Head of State (film) Quotes

Head of State (film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Head of State ended in 1970.

It features Michael Rotenberg as producer, Marcus Miller in charge of musical score, and Donald E. Thorin as head of cinematography.

Head of State (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Head of State (film) is 95 minutes long. Head of State (film) is distributed by DreamWorks Pictures.

The cast includes: Nick Searcy as Brian Lewis, Chris Rock as Mays Gilliam, Bernie Mac as Mitch Gilliam, The Harris Brothers as Reporter, Lynn Whitfield as Debra Lassiter, Dylan Baker as Martin Geller, and Robin Givens as Kim.

Head of State (film) Quotes

Chris Rock as Mays Gilliam

• (Chris Rock) "Yo, Lewis. Your mother's ass is so big, when she sits down, she's three feet taller. Yo, Lewis."
• (Advisor) "Sir, I think it's time we prepare for a debate."
• (Nick Searcy) "Aw, give me one good reason I should debate that jerk."
• (Advisor) "He talked about your mother, sir."
• (Nick Searcy) "So what?"
• (Lewis' mother) "Are you going to just let him talk about me like that?"

• (Chris Rock) "Miss Pearl. You gotta get outta here. They're gonna blow this place up."
• (Miss Pearl) "Oh, they wouldn't do that, would they? When they know we're in here."
• (Chris Rock) "Miss Pearl, I love you. I've known you a long time. You've seen a lot of things in your life. You've seen churches burned to the ground. You've seen dogs sicced on children. You've seen Malcolm X killed. You've seen JFK killed. They shut up Muhammad Ali. They shut up Richard Prior. They gave Magic Johnson. They even turned Michael Jackson white. Now, do you really think these people give a damn about you?"

• (Chris Rock) "How many of you, right now, work two jobs just to have enough money to be broke? That ain't right."

• (Chris Rock) "Where are we on this running mate thing?"
• (Lynn Whitfield) "I've been making calls. Nobody wants to run with you."
• (Chris Rock) "Well, who'd you call?"
• (Lynn Whitfield) "Everybody."
• (Chris Rock) "Did you call Hammer?"
• (Lynn Whitfield) "No, I did not call Hammer."
• (Chris Rock) "Well, then you didn't call everybody."

• (The Woman) "You the man."
• (Chris Rock) "You the woman."

• (Chris Rock) "Are you seeing somebody else?"
• (Robin Givens) "I'm seeing everybody else. I've met mosquitoes with more force than you."

• (Chris Rock) "No, you can't use food stamps to buy tires."

• (Chris Rock) "I asked my niece the other day what 4 plus 4 was. She said 44."
• (Unnamed) "It is."

• (Chris Rock) "I'm the Government, I can do anything."

• (Chris Rock) "America is the richest, most powerful country on earth. If America was a woman, she would be a big-tittied woman. Everybody loves a big-tittied woman."

• (Chris Rock) "The guy's avoiding me like he owes me child support."

• (Chris Rock) "Don't steal my car now."
• (Warren) "I don't want that garbage."
• (Warren) "What'm I gonna do? Feed yo car to my car, man?"

• (Chris Rock) "You show me a grown man that's never said s*** and I'll show you somebody that's full of s***."

• (Chris Rock) "You show up to get your pension, they give you a pen. They give you a damn pen. Now, what the hell am I supposed to do with a pen? I should just stab you in the neck with this pen, Mister Pension-Taker."

• (Chris Rock) "I work in a neighborhood so bad, you can get shot while you're gettin' shot."

• (Chris Rock) "I thought I told you that we won't stop, I thought I told you that we won't stop."

Bernie Mac as Mitch Gilliam

• (Bernie Mac) "You gotta dress for the job you want, not the job you got."

• (Bernie Mac) "There's no such thing as white-collar crime. And there's definitely no such thing as black-on-black crime. Crime is crime. Let me explain something to you. I don't care if you have a white collar or a tank top. If you rob me, I'm gonna whup your ass."

• (Bernie Mac) "You can survive a stroke, but the high prices of medicine will give you a heart attack."

Nick Searcy as Brian Lewis

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

The Harris Brothers as Reporter

• (The Harris Brothers) "Who did you vote for?"
• (Meat Man) "For what?"
• (The Harris Brothers) "The President."
• (Meat Man) "Of what?"
• (The Harris Brothers) "The United States."
• (Meat Man) "Of what?"
• (The Harris Brothers) "Of America."
• (Meat Man) "What America?"
• (The Harris Brothers) "North America."
• (Meat Man) "Naw slick, I don't vote. You wanna buy some of this meat or what?"

Lynn Whitfield as Debra Lassiter

• (Players Ball pimp) "Don't I know you?"
• (Lynn Whitfield) "No."

Dylan Baker as Martin Geller

• (Dylan Baker) "Look, one thing at a time. The Teamsters haven't endorsed Lewis yet. Our numbers are creeping back up, but if you want a real shot at this thing, we gotta get Lewis to debate."
• (Chris Rock) "Well, he knows that. That's why he won't debate me. The guy's avoiding me like he owes me child support."

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