Hedwig and the Angry Inch (film) Quotes

Hedwig and the Angry Inch (film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Hedwig and the Angry Inch stopped airing in 1970.

It features Christine Vachon, Katie Roumel, and Pamela Koffler as producer, Stephen Trask in charge of musical score, and Frank G. DeMarco as head of cinematography.

Hedwig and the Angry Inch (film) is recorded in English, and German and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Hedwig and the Angry Inch (film) is 92 minutes long. Hedwig and the Angry Inch (film) is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Alberta Watson as Hedwig, Michael Pitt as Tommy, Miriam Shor as Yitzhak, John Cameron Mitchell as Hansel, Andrea Martin as Phyllis, and Rob Campbell as Krzysztof.

Hedwig and the Angry Inch (film) Quotes

Alberta Watson as Hedwig

• (Alberta Watson) "It is clear that I must find my other half. But is it a he or a she? What does this person look like? Identical to me? Or somehow complementary? Does my other half have what I don't? Did he get the looks? The luck? The love? Were we really separated forceably or did he just run off with the good stuff? Or did I? Will this person embarrass me? What about sex? Is that how we put ourselves back together again? Or can two people actually become one again?"

• (Alberta Watson) "How did some slip of a girly boy from communist East Berlin become the internationally ignored song stylist barely standing before you?"

• (Alberta Watson) "That song was by a young mister Kurt Cobain; now that kid's got a future."

• (Alberta Watson) "Our apartment was so small, that mother made me play in the oven. Late at night I would listen to the voices of the American masters, Tony Tennille, Debby Boone, Anne Murray who was actually a Canadian working in the American idiom. And then there were the crypto-homo rockers: Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, David Bowie who was actually an idiom working in America and Canada. These artists, they left as deep an impression on me as that oven rack did on my face. To be an American in muskrat love, soft as an easy chair not even the chair, I am I said, have I never been mellow? And the colored girls sing -- doo do doo do doo do doo -- but never with the melody. How could I do it better than Tony or Lou -- HEY BOY, TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE."

• (Alberta Watson) "The road is my home, and my home, the road. And when I think of all the people I have come upon in my travels, I cannot help but think of the people who have come upon me. Tommy, can you hear me? From this milkless tit you have sucked the very business we call show."

• (Alberta Watson) "I have been having the most wonderful time with; do you remember that 45-year-old divorcee with the hair and the mean look? She came up to me after the show and I thought, "This lady wants a piece of me." So I didn't know what to do. I was alone, I had nothing in my hand, I was going to go for the eyes. She came at me from both sides, somehow, and she just gave me a f***ing hug. She gave me a f***ing hug. Can you figure? Can you f***ing beat that? She gave me; also got a few drinks from it, as well."

• (Alberta Watson) "It's a car wash, ladies and gentlemen."

• (Alberta Watson) "One day in the late mid-eighties, I was in my early late-twenties. I had just been dismissed from University after delivering a brilliant lecture on the aggressive influence of German philosophy on rock 'n' roll entitled 'You, Kant, Always Get What You Want.' At 26, my academic career was over, I had never kissed a boy, and I was still sleeping with mom. Such were the thoughts flooding my tiny head on the day that I was sunning myself -- in an old bomb crater I had discovered near the Wall. I am naked. Face down, on a broken piece of church, inhaling a fragrant westerly breeze."
• (Alberta Watson) "My God I deserve a break today."

• (Alberta Watson) "Ladies and gentlemen, do you like the pelt? Be honest, because some bitch stopped me on the way in. "What poor and unfortunate creature had to die for you to wear that?""
• (Alberta Watson) "My Aunt Trudy, I replied. Walked away ladies and gentlemen, walked away."

• (Alberta Watson) "When it comes to huge openings, a lot of people think of me."

• (Alberta Watson) "How many times do I have to tell you? You don't put a bra in a dryer. It warps."

• (Alberta Watson) "Love the front of me, honey."

• (Alberta Watson) "So if any of you out there are looking for the song that's going to be your big hit, you should pay attention, because we are talking to Phil Collins' people. But then again -- aren't we all?"

• (Alberta Watson) "After my divorce from Luther I scraped by with baby-sitting gigs and odd jobs; mostly the jobs we call blow. I had lost my job at the base PX, and I had lost my gag reflex. You do the math."

• (Alberta Watson) "It's my first day as a woman, already it's that time of the month."

• (Alberta Watson) "My sex change operation got botched; my guardian angel fell asleep on the watch; now all I got is a Barbie doll crotch; I've got an angry inch."

• (Alberta Watson) "He sang me songs."
• (Michael Pitt) "Classics."
• (Alberta Watson) "The bands were new to me: Boston, Kansas, America, Europe, Asia."
• (Alberta Watson) "Travel exhausts me."

John Cameron Mitchell as Hansel

• (John Cameron Mitchell) "Luther is silent for a moment, as he stares at my little bishop in a turtleneck."

• (John Cameron Mitchell) "Jesus says the darndest things."
• (Alberta Watson) "Don't you ever mention that name to me again."
• (John Cameron Mitchell) "But he died for our sins."
• (Alberta Watson) "So did Hitler."
• (John Cameron Mitchell) "Eh?"

Andrea Martin as Phyllis

• (Andrea Martin) "I don't think it's going to help our lawsuit if you continue to st -- if you present the appearance of stalking him."
• (Alberta Watson) "Yeah, you know I don't like that word."

• (Andrea Martin) "I could have your job. Where's my f***ing brooch?"

Michael Pitt as Tommy

• (Michael Pitt) "What do you think? Do you think love lasts forever?"
• (Alberta Watson) "No, but this song does."

• (Michael Pitt) "Eve just wanted to know s***."

• (Michael Pitt) "Oh, God, oh, Hedwig, when Eve was still inside Adam, they were in paradise."
• (Alberta Watson) "That's right, honey."
• (Michael Pitt) "When she was separated from him, that's when paradise was lost. So when she enters him again, paradise will be regained."
• (Alberta Watson) "However you want it, honey. Just kiss me while we do it."

• (Michael Pitt) "What is that?"
• (Alberta Watson) "It's what I have to work with."

• (Michael Pitt) "Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Saviour?"
• (Alberta Watson) "No, but I -- I love his work."

Miriam Shor as Yitzhak

• (Miriam Shor) "f*** you, I'm going to Guam."

Rob Campbell as Krzysztof

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