Haunted Honeymoon Quotes

Haunted Honeymoon is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Haunted Honeymoon stopped airing in 1970.

It features Susan Ruskin as producer, and John Morris (composer) in charge of musical score.

Haunted Honeymoon is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Haunted Honeymoon is 82 minutes long. Haunted Honeymoon is distributed by Orion Pictures.

The cast includes: Bryan Pringle as Pfister, Jonathan Pryce as Charles, Dom DeLuise as Aunt Kate, Paul L. Smith as Dr. Paul Abbot, Gene Wilder as Larry Abbot, Ann Way as Rachel, Roger Ashton-Griffiths as Francis Jr., Peter Vaughan as Francis Abbot Sr., Gilda Radner as Vickie Pearle, Jim Carter as Montego, Roger Ashton-Griffiths as Susan, and Eve Ferret as Sylvia.

Haunted Honeymoon Quotes

Gene Wilder as Larry Abbot

• (Gene Wilder) "Something terrible has happened. I just found cousin Francis in my bed."
• (Bryan Pringle) "Was he wearing a dress?"
• (Gene Wilder) "Yes, he was."
• (Bryan Pringle) "Just ask him to leave, Sir. Tell him you have a headache."

• (Gene Wilder) "Yes Sir. It's the biggest thrill of my life. I can tell you that."

• (Gene Wilder) "Now you think this would frighten me. Well it doesn't. Because I know this is just a filthy figment of my diseased imagination. All I have to do is simply reach out my hand and touch it."

• (Gene Wilder) "Now if anything frightens you. Anything at all. You just holler."
• (Gilda Radner) "Just practising."

• (Gene Wilder) "I'm telling you, I felt a cold, dead body lying beside me in bed. Do you understand?"
• (Bryan Pringle) "I feel that every night. Warm brandy helps."

Jim Carter as Montego

• (Jim Carter) "Everything is going to change, I promise, so long as you have faith in me."
• (Roger Ashton-Griffiths) "You're a very pursuasive man."
• (Jim Carter) "It's all done with mirrors."

Bryan Pringle as Pfister

• (Bryan Pringle) "The lights have gone out, madam."
• (Jonathan Pryce) "Good old Pfister, soon figured that one out."

• (Bryan Pringle) "I am Pfister, the family butler."
• (Gene Wilder) "Yes. And I am that little boy you used to bathe and tuck into bed and bring warm milk and cookies to, just before you kissed me goodnight."
• (Bryan Pringle) "May I have your name please?"
• (Gene Wilder) "My name?"
• (Gilda Radner) "Is he kidding?"
• (Bryan Pringle) "Come in, Mr. Kidding. I'll take the bags."

• (Bryan Pringle) "Is he still married?"
• (Gene Wilder) "Widower."
• (Bryan Pringle) "Widower than what?"
• (Gene Wilder) "What do you mean "Widower than what"?"
• (Bryan Pringle) "You said he was widower."
• (Gene Wilder) "He is."
• (Bryan Pringle) "Widower than what?"
• (Gene Wilder) "I don't know what you're talking about. He isn't widower than anything."
• (Bryan Pringle) "You mean he's just a "wittle" man."
• (Gene Wilder) "That's right."
• (Bryan Pringle) "That's all I was asking."

• (Bryan Pringle) "Master Larry."
• (Gene Wilder) "Pfister, you do remember me."
• (Bryan Pringle) "Of course. When did you get here?"
• (Gene Wilder) "About fifteen minutes ago."
• (Bryan Pringle) "I wish I'd known. I would have greeted you myself."
• (Gene Wilder) "Oh yes, that would have been nice. Well, huh, we can't have everything."
• (Bryan Pringle) "Come along, you're in your old room."
• (Gene Wilder) "Oh, good."

Gilda Radner as Vickie Pearle

• (Gilda Radner) "Holy baloney, here we go again."

• (Gilda Radner) "Say, did'ja hear what the bug said to the windshield?"
• (Gene Wilder) "What?"
• (Gilda Radner) "That's me all over."

• (Gilda Radner) "Larry -- Aaow. This thing's pinching my butt."

• (Gilda Radner) "Beat it. While you're still healthy."

• (Gilda Radner) "I gotta go to The Can. What do you want me to do?"

• (Gilda Radner) "I love your lipstick, what's it called?"
• (Eve Ferret) "Pink Passion."
• (Gilda Radner) "Well quit passion it around."

Dom DeLuise as Aunt Kate

• (Dom DeLuise) "I know that one of you is a werewolf. I saw you in the garden this afternoon."

• (Dom DeLuise) "Wait. Oh, wait. Before this moment is over, I want to say that this house has been under a cloud of darkness for so many years. And now, at last, the cloud has pissed."

• (Dom DeLuise) "You're the only living soul who knows I've changed my Will. If you ever tell anyone then may your soul rot in Hell."

• (Dom DeLuise) "That vase cost me five thousand dollars. There are only three like it in the world."
• (Bryan Pringle) "Two."
• (Dom DeLuise) "Yes -- two."

• (Dom DeLuise) "Where's Francis Jr.?"
• (Peter Vaughan) "I don't know, Kate. He told me he was coming up this afternoon. I thought sure he'd be here in time for dinner."
• (Dom DeLuise) "One of my dresses is missing. Has he been at it again?"
• (Peter Vaughan) "No."
• (Peter Vaughan) "Uh, n-n-no no I."
• (Peter Vaughan) "My son does this wonderful impression of Aunt Kate. He's got her voice down to a tee. And well, sometimes he likes to, uh, put on one of Aunt Kate's dresses to entertain at family gatherings."
• (Gilda Radner) "I see."
• (Peter Vaughan) "Oh, you should have seen him last Christmas. Such fun."
• (Dom DeLuise) "Yes. And when the police dragged him out of the ladies room at Sach's Fifth Avenue, that was fun."

Jonathan Pryce as Charles

• (Jonathan Pryce) "Larry's not the only actor in the family"
• (Gilda Radner) "You murdering skunk"
• (Gilda Radner) "I'm just trying to earn a buck"

• (Jonathan Pryce) "I'm the golden boy in this family -- NOT Cousin Larry"
• (Jonathan Pryce) "I'm Smarter than Cousin Larry -- I'm better looking than Cousin Larry -- and I'm gonna be a hellava lot richer than --"

Roger Ashton-Griffiths as Susan

• (Roger Ashton-Griffiths) "It's not what you think."
• (Roger Ashton-Griffiths) "Well, it's partly what you think but, uh, oh it's so complicated."

Ann Way as Rachel

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Paul L. Smith as Dr. Paul Abbot

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