Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law Quotes

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law is a Court show; Sitcom; Surreal comedy; Black comedy; Parody; Adult animation that debuted in 2000 on Cartoon Network. Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law stopped airing in 1970.

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law was on for 4 seasons and 39 (and 1 special) episodes. It features Christine Griswold, Jeffrey Goldstein, Evan W. Adler, and Pilot: Billy Cone, Dave Drabik, Craig Gordon, Casper Kelly, Jeff Olsen, and Matt Peccini as producer, Thomas Allen, and Stephen Colbert; Gary Cole; Chris Edgerly; John Michael Higgins; Maurice LaMarche; Peter MacNicol doing voices, Reg Tilsley as theme composer, and Michael Kohler (musician) as composer. Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law is executive produced by Michael Ouweleen, Erik Richter, Evan W. Adler, For J. J. Sedelmaier Productions, Inc. : Patrice Sedelmaier, For Virtual Magic Animation : Andrea Romero, For Allied Art & Science : Matthew Charde, Jeffrey Goldstein, Fred MacDonald, Franny Reynolds and Brandi Young, For Williams Street : Matt Harrigan, Keith Crofford and Mike Lazzo, and For Cartoon Network : Linda Simensky, Keith Crofford and Khaki Jones. Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law is created by Michael Ouweleen; Erik Richter.

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law is 12 minutes long. Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law is produced by J. J. Sedelmaier, Williams Street, and Allied Art & Science and distributed by Warner Bros. Television Distribution.

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Gigi. You look absolute -"
• (Unnamed) "Gotta go."

• (Unnamed) "I'll make you travel size."

• (Unnamed) "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe."
• (Unnamed) "And from this side only. The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels -- All those moments, lost in time -- like -- eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die --"

• (Unnamed) "Then that means -- that I'm your -- This means I finally get to have sex."
• (Unnamed) "With a woman."
• (Unnamed) "No, there are other ways."

• (Unnamed) "Did you get that thing I sent you?"

• (Unnamed) "What's that, little birdie? "Caw-caw-caw -- " Loosely translated: "Polly want a beating?""

• (Secret Squirrel) "Never fear, madame, Secret Squirrel has just what you need right here."
• (Secret Squirrel) "Wait. I didn't even pull it out yet."

• (Unnamed) "I'm the alpha male."
• (Unnamed) "I'm the alpha male."

• (Unnamed) "Hear ye, hear ye. All those with business before this court, step forward and ye shall be heard."
• (Unnamed) "The right honorable Mentok presiding."
• (Unnamed) "Was I announced?"
• (Unnamed) "And now. Kicking ass, and taking minds. Mentok. The Mindtaker."
• (Unnamed) "Or was it the other one; the, uh, "Now presiding," blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah?"
• (Unnamed) "Uh, w; We were running late, so I just thought -- Y'know, the short one -- Because it's shorter."
• (Unnamed) "Uh-huh. Okay, yeah. Bigger one next time, all right? Try the scary one -- next time."

• (Unnamed) "Zombie guards: SEIZE HIM."
• (Unnamed) "Tell me that's not fun to say."

• (Unnamed) "Everyone, it's take Phil's daughter to work day."
• (Unnamed) "I, hereby volunteer to show her the interior of every supply closet --"

• (Unnamed) "Avenger. My personal digital assistant."
• (Unnamed) "How do you make a "T" again? Do you press that and leave it down, or?"

• (Unnamed) "Why? Because Mentok wills it so. Proceed."

• (Unnamed) "TO: Birdman, Harvey. FROM: Potamus, Peter. SUBJECT: That thing I sent you. BODY: You get that thing I sent you?"

• (Unnamed) "Let's see: Gum wrapper, pocket lint, lighter -- Ooo. Flamethrower. Ring of power, dunno what that is, roll of quarters -- Wait, that's not a roll of -- Ah. Here they are."
• (Unnamed) "Okay -- All right -- Here we go -- Aaaand, opening. On one. Next time. Spatial relationships. Okie-doke. Come to papa. Male end, female end --"

• (Unnamed) "Your Honor, I'd like to --"
• (Unnamed) "Yes, you can introduce it."
• (Unnamed) "Hello? Mind-taker."

• (Unnamed) "Ha ha. Last laugh."

• (Unnamed) "Hmm. It says here that if a person's not married by the time he's 35, he's got a better chance of being robbed at gunpoint by a desperate and somewhat bloated Christian Slater."

• (Unnamed) "While I consider myself to be a benevolent-ish dictator, I have no choice but to introduce a battery of oppressive security measures."

• (Child #1) "Make a rabbit disappear."
• (Child #2) "Do a trick."
• (Unnamed) "Nope. Got something much better."
• (Unnamed) "Byooo-weeeeeeeee-oooo --"
• (Unnamed) "You: You're going to die in 23 years of a coronary embolism. You? You're going to live in Tuscany with your mother -- and your boyfriend. You: Telemarketer. You: Lite FM radio DJ. You? You will raise poodles. And not the big kind that win prizes. No, the annoying little kind that go, "Bap. bap. bap. bap. bap. bap. bap.""

• (Unnamed) "Deedle deedle dee."

• (Unnamed) "That's enough. Ooo-weeooo."
• (Unnamed) "Cheeseburger, french fries, chocolate shake. Somebody's mind I's about to take."
• (Unnamed) "Eeny, meeny, miney -- Mind-swap."
• (Unnamed) "You were saying?"
• (Unnamed) "Uh-huh. And?"
• (Dog) "Honestly, your Honor, this is juvenile, even for you."
• (Unnamed) "I'm sorry; I can't hear you over this."

• (Unnamed) "Debbie, we're going to need some law books. With pictures this time."

• (Unnamed) "Class-action suit? And the first thing you asked was whether or not they got that thing you sent them?"
• (Unnamed) "Check out the ha-has on Ms. Stenopad."

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