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Hell Comes to Quahog Quotes

Hell Comes to Quahog is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Hell Comes to Quahog stopped airing in 1970.

Hell Comes to Quahog Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Mr. Fatass and his drunk friends left me at the skating rink."
  • (Unnamed) "Dude, this car kicks ass, and I can watch Madagascar while I'm driving."
  • (Unnamed) "What kind of music do you like, Gloria?"
  • (Unnamed) "Hippo-hop. WOOHOO. Yeah, baby."
  • (Unnamed) "Those animals are so f***ing funny they make me wanna merge without looking."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, Rumsfeld."
  • (Unnamed) "Brian, spit on me."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, now tell me I'm scum."
  • (Unnamed) "How's that going to help cool you off?"
  • (Unnamed) "Huh?"
  • (Unnamed) "Man, this sucks worse than Easter Sunday at Richard Gere's house."
  • (Richard Gere) "Okay, find the Easter egg."
  • (Unnamed) "I know where it is. It's in your butt."
  • (Richard Gere) "No."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah -- I know the story. It's in your butt."
  • (Richard Gere) "Mr. Griffin, if you'd just look on the ground for five seconds, I'm sure you'd find it."
  • (Unnamed) "Nope, in your butt."
  • (Richard Gere) "Look, I'm tired of this stupid rumor."
  • (Unnamed) "In your butt."
  • (Richard Gere) "Mr. Griffin --"
  • (Unnamed) "Butt."
  • (Richard Gere) "Mr. Griffin --"
  • (Unnamed) "Butt."
  • (Richard Gere) "You know what? Just get the hell out of here."
  • (Unnamed) "Fine. Weirdo."
  • (TV Announcer) "We now return to Showgirls --"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah."
  • (TV Announcer) "-on TBS."
  • (Unnamed) "Aww."
  • (Unnamed) "Who's sober enough to drive?"
  • (Unnamed) "OK, who's drunk, but that special kind of drunk, that you're a better driver because you know you're drunk. You know the kinda drunk that you probably shouldn't drive but you do anyway, because -- come on, you gotta get a car home, right, I mean what do they expect me to do? Take a bus? Is that what they want? For me to take a bus? Well screw that. You take a bus."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm that kind of drunk."

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