Harder, Better, Faster, Browner Quotes

Harder, Better, Faster, Browner is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Harder, Better, Faster, Browner ended its run in 1970.

Harder, Better, Faster, Browner Quotes

• (Kenny West) "I'm trying to get my daughter a decent education so she doesn't grow up to be in one of my videos."

• (Donna Tubbs) "Cleveland, I love you and I mean this in the best possible way, but any 19-year-old who has your life should kill himself."

• (Cleveland Brown) "Barack Obama doesn't care about black people."
• (Kenny West) "What the f*** were you thinking?"
• (Cleveland Brown) "I don't know. The lights, the camera. I got nervous."

• (Cleveland Brown) "Donna, wake up. The house is on fire. Rallo's dead."
• (Donna Tubbs) "What? Oh, my God, no. My baby. My baby."
• (Cleveland Brown) "Ha-ha-ha. Just kidding."

• (Rallo Tubbs) "Attention, men. If your ladies are in the bathroom and you wish for just once in your life you had the cajones to just get up and leave, follow me."

• (Kenny West) "Hey, Miss Tubbs. I got you a little thank you gift for letting me and Candice crash at your place."
• (Donna Tubbs) "Oh, my God. "Tyler Perry Presents Wine.""
• (Cleveland Brown) "They say it's rich and super fruity and not complex at all."

• (Cleveland Brown) "Hey, you should bring Candice over for a playdate."
• (Kenny West) "Hmm. That's actually not a bad idea. I got a gig this afternoon anyway."
• (Cleveland Brown) "I'll treat her like she's one of my own and I mean my own, not one of my stepkids. Sometimes I forget to feed them."

• (Cleveland Brown) "Kenny, you're -- you're homeless."
• (Kenny West) "Shh. Man, not in front of my kid. I told her that cars were houses and houses were cars, so she just thinks we're car-less."

• (Cleveland Brown) "You know what, Donna? He may live in the White House, but I'd rather live in the Brown house."
• (Donna Tubbs) "I'd rather live in the White House."
• (Cleveland Brown) "Yeah, me too."

• (Candice West) "Bye, Daddy."
• (Kenny West) "Touch the sky, baby."

• (Kenny West) "Cleveland, you're fired."
• (Cleveland Brown) "What?"
• (Kenny West) "I''m sorry, but the book I read said if you've got bad news, come right out and say it. No, you're supposed to first give them a fake compliment, then the bad news."
• (Cleveland Brown) "Oh."
• (Kenny West) "You've lost weight and you're fired."
• (Cleveland Brown) "Well, at least I've lost weight."

• (Kenny West) "Thanks again for watching Candice. I wish more grown men I barely knew would offer to look after my four-year-old daughter."

• (Holt Richter) "Kenny West. Caught you at the county fair. Yeah, I listen to rap. Got a De La Soul CD in my car. Do a little beatboxing. You don't wanna hear it unless you do. You probably do."
• (Kenny West) "I'm really not glad I heard that."

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