He and She Quotes

He & She is a Situation comedy that appeared on TV in 1967 on CBS. He &amp ended in 1968.

He & She was on for 1 seasons and 26 episodes. It features Arne Sultan as producer, and Jerry Fielding as theme composer. He & She is executive produced by Leonard Stern. He & She is created by Leonard B. Stern.

He & She is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. He & She is produced by Talent Associates, and distributed by Warner Bros. Television Distribution (North America).

He & She Quotes

• (Paula Hollister) "Dick. What are you doing here?"
• (Dick Hollister) "Dancing."
• (Paula Hollister) "What are you doing home?"
• (Dick Hollister) "Never mind that, who am I doing at home with? Paula, Paula help, get him a Nickolas."
• (Dick Hollister) "Uh, he's hurting me."

• (Unnamed) "May I see the ring?"
• (Dick Hollister) "It's on it's way to a fire."
• (Oscar North) "Here, use mine."
• (Dick Hollister) "This is a 'JETMAN' ring."
• (Oscar North) "With the secret decoder."

• (Dick Hollister) "You did it again, you opened the door."
• (Dick Hollister) "We're not back home. This is not a small town where everybody loves everybody so you can open the door, this is a big city where everybody hates everybody, so you can't open the door. If everybody loved everybody, then this wouldn't be a big city, it would be a small town. Then you can open the door."
• (Paula Hollister) "But this is Mr. Simpson, I met him yesterday. I said who was it & he said, 'Mr. Simpson' & sure enough, there he was, Mr. Simpson."
• (Dick Hollister) "Mr. Simpson who?"
• (Paula Hollister) "Mr. Simpson from the Department of Immigrations."
• (Dick Hollister) "Open that door."

• (Oscar North) "How do you do, Mr --. Mouse? Heh-heh. Not everybody has a name like Mouse."
• (Murray Mouse) "Try telling that to my wife, Minnie -- -- You're the first celebrity I've ever met."
• (Oscar North) "Worth waiting for, wasn't it?"

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