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Heat Vision and Jack Quotes

Heat Vision and Jack is a Television comedy; Science fiction that debuted in 1970 on Fox Broadcasting Company. Heat Vision and Jack ended its run in 1970.

It features Steve Beers as producer, Owen Wilson doing voices, and Clyde Smith as head of cinematography. Heat Vision and Jack is executive produced by Ben Stiller, Robert Greenblatt, and David Janollari. Heat Vision and Jack is created by Rob Schrab; Dan Harmon.

Heat Vision and Jack is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Heat Vision and Jack is 30 minutes long. Heat Vision and Jack is produced by The Greenblatt Janollari Studio, and Red Hour Productions.

The cast includes: Owen Wilson as Heat Vision, Vincent Schiavelli as Frank, Jack Black as Jack Austin, and Christine Taylor as The Sheriff.

Heat Vision and Jack Quotes

Christine Taylor as The Sheriff

  • (Christine Taylor) "-- And I'll come back for you right?"
  • (Jack Black) "Oh, I won't be here. Come sunrise I'll be so intelligent no cell will be able to hold me."
  • (Christine Taylor) "Jack, if you stay here, I can take care of you."
  • (Jack Black) "In the past, I've try to tell my story to journalists. Make friends. Open up to women. They're all dead. I've burnt out my daylight. Time for my to ride."

Owen Wilson as Heat Vision

  • (Owen Wilson) "Is that blood?"
  • (Jack Black) "The blood of tomatoes."
  • (Owen Wilson) "He pushed me over."
  • (Christine Taylor) "He got away?"
  • (Owen Wilson) "Listen, lady, he pushed me over."
  • (Owen Wilson) "I say a round Earth is a blessing. Each day you can see a new horizon. Goodnight."
  • (Owen Wilson) "Para-gone. Jack, Jack Jack, Para-GONE."
  • (Jack Black) "I get it."

Jack Black as Jack Austin

  • (Jack Black) "They have a man tracking me down. A very dangerous man. His name is Ron Silver. Like me, a former astronaut, but also a gifted actor."
  • (Jack Black) "I'm not a criminal."
  • (Christine Taylor) "Tell me your name."
  • (Jack Black) "I can't do that."
  • (Christine Taylor) "Spoken like a criminal."
  • (Jack Black) "Hip to their jive, I called my roommate Doug, and asked him to come pick me up. If I had known then what I know now -- I would have called a cab."
  • (Jack Black) "You shouldn't point those things at people; they're dangerous."
  • (Christine Taylor) "Only if I pull the trigger."
  • (Jack Black) "I wasn't talking about the gun."
  • (Christine Taylor) "Neither was I."
  • (Jack Black) "Come on you big ball of gas, light my darkest hour."
  • (Jack Black) "You learn to accept things when you're on the run -- if fate makes you a motorcycle, you become a motorcycle."
  • (Jack Black) "I know everything."

Vincent Schiavelli as Frank

  • (Vincent Schiavelli) "Come on Johnson -- use both shoes."
  • (Vincent Schiavelli) "All monkey-sluts shall be absorbed."

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