't change that. But you will help him, in essence, to become a man."
  • (Rupert Evans) ""What makes a man a man?" a friend of mine once wondered. Is it his origins? The way he comes to life? I don't think so. It's the choices he makes. Not how he starts things, but how he decides to end them."
  • (Rupert Evans) "My uncle used to say that we like people for their qualities but we love them for their defects."
  • (Rupert Evans) "Are you going to be -- okay? Alone?"
  • (Ron Perlman) "How big can it be?"
  • (Agent Clay) "So you met the fish guy, right?"
  • (Rupert Evans) "Oh, yeah. That was weird."
  • (Agent Clay) "Yeah, right. Well, come on in. Meet the rest of the family."

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